You get the feeling that during a fire, Homer would casually walk out of the building unharmed as if it were a normal day.
- PhillySportsGuy

The only thing he would let burn are his 2nd round picks.


BOOOM!

Does that come with a side of bacon?
- Moose_15

mmm bacon!!

ok here's my master plan....

1)trade all forwards/defencemen except Coots, Schenns and Laughton for high picks
2)create lineup with all centers.
3)diversity sux, redundance rules!

trade Giroux for Weber
trade Hartnell for Yandle
trade Voracek for jBow

Barkov-Coots-Monahan
MacKinnon-Laughton-Lindholm
Shinkaruk-Schenn-Domi
who-cares

Weber-Yandle
Streit-Timonen
jBow-Schenn

Mason
Emery

Exactly... if he came at a reasonable price I wouldnt mind it...

Say 4 years 17 mill... Move Schenn to wing..



Scott Hartnell ($4.750m) / Claude Giroux ($3.750m) / Jakub Voracek ($4.250m)
Brayden Schenn ($3.110m) / Vincent Lecavalier ($4.250m) / Wayne Simmonds ($3.975m)
Simon Gagne ($2.000m) / Sean Couturier ($1.375m) / Matt Read ($0.900m)
Zac Rinaldo ($0.750m) / Scott Laughton ($1.107m) / Maxime Talbot ($1.750m)
Tye McGinn ($0.775m) / Jay Rosehill ($0.675m)
DEFENSEMEN
Kimmo Timonen ($6.000m) / Luke Schenn ($3.600m)
Nicklas Grossmann ($3.500m) / Mark Streit ($5.250m)
Andrej Meszaros ($4.000m) / Erik Gustafsson ($1.000m)
Bruno Gervais ($0.825m) / Chris Pronger ($4.941m)
Steve Montador ($0.900m)
GOALTENDERS
Steve Mason ($1.500m)
Ray Emery ($1.500m)
OTHER
Buyout: Oskars Bartulis ($0.100m)
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- jak521

sign me up

No, but I'd love for the Flyers to hire Rod Brind'Amour as their new strength/conditioning coach and 3rd line center.
- jmatchett383

Done.

So, the Flyers are in need of CC in front of the net, what about tanks and heals? Did Briere count as ranged DPS? Do they need that too now?
- Doc_Sarcasm

Doc, you picked up what I was puttin down!
Hmmmm....
I'd say that those who covet Bob Ryab definately believe in ranged dps. All our tanks were beat to hell this season.
The sleepy juggling bear routine as cc never did work very well in net. Prolly good we moved on.
And whoever our healer is needs to be shot. Or found - or something. New healer is definately reccommended... Make or break a team I tell ya...

Has anyone ever seen Homer actually laugh?
- Doc_Sarcasm

Actually .... yes

Has anyone ever seen Homer actually laugh?
- Doc_Sarcasm

Nope. He needs to let his wife know when he climaxes

Has anyone ever seen Homer actually laugh?
- Doc_Sarcasm

Yes. But no one has ever lived to tell the tale.

Actually .... yes
- jackfrost

pics/vid now or it didnt happen.

mmm bacon!!

ok here's my master plan....

1)trade all forwards except Coots, Schenn and Laughton for high picks and all-star defenders!
2)create lineup with all centers.
3)diversity sux, redundance rules!

Barkov-Coots-Monahan
MacKinnon-Laughton-Lindholm
Shinkaruk-Schenn-Domi
who-cares

draft Jones, Nurse, Pulock and Ristolainen by trading Coburn, Read, Simmonds, Grossmann, Meszaros, etc

trade Giroux for Weber
trade Hartnell for Yandle
trade Voracek for jBow

Weber-Yandle
Streit-Timonen
jBow-Schenn

Gustafsson
Jones
Pulock
Ristolainen
Nurse


Sign one of the available goalies to tandem with Mason

Mason
Emery(or another goalie)
- MrBigglesworth

I here his stock is rising

Has anyone ever seen Homer actually laugh?
- Doc_Sarcasm

I bet he was howling when Nashville matched the Weber offer sheet

I bet he was howling when Nashville matched the Weber offer sheet
- PLindbergh31

Well done, sir.

I here his stock is rising
- PhillySportsGuy

Is that what you call it these days?

pics/vid now or it didnt happen.
- Doc_Sarcasm

Lol sorry was a long time ago when I met him - the summer after the Islanders won their first cup

Doc, you picked up what I was puttin down!
Hmmmm....
I'd say that those who covet Bob Ryab definately believe in ranged dps. All our tanks were beat to hell this season.
The sleepy juggling bear routine as cc never did work very well in net. Prolly good we moved on.
And whoever our healer is needs to be shot. Or found - or something. New healer is definately reccommended... Make or break a team I tell ya...
- FlyersGrace

Ok.. now I'm trying to imagine a guild recruitment post as witten by Homer

/head explodes

Is Bill still around answering questions? I'd like to know his opinion of Galimov and Haugen of the KHL.

Nope. He needs to let his wife know when he climaxes
- PhillySportsGuy

He just gently sighs, dismounts, and throws a dart at his 35+ UFA dart board.

I here his stock is rising
- PhillySportsGuy

Severed neck injury set him back a bit, but I hear he has a lot of lower body strength.

He just gently sighs, dismounts, and throws a dart at his 35+ UFA dart board.
- jmatchett383

He just gently sighs, dismounts, and throws a dart at his 35+ UFA dart board.
- jmatchett383

hahaha

brilliant idea!! i nominate Bigs for Flyers GM. here here! tut tut and a good day to you sir
- PhillySportsGuy

fixed

Ok.. now I'm trying to imagine a guild recruitment post as witten by Homer

/head explodes
- Doc_Sarcasm

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Has anyone ever seen Homer actually laugh?
- Doc_Sarcasm

Here's about what you get for joyous expressions:

Come to Margate on a saturday night and stop by the WAWA. Every suburban high school kid hangs out at WAWA. I don't understand
- PhillySportsGuy

That's a great Wawa. You can count on being somehow entertained every visit.

Any new rumors?
- Flyersgod

Letang to Toronto earlier has become a 7 mil per extension from the Pitt on the table.