like tom (frank)ing hanks.
- kicksave856

i prefer the work of his bosom buddy side-kick

i prefer the work of his bosom buddy side-kick
- Flyfreaky

peter scolari?

guy does boston medical commercials on the radio now. it's either for hair restoration or for people who's penis doesn't work anymore. can't remember which.

peter scolari?

guy does boston medical commercials on the radio now. it's either for hair restoration or for people who's penis doesn't work anymore. can't remember which.
- kicksave856

brilliant

brilliant
- Flyfreaky

you could be on to something. maybe it is tooth whitening.

you could be on to something. maybe it is tooth whitening.
- kicksave856

- Flyfreaky

it's a myth. it's just a contrast thing.

jesus christ, look at his tits hanging over the handlebars.

guaranteed that whole yard smells like a 3 day old american hoagie that's been sitting in the sun.

jesus christ, look at his tits hanging over the handlebars.

guaranteed that whole yard smells like a 3 day old american hoagie that's been sitting in the sun.
- kicksave856

i told you i had a titty lift last year

i told you i had a titty lift last year
- Flyfreaky

when we meet you in a parking lot one day you honestly better be 365 lbs or i'm going to be disappointed.

when we meet you in a parking lot one day you honestly better be 365 lbs or i'm going to be disappointed.
- kicksave856

i don't think i'll be in philly anytime soon, could you guys make a trip to lancaster? we could take a buggy ride together

i don't think i'll be in philly anytime soon, could you guys make a trip to lancaster? we could take a buggy ride together
- Flyfreaky

we're on our way now.

we're on our way now.
- kicksave856

the buggy rides are closed for the night

the buggy rides are closed for the night
- Flyfreaky

we have to get to the bottom of this right now, freaky. why are you afraid of us? why won't you meet us in a parking lot?

we're not the judgmental type. it's okay if you have a flipper arm or an eye missing. are you a hunchback? cause crims is totally a hunchback, and we're so used to it we don't even talk about it. it won't be a big deal.

we have to get to the bottom of this right now, freaky. why are you afraid of us? why won't you meet us in a parking lot?

we're not the judgmental type. it's okay if you have a flipper arm or an eye missing. are you a hunchback? cause crims is totally a hunchback, and we're so used to it we don't even talk about it. it won't be a big deal.
- kicksave856

can you begin to imagine the fun and frivolity that would ensue

can you begin to imagine the fun and frivolity that would ensue
- Flyfreaky

are you in a wheelchair? we don't care. that'll just give us better seats and parking.

are you in a wheelchair? we don't care. that'll just give us better seats and parking.
- kicksave856

aj's looking good tonight

aj's looking good tonight
- Flyfreaky

AJ's Tavern is a landmark in this town, If you like it or not. Cheap beer, one of the longest bar's you will see, best wings in town. Monday night is "Wing Night" me and my buddy Jeff are always saying we are going to make it to wing night, but we haven't in quite awhile. I don't go out to the bar as much as I used to, but we have spent a lot of time and money there back in the day and that was not that long ago. Just writing this is making me want to get over there for some wings. Maybe soon. Another thing we used to like alot was taco night on Thursday's. The tacos were like 50 cents or something like that. They have done a lot of work to the bar to make it a lot nicer inside then it used to be. A deck was added after the smoking ban, so you smokers will have to enjoy sitting on the deck. For the non-smokers we enjoy the smell of stale beer minus the smoke. The bathroom is legendary.
- (frank)ing yelp

taco thursday. jesus christ.

btw, freaky. crims isn't really a hunchback.

but dave did lose her legs in vietnam.

liquid s'mores?

liquid s'mores?
- the_cause2000

i've never hit that button.

i've never hit that button.
- kicksave856

im afraid to know options 1-5

i've never hit that button.
- kicksave856

try it and report back here at once

im afraid to know options 1-5
- the_cause2000

it varies during the year.

hot chocolate, pumpkin spice, french vanilla, english toffee, mocha wake up (that has extra caffeine), cappuccino, lowfat french vanilla, hot water

try it and report back here at once
- -davies-