Hay's for horses
- Oilers42

Herpes is for whores.













And laughs.

Herpes is for whores.













And laughs.
- HouseArrest187

Herpes is for whores.













And laughs.
- HouseArrest187

And his sister...

Herpes is for whores.













And laughs.
- HouseArrest187

And his sister...
- Oilers4Life14

I thought that was implied when I said whores.

I thought that was implied when I said whores.
- HouseArrest187

I thought laughs was implied when you said whores. Now that I've had time to think about it, your post was kind of redundant.

Hopefully everyone is health for around October 24
Hall-Nugent~Hopkins-Eberle
Perron-Gagner-Yakupov
Joensou-Gordon-Hemsky
Gazdic-Acton-Brown

Smid-Petry
Ference-Schultz
NSchultz-Belov

Looks good hopefully no injurys before this can happen
- Oilers42

Gagner's supposed to be out 6-8 weeks ((frank) yourself Kassian McGoon). Best case scenario he's back Nov 9th I'd think

I thought laughs was implied when you said whores. Now that I've had time to think about it, your post was kind of redundant.
- nayefj

Jacking off 40 times a day doesn't make you a whore, it only makes you chaffed and tired.


Plus I heard he's looking for work... Anyone that's handled that much Wood should be considered an master carpenter...

Hay laughs, you should be a carpenter!!!

Gagner's supposed to be out 6-8 weeks ((frank) yourself Kassian McGoon). Best case scenario he's back Nov 9th I'd think
- TheNugeIsHuge

Kassian is the devil.

Gagner's supposed to be out 6-8 weeks ((frank) yourself Kassian McGoon). Best case scenario he's back Nov 9th I'd think
- TheNugeIsHuge

6-8 weeks is fully healed IMO he will be back sonner with that jaw visor thing

6-8 weeks is fully healed IMO he will be back sonner with that jaw visor thing
- Oilers42

This. I fully agree.4 weeks max. Gags is a trooper.

This. I fully agree.4 weeks max. Gags is a trooper.
- HouseArrest187

Yep to bad we didn't have an elite goalie

Yep to bad we didn't have an elite goalie
- Oilers42

You better be kidding, I've been drinking and will kill you. Just saying.

Where is yeti?

Just wondering.

Mostly I'm lonly and he's cute and dose tricks. haha

You better be kidding, I've been drinking and will kill you. Just saying.
- HouseArrest187

Yep I was kidding Dubies good just inconsistent

Holy poop. Dubey is already sh*t. Jesus, people!
- TheNugeIsHuge

Fixed that one for you.

You're real goalie is hanging around in Vegas from what my sources tell me

Where is yeti?

Just wondering.

Mostly I'm lonly and he's cute and dose tricks. haha
- HouseArrest187

Wrk that boring

Good night for Oilers prospects in the WHL. Mitch Moroz gets hat-trick (6 G in 5 GP), Greg Chase his 5th in 3GP and Jujar Khaira his 1st
-Bob Stauffer

Good night for Oilers prospects in the WHL. Mitch Moroz gets hat-trick (6 G in 5 GP), Greg Chase his 5th in 3GP and Jujar Khaira his 1st
-Bob Stauffer
- Oilers42

i'm actually interested in keeping up to date with the ahl team and see how some of the prospects turn out.

Hartikainen 11gp 3and 4
Yakimov 10 2and4
Zharkov 12 2 goals
Slepyshev 14 poop all

Your GM knows he needs to invest into some defense right? I think on offense and in net the Oilers are solid. Everything else stinks.

Hartikainen 11gp 3and 4
Yakimov 10 2and4
Zharkov 12 2 goals
Slepyshev 14 poop all
- Oilers42

Nurse 2 1assist
Platzer 4 4and2
Houck 4 poop all
Roy injured

Your GM knows he needs to invest into some defense right? I think on offense and in net the Oilers are solid. Everything else stinks.
- BallardHitsHard22

You know someone fed space cake and not brownies right

Your GM knows he needs to invest into some defense right? I think on offense and in net the Oilers are solid. Everything else stinks.
- BallardHitsHard22

apparently not to some oilers fans.

So true... We need a game changing goalie... someone that can make that play that changes the game... doesnt necessarily have to have the percentages but those are nice... just someone that has the confidence of the team to make the play that doesnt deflate the teams momentum... Dubnyk has proven he does not have that... plain and simple...
- saskoil21

Such as whom and how you suppose we acquire him?