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systemtool
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Real men always have to poo, ON
Joined: 09.12.2007

Apr 25 @ 11:59 AM ET
Dan and Dan in an interview mentioned how they feel the main antagonists are Stannis, Jaime and Joffrey, the main protagonists Dany, Brienne, Cersei


I was like..wait what?

- AdamFrench


Must be his stats. Too many shots against, not enough for.
Adam French
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: Isn't Cooley 5"11? You know who else is 5"11? Sydney Crosby. - Scabeh
Joined: 04.06.2011

Apr 25 @ 12:01 PM ET
Must be his stats. Too many shots against, not enough for.
- systemtool

Her fenwick is through the roof man. She's taken like 95 cum shots from her brother versus like ten from her husband and has 3 kids by the bro and zero from her husband...that's some serious advanced pregnancy stats
markmark
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Toronto, ON
Joined: 07.27.2010

Apr 25 @ 12:01 PM ET
that happens at the 20 min mark
- CaptainK


Well I think it resets at each step and there are... 3 steps I think?
Tee-Dot
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: For being Stee's alternate personality or being associated with M. Night Shyamalan?
Joined: 12.11.2008

Apr 25 @ 12:02 PM ET
Should have taken the BJ....Doc taught her how to give BJ's and she's came in 1st in the Miss Homless World BJ contest.

....and lock your damn doors!

- BlowMonkey

The last part.

My doors lock automatically once I get up to about 5 clicks.
markmark
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Toronto, ON
Joined: 07.27.2010

Apr 25 @ 12:03 PM ET
Her fenwick is through the roof man. She's taken like 95 cum shots from her brother versus like ten from her husband and has 3 kids by the bro and zero from her husband...that's some serious advanced pregnancy stats
- AdamFrench


Well she DID have one from her husband. But she took the ol' coat hanger route.
TheTaoOfSemenko
Vegas Golden Knights
Joined: 07.01.2009

Apr 25 @ 12:05 PM ET
Dan and Dan in an interview mentioned how they feel the main antagonists are Stannis, Jaime and Joffrey, the main protagonists Dany, Brienne, Cersei


I was like..wait what?

- AdamFrench

A protagonist is not necessarily good.
Feeling Glucky?
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Tanktown, ON
Joined: 10.08.2008

Apr 25 @ 12:06 PM ET
The last part.

My doors lock automatically once I get up to about 5 clicks.

- Tee-Dot

I think my doors do it at 30km/h. I was on a residential street, parked right near the end of it.
Adam French
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: Isn't Cooley 5"11? You know who else is 5"11? Sydney Crosby. - Scabeh
Joined: 04.06.2011

Apr 25 @ 12:08 PM ET
A protagonist is not necessarily good.
- TheTaoOfSemenko

You know what I mean.
Feeling Glucky?
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Tanktown, ON
Joined: 10.08.2008

Apr 25 @ 12:09 PM ET
A protagonist is not necessarily good.
- TheTaoOfSemenko

people are supposed to relate to the protagonist. I don't think anyone relates to those three.
Tee-Dot
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: For being Stee's alternate personality or being associated with M. Night Shyamalan?
Joined: 12.11.2008

Apr 25 @ 12:09 PM ET
I think my doors do it at 30km/h. I was on a residential street, parked right near the end of it.
- Feeling Glucky?

Just get into the habit of it now depending where you are.

Once got lost and ended driving right by Seaton House... scared the poop outta me.
CaptainK
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: K is for Kessel
Joined: 03.01.2010

Apr 25 @ 12:10 PM ET
Dan and Dan in an interview mentioned how they feel the main antagonists are Stannis, Jaime and Joffrey, the main protagonists Dany, Brienne, Cersei


I was like..wait what?

- AdamFrench

Tee-Dot
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: For being Stee's alternate personality or being associated with M. Night Shyamalan?
Joined: 12.11.2008

Apr 25 @ 12:11 PM ET

- CaptainK

You guys talking about GOT?
CaptainK
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: K is for Kessel
Joined: 03.01.2010

Apr 25 @ 12:11 PM ET
You guys talking about GOT?
- Tee-Dot

no
Atomic Wedgie
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: The centre of the hockey universe
Joined: 07.31.2006

Apr 25 @ 12:12 PM ET
I tried buying tickets this morning, but I ended up getting beaten up by these two girls.

Roundhouse kick after roundhouse kick - they were as vicious as they were good looking.

I've never seen ladies who could pummel a guy like that while flawlessly whistling Frozen Ghost tunes.

Good afternoon, everyone.

Win tonight, win Saturday night. Hope Montreal loses tonight.

And then enjoy home ice advantage for our four game sweep.

Oh yeah, I just typed that.

And I'm not taking it back.
Tee-Dot
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: For being Stee's alternate personality or being associated with M. Night Shyamalan?
Joined: 12.11.2008

Apr 25 @ 12:13 PM ET
no
- CaptainK

Oh.
TheTaoOfSemenko
Vegas Golden Knights
Joined: 07.01.2009

Apr 25 @ 12:13 PM ET
people are supposed to relate to the protagonist. I don't think anyone relates to those three.
- Feeling Glucky?

