I just miss the days of high school when I could eat 2 hoagies for dinner and not gain a pound...
- PhillySportsGuy

Yea, I was never able to do that. Come from a chunky family. Its in the genes. I've never been skinny, and never will be skinny.

I would rather Laughton be sent back to Juniors for 1 more year. With the cap situation, and center situation, and the fact he can't be sent to AHL if he struggles, I think it would be the best for the team.
- youarewrong

I agree that the Cap situation is a factor that could force the Flyers to have to send Laughton back to Juniors. I think the Center situation is irrelevant. Laughton can play on the Wing. And he may or may not struggle. Some growing pains are to be expected.

Well he finally realized that his fastball wasn't worth crap unless he wore glasses.
- jmatchett383

I would rather Laughton be sent back to Juniors for 1 more year. With the cap situation, and center situation, and the fact he can't be sent to AHL if he struggles, I think it would be the best for the team.
- youarewrong

How about an 8-game tryout to see how he does?

Yeah all diabetics are fat. It's a medical fact.

- mayorofangrytown

Bobby Clarke has always been fat.

Now would be a good time for a joke about adjusting artificial sweeteners for inflation due to being on a stacked team or whatever, but it's not coming together. Sorry for the let down, guys.

Now would be a good time for a joke about adjusting artificial sweeteners for inflation due to being on a stacked team or whatever, but it's not coming together. Sorry for the let down, guys.
- BulliesPhan87

BURN HIM!

Yea, I was never able to do that. Come from a chunky family. Its in the genes. I've never been skinny, and never will be skinny.
- youarewrong

I was always thin until college. I constantly played sports everyday. I have very little self control when it comes to food

The real problem is that the middle ground, the AHL, has been eliminated.
- MJL

yeah that's annoying but with how many young forwards we already have i'm not going to be upset if he stays in the OHL

Bobby Clarke has always been fat.
- feelingkettle

His insurance company asked him to drop a couple pounds so he cut off one of his fat fingers.

"cause he's old school...

Now would be a good time for a joke about adjusting artificial sweeteners for inflation due to being on a stacked team or whatever, but it's not coming together. Sorry for the let down, guys.
- BulliesPhan87

there's a bonus cushion joke in there somewhere too

I was always thin until college. I constantly played sports everyday. I have very little self control when it comes to food
- PhillySportsGuy

That's me. Played competitive hockey until 20. Now I sit at my desk and watch the pounds pile on.

How about an 8-game tryout to see how he does?
- jmatchett383

They should 1 up you and give him 9 games

His insurance company asked him to drop a couple pounds so he cut off one of his fat fingers.

"cause he's old school...
- mayorofangrytown

there's a bonus cushion joke in there somewhere too
- Don'tForgetTocchet

The bigger the waistband

That's me. Played competitive hockey until 20. Now I sit at my desk and watch the pounds pile on.
- jmatchett383

Curious case of Benjamin Glutton

BURN HIM!
- jmatchett383

How about an 8-game tryout to see how he does?
- jmatchett383

Absolutely.

- BulliesPhan87

Post of the day.

Now would be a good time for a joke about adjusting artificial sweeteners for inflation due to being on a stacked team or whatever, but it's not coming together. Sorry for the let down, guys.
- BulliesPhan87

I'm still trying to figure out what your avatar picture is of It's one of those things that I won't see until you tell me, then I'll probably go get my sight checked.

How about an 8-game tryout to see how he does?
- jmatchett383

They call that preseason don't they?

They call that preseason don't they?
- mayorofangrytown

No, they call it an 8-game tryout.

there's a bonus cushion joke in there somewhere too
- Don'tForgetTocchet

I tip my (salary) cap to you, ma'am.


...ok, that was awful. Proceed with the burning.

I'm still trying to figure out what your avatar picture is of It's one of those things that I won't see until you tell me, then I'll probably go get my sight checked.
- JAKEw1234

It's a Spartan Helmet.


I think.

No, they call it an 8-game tryout.
- jmatchett383

Wasn't it 10 games?