That's it, everyone boycott Trade Wars until NJ Tomatoes are given their proper respect as trade bait for the Flyers. It must be done...

FTFY. Now we just need a time machine.
- jmatchett383

HAHA.

I remembered thinking that Knuble was too old and slow the first time he signed with the Flyers. [I am glad I was wrong].

early betting lines for Goaty Jones award:

Coburn 4:1
Lavi 4:1
Streit 5:1
Gervais 6:1 (He doesn't play, but when he does, he's terrible)
Mason 8:1
Hartnell 10:1
Emery 12:1
Vinny Lecavalier 12:1
Adam Hall 15:1
Talbot 18:1
Couturier 18:1
Schenn 20:1

early betting lines for Goaty Jones award:

Coburn 4:1
Lavi 4:1
Streit 5:1
Gervais 6:1 (He doesn't play, but when he does, he's terrible)
Mason 8:1
Hartnell 10:1
Emery 12:1
Vinny Lecavalier 12:1
Adam Hall 15:1
Talbot 18:1
Couturier 18:1
Schenn 20:1
- PhillySportsGuy

I'm on board the Hartnell Blame Train.

early betting lines for Goaty Jones award:

Coburn 4:1
Lavi 4:1
Streit 5:1
Gervais 6:1 (He doesn't play, but when he does, he's terrible)
Mason 8:1
Hartnell 10:1
Emery 12:1
Vinny Lecavalier 12:1
Adam Hall 15:1
Talbot 18:1
Couturier 18:1
Schenn 20:1
- PhillySportsGuy

How about on Homer, Snider, and "Act of God?"

Also, I'm taking Streit.

early betting lines for Goaty Jones award:

Coburn 4:1
Lavi 4:1
Streit 5:1
Gervais 6:1 (He doesn't play, but when he does, he's terrible)
Mason 8:1
Hartnell 10:1
Emery 12:1
Vinny Lecavalier 12:1
Adam Hall 15:1
Talbot 18:1
Couturier 18:1
Schenn 20:1
- PhillySportsGuy

I'll put my money on Couturier. He'll be a Phantom by January.

early betting lines for Goaty Jones award:

Coburn 4:1
Lavi 4:1
Streit 5:1
Gervais 6:1 (He doesn't play, but when he does, he's terrible)
Mason 8:1
Hartnell 10:1
Emery 12:1
Vinny Lecavalier 12:1
Adam Hall 15:1
Talbot 18:1
Couturier 18:1
Schenn 20:1
- PhillySportsGuy

Fire Lavy. Trade Mason [I give it until Thanksgiving before this takes off]

How about on Homer, Snider, and "Act of God?"

Also, I'm taking Streit.
- jmatchett383

Act of God would insinuate that the Flyers were beaten. In reality, we know that the Flyers have never been beaten but only lose because certain players are terrible and need to be traded at all costs.

I'm on board the Hartnell Blame Train.
- Doc_Sarcasm

I still believe Coburn is the most likely candidate because of the hate developed from last season.

He's got what we in the scapegoat business call 'Carry-Over Hate'

Act of God would insinuate that the Flyers were beaten. In reality, we know that the Flyers have never been beaten but only lose because certain players are terrible and need to be traded at all costs.
- PhillySportsGuy

Yo do steam a good ham, sir

Not really... We will trade him and emery to Boston for tuuka
- SMS4016

ok deal

Act of God would insinuate that the Flyers were beaten. In reality, we know that the Flyers have never been beaten but only lose because Bruno Gervais is terrible and need to be traded at all costs.
- PhillySportsGuy

Fixed.

Fixed.
- Moose_15

That's true, the Flyers did actually go 48-0 last season and win The Stanley Cup. Bruno Gervais just made it SEEM LIKE we lost.

The Bruno Gervais has you , Neo.

That's true, the Flyers did actually go 48-0 last season and win The Stanley Cup. Bruno Gervais just made it SEEM LIKE we lost.

The Bruno Gervais has you , Neo.
- jmatchett383

NOOOOO010001000100111000001010100100001010001010111111010100001
010010101010010010001!

Just had a mental picture of you sitting in a steak house, ordering the Cesar salad with dressing on the side and grilled chicken, then pulling out your phone and adding the calorie totals to your app....
- youarewrong

couldn't bemorewrong on every single detail

Muskrat and groundhog is not the same. Never had muskrat but I'd give it a go. Ground hog is okay but I've had my fill.
- mayorofangrytown

Shame.

I've had this hog living under my shed for some time now. It's really beginning to tick off the feral cat my wife feeds.

couldn't bemorewrong on every single detail
- Don'tForgetTocchet

Wait.. you're a militant vegan who waits for vegetables to die of natural causes before eating them, right? I'm right. I knew it.

Wait.. you're a militant vegan who waits for vegetables to die of natural causes before eating them, right? I'm right. I knew it.
- Doc_Sarcasm

I don't mind telling you that it hurts to hear Linus say this.

I don't mind telling you that it hurts to hear Linus say this.
- Flyskippy

And that my friends is what Veganism is all about!




less painful?

early betting lines for Goaty Jones award:

Coburn 4:1
Lavi 4:1
Streit 5:1
Gervais 6:1 (He doesn't play, but when he does, he's terrible)
Mason 8:1
Hartnell 10:1
Emery 12:1
Vinny Lecavalier 12:1
Adam Hall 15:1
Talbot 18:1
Couturier 18:1
Schenn 20:1
- PhillySportsGuy

Odds on Lecavalier are way too kind, so I'm going with him. A guy who's pretty much always under performed compared (except for maybe two years) to expectations playing in his first big hockey city with a passionate fan base? You savages are gonna be hanging him from the Penn statue by/ that contract by mid-December, tops...

Wait.. you're a militant vegan who waits for vegetables to die of natural causes before eating them, right? I'm right. I knew it.
- Doc_Sarcasm

she's not eatin' bacon, not
eatin' sausage,
and she won't eat eggs,
not eatin' chicken
not eatin' turkey, she
won't have a steak,
but i just can't help feelin'
sorry
for this poor little lettuce head
you know, i can't stop cryin' cause i
know this broccoli's dead

And that my friends is what Veganism is all about!




less painful?
- Doc_Sarcasm

Odds on Lecavalier are way too kind, so I'm going with him. A guy who's pretty much always under performed compared (except for maybe two years) to expectations playing in his first big hockey city with a passionate fan base? You savages are gonna be hanging him from the Penn statue by/ that contract by mid-December, tops...
- Dissent

He will be playing on a line with talented players and the Flyers will have 3 lines that can score. He may be able to hide for the first couple years before the idiots realize.

she's not eatin' bacon, not
eatin' sausage,
and she won't eat eggs,
not eatin' chicken
not eatin' turkey, she
won't have a steak,
but i just can't help feelin'
sorry
for this poor little lettuce head
you know, i can't stop cryin' cause i
know this broccoli's dead
- jmatchett383

all this talk about jersey tomatoes and no one even mentions the corn or blueberries

yeesh