This is where the books are so much better. GRRM makes you see things from the perspective of everyone, even the hateful people. Stannis at his core is just hardcore about duty and honor. The nonsense with him and the Red female dog is just for the HBO casual viewer like all the stuff with the prostitutes. Cersei is essentially a super protective mother. Joffrey is a faget though.
Adam French
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: Isn't Cooley 5"11? You know who else is 5"11? Sydney Crosby. - Scabeh
Joined: 04.06.2011

Apr 25 @ 12:14 PM ET
I tried buying tickets this morning, but I ended up getting beaten up by these two girls.

Roundhouse kick after roundhouse kick - they were as vicious as they were good looking.

I've never seen ladies who could pummel a guy like that while flawlessly whistling Frozen Ghost tunes.

Good afternoon, everyone.

Win tonight, win Saturday night. Hope Montreal loses tonight.

And then enjoy home ice advantage for our four game sweep.

Oh yeah, I just typed that.

And I'm not taking it back.

- Atomic Wedgie

slashtrash
Montreal Canadiens
Joined: 09.15.2010

Apr 25 @ 12:14 PM ET
Dan and Dan in an interview mentioned how they feel the main antagonists are Stannis, Jaime and Joffrey, the main protagonists Dany, Brienne, Cersei


I was like..wait what?

- AdamFrench

Her?

Big fan of the Kingslayer's progression throughout the books. Halfway through the 4th by now.
DoubleDown
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Not to point any fingers but Tyson Barrie has looked awful in the blue and white for the Leafs., QC
Joined: 07.28.2006

Apr 25 @ 12:14 PM ET
is the good Doctor around today?
Leeman4Gilmour
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: "Obviously, Reimer must be the, AB
Joined: 02.02.2010

Apr 25 @ 12:14 PM ET
Soo... today I was leaving my girlfriend's place. She lives in an awesome part of downtown.

I drove down the street to get onto Dundas, but had to wait at a stop light for a clearing in traffic. While I'm waiting, a crazy homeless lady jumps in my car, and tells me to get her out of there because somebody is harrassing her. I consider kicking her out there... but I figure maybe if I just take her down the street a bit she'll get out peacefully. 30 seconds of driving later, she offers me a blowjob, which I very, very, very easily turn down, at which point she starts asking me for money. So I pull over and tell her to get out. She refuses. I flag down a guy on a bike who's passing by. He says he can't touch her - because he's a law enforcement officer - and leaves (but at least opens the door so I can try pushing her out). I try pushing her out, but I don't want to get out. Eventually someone else comes by, and between them pulling and me pushing, we get her out.

(frank)ing awesome start to the day.

- Feeling Glucky?


With a story like this to start the day, I have a feeling it's going to be another awesome day in the Augello threads.

Although, the amazing crescendo of WTF that took place in this thread from about pages 18-23 yesterday will be hard to top.
Tee-Dot
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: For being Stee's alternate personality or being associated with M. Night Shyamalan?
Joined: 12.11.2008

Apr 25 @ 12:14 PM ET
I tried buying tickets this morning, but I ended up getting beaten up by these two girls.

Roundhouse kick after roundhouse kick - they were as vicious as they were good looking.

I've never seen ladies who could pummel a guy like that while flawlessly whistling Frozen Ghost tunes.

Good afternoon, everyone.

Win tonight, win Saturday night. Hope Montreal loses tonight.

And then enjoy home ice advantage for our four game sweep.

Oh yeah, I just typed that.

And I'm not taking it back.

- Atomic Wedgie

Did they at least offer a blowjob?
Tee-Dot
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: For being Stee's alternate personality or being associated with M. Night Shyamalan?
Joined: 12.11.2008

Apr 25 @ 12:15 PM ET
is the good Doctor around today?
- DoubleDown

I wish.
slashtrash
Montreal Canadiens
Joined: 09.15.2010

Apr 25 @ 12:17 PM ET
is the good Doctor around today?
- DoubleDown

DoctorNHL
DoctorNHL
DoctorNHL
Adam French
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: Isn't Cooley 5"11? You know who else is 5"11? Sydney Crosby. - Scabeh
Joined: 04.06.2011

Apr 25 @ 12:18 PM ET
Her?

Big fan of the Kingslayer's progression throughout the books. Halfway through the 4th by now.

- slashtrash

Something about how she only wants to protect her children, blah blah, blind to evil of Joff, blah blah...they obviously stopped reading when you get into her head and realize what a power hungry schizophrenic crazy person she is.
Tee-Dot
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: For being Stee's alternate personality or being associated with M. Night Shyamalan?
Joined: 12.11.2008

Apr 25 @ 12:19 PM ET
DoctorNHL
DoctorNHL
DoctorNHL

- slashtrash

GCHonda may have to take his place.
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