- Flyfreaky

skim.

skim.
- kicksave856

why not just drink a glass of pee

why not just drink a glass of pee
- Flyfreaky

because this is probably the only calcium i get in my diet.

because this is probably the only calcium i get in my diet.
- kicksave856

there's no reason for a grown man to be drinking tit juice

there's no reason for a grown man to be drinking tit juice
- Flyfreaky

bro, with a krimpet? or with pb&J? or with a brownie?

there is no age restriction on common sense. this is just what you do.

bro, with a krimpet? or with pb&J? or with a brownie?

there is no age restriction on common sense. this is just what you do.
- kicksave856

if you drink it on a plane, or drink it on a train
you can drink it in the rain, or drink it in spain
anywhere you drink it it's (frank)ing disgusting

if you drink it on a plane, or drink it on a train
you can drink it in the rain, or drink it in spain
anywhere you drink it it's (frank)ing disgusting
- Flyfreaky

i do not like green eggs and ham

i do not like green eggs and ham
- kicksave856

who in the hell would eat green eggs and ham

who in the hell would eat green eggs and ham
- Flyfreaky

sam

sam
- kicksave856

fag

fag
- Flyfreaky

pretty sure he's just a fictional character.

from a childrens book so i doubt they address his sexuality.

pretty sure he's just a fictional character.

from a childrens book so i doubt they address his sexuality.
- kicksave856

green eggs totes addresses it

green eggs totes addresses it
- Flyfreaky

i feel that would suggest sam has a belly ache more than that sam is possibly homosexual.

i feel that would suggest sam has a belly ache more than that sam is possibly homosexual.
- kicksave856

green eggs are pretty much code for flaming

green eggs are pretty much code for flaming
- Flyfreaky

oh. i never knew that.

oh. i never knew that.
- kicksave856

why do you think hector was trying to jam them down his throat?

why do you think hector was trying to jam them down his throat?
- Flyfreaky

i don't know what you're talking about but it does sound kind of dirty.

i don't know what you're talking about but it does sound kind of dirty.
- kicksave856

dirty is my middle name

crims, you know what i meant to tell you?

i'm 90% sure i saw tupac on friday morning. going into a wawa.

he was in and out real quick, probs just moving money around at the atm so he can continue to hide out and live in obscurity in south jersey where he'd never be found.

looked just like him, same build, wore his hat the same way, the guy was black. it all checks out.

one gallon of windshield fluid (bllue), 20oz vanilla cream soda, giant slim jim

one gallon of windshield fluid (bllue), 20oz vanilla cream soda, giant slim jim
- Flyfreaky

what's with this vanilla cream soda fetish?

pure carbonated sugar. i feel like 20 ounces of that must leave you sick to your considerable stomach. may as well drink the windshield washer fluid.

what's with this vanilla cream soda fetish?

pure carbonated sugar. i feel like 20 ounces of that must leave you sick to your considerable stomach. may as well drink the windshield washer fluid.
- kicksave856

it's a very refreshing drink

it's a very refreshing drink
- Flyfreaky

refreshing really isn't the word i would use for cream soda. i'm pretty sure it leaves you thirstier than before you drank it and with a thick layer of mucus-like sugar coating all over the inside of your mouth (gay?).

refreshing really isn't the word i would use for cream soda. i'm pretty sure it leaves you thirstier than before you drank it and with a thick layer of mucus-like sugar coating all over the inside of your mouth (gay?).
- kicksave856