Sadly, had this happened to Crosby, Flyers nation would be making jokes about what a wuss he was, losing a fight to a golf club, and several witty animated GIFs depicting it would have been created.
- jmatchett383

What a glorious day that would have been!

- jak521

What a glorious day that would have been!
- Flyersgod

We can still make fun of their superfan!

the best part of this is both shoes coming off his feet. i'm hysterically at this.
- hammarby31

I died laughing.. and then felt like a racist for doing it. I'm not a democrat, so am I allowed to laugh at this?

- BulliesPhan87

Sadly, had this happened to Crosby, Flyers nation would be making jokes about what a wuss he was, losing a fight to a golf club, and several witty animated GIFs depicting it would have been created.
- jmatchett383

They're doing their best to deflect the 'whiner' thing onto Giroux over in Pens land. It's adorable.

We can still make fun of their superfan!


- jak521

I died laughing.. and then felt like a racist for doing it. I'm not a democrat, so am I allowed to laugh at this?
- Flyersgod

The very next season we would have had Forsberg, Carter, Richards. Probably would have signed Kimmo anyway!!! Hockey gods make me so angry
- PhillySportsGuy

Wasn't my fault man. We don't hear a lot of hockey prayers because the LeafsGod is constantly complaining about every little thing... keeps going on about all their cups from a generation ago.

This news about Lappy breaks my heart. As for Giroux, how does a golf club "shatter"?

He's fat. I find humor at his misfortune.
- jmatchett383

A slob playing video games. Is there any doubt he lives in his Parent's basement?

This news about Lappy breaks my heart. As for Giroux, how does a golf club "shatter"?
- NickTheKid87

Graphite club. So far theories include hitting a tree root and slamming the club in frustration.

Concussion. Out for 8 months.

A slob playing video games. Is there any doubt he lives in his Parent's basement?
- PLindbergh31

Not all superfat nerds live in their parents basements. Some of them run file hosting/pirating companies and live James Bond villain-esque lavish lifestyles.

I died laughing.. and then felt like a racist for doing it. I'm not a democrat, so am I allowed to laugh at this?
- Flyersgod

Only if you bring politics into the discussion, reference God, and deny climate change in one sentence.

Graphite club. So far theories include hitting a tree root and slamming the club in frustration.
- BulliesPhan87

He may have had a tough lie. Perhaps his ball landed in a hippy chicks armpit.

Not all superfat nerds live in their parents basements. Some of them run file hosting/pirating companies and live James Bond villain-esque lavish lifestyles.


- BulliesPhan87

Black is very slimming.

Concussion. Out for 8 months.


- wolfhounds

That's why girls shouldn't play any sports besides mud wrestling and foxy boxing.

Graphite club. So far theories include hitting a tree root and slamming the club in frustration.
- BulliesPhan87

You really need to hit that thing hard for it to "shatter".

- feelingkettle

I'm more than a little freaked out imagining what Hollywood Hulk is doing in this animation...

- feelingkettle

I'm not sure what this gif is in reference to, but I endorse it.

I'm more than a little freaked out imagining what Hollywood Hulk is doing in this animation...
- wolfhounds

Yankin on the chain and dropping anchor at the same time.

Not all superfat nerds live in their parents basements. Some of them run file hosting/pirating companies and live James Bond villain-esque lavish lifestyles.


- BulliesPhan87

and then go to prison and lose everything.

I'm more than a little freaked out imagining what Hollywood Hulk is doing in this animation...
- wolfhounds