I knew I'd be getting the apple
- Streit2ThePoint

it's as good as a goal.

kick, does wawa have these fancy new automatic coffee dispensers? my sheetz just put them in and it's (frank)ing ridiculous. I'll try to snap a pic tomorrow.

And ridiculous as in (frank)ing stupid. You select what blend you want, select the size you want, and then wait 30 seconds for it to fill your cup.

kick, does wawa have these fancy new automatic coffee dispensers? my sheetz just put them in and it's (frank)ing ridiculous. I'll try to snap a pic tomorrow.

And ridiculous as in (frank)ing stupid. You select what blend you want, select the size you want, and then wait 30 seconds for it to fill your cup.
- Streit2ThePoint

oh no. ain't nobody got time for that.

wawa just has these r2d2 sized things up on the counter and they just snap a yuge reservoir of coffee into place and there's a nozzle in the front.

my only real issue is that the little handle for the nozzle has to be covered in aids and tuberculosis. you just know their little daily checklist doesn't have a line about "clean the handles!"

oh no. ain't nobody got time for that.

wawa just has these r2d2 sized things up on the counter and they just snap a yuge reservoir of coffee into place and there's a nozzle in the front.

my only real issue is that the little handle for the nozzle has to be covered in aids and tuberculosis. you just know their little daily checklist doesn't have a line about "clean the handles!"
- kicksave856

I'm just scared of technology. But yeah that's what I'm used to. A big ol bucket of coffee that has a spigot that fills your 24oz cup in 2 seconds and if you're not careful will splash piping hot coffee on your hands because it's dispensing so fast.

I'm just scared of technology. But yeah that's what I'm used to. A big ol bucket of coffee that has a spigot that fills your 24oz cup in 2 seconds and if you're not careful will splash piping hot coffee on your hands because it's dispensing so fast.
- Streit2ThePoint

yeah man, if wawa ever makes getting my coffee take over 6 or 7 seconds i will have something to say about it at the next shareholders meeting.

ever consider being one of those weirdohs that brings a large thermos of coffee to work each day instead

ever consider being one of those weirdohs that brings a large thermos of coffee to work each day instead
- daeth

pffft. you can just fill your large thermos at wawa.

pffft. you can just fill your large thermos at wawa.
- kicksave856

but imagine a growler of the good stuff™

but imagine a growler of the good stuff™
- daeth

i'll just be completely honest with you here. i LOVE to sleep and making my own coffee would only take 5 minutes but i'd be mad at myself the entire 5 minutes knowing that i could be sleeping.

i'm 75% asleep until around 11 each morning.

i'll just be completely honest with you here. i LOVE to sleep and making my own coffee would only take 5 minutes but i'd be mad at myself the entire 5 minutes knowing that i could be sleeping.

i'm 75% asleep until around 11 each morning.
- kicksave856

ive been known to make a coffee before i even piss in the morning

cant even function without coffee. it's a problem

ive been known to make a coffee before i even piss in the morning

cant even function without coffee. it's a problem
- daeth

i'd piss in the pot and then dump it in the toilet. i can't even tell which way is up and which way is down in the morning and the first words out of my mouth is an angry curse every day, before my feet even hit the floor.

i'd piss in the pot and then dump it in the toilet. i can't even tell which way is up and which way is down in the morning and the first words out of my mouth is an angry curse every day, before my feet even hit the floor.
- kicksave856

everybody calm down

everybody calm down
- daeth

lol

ever consider being one of those weirdohs that brings a large thermos of coffee to work each day instead
- daeth

I do, it gives me about 3 cups of coffee

yesterday i just made unintelligible noises when the alarm went off. i threw a fit like a toddler.

Guys, I was completely wrong back there. Since there was a groundswell of interest I made the trip to my local Sheetz. These new coffee machines are incredible. It grinds the beans right there! and makes a nice frothy froth on top and the taste is 10x better!!

Guys, I was completely wrong back there. Since there was a groundswell of interest I made the trip to my local Sheetz. These new coffee machines are incredible. It grinds the beans right there! and makes a nice frothy froth on top and the taste is 10x better!!
- Streit2ThePoint

admit it, you couldn't try it before because the buttons were too high and now they brought you a step stool.

i am interested in the machine grinding the beans tho.

i'ma fire off a quick email to mr. wa.

i am interested in the machine grinding the beans tho.

i'ma fire off a quick email to mr. wa.
- kicksave856

it tastes silky smooth!

it tastes silky smooth!
- Streit2ThePoint

you taste silky smooth.


you do.





no, wait..

I do, it gives me about 3 cups of coffee
- Streit2ThePoint

i respect the practicality of it

you taste silky smooth.


you do.





no, wait..
- kicksave856

i respect the practicality of it
- daeth

I bring a large yeti and pour it into a mug and as I sip the mug I pour more coffee in to warm it back up

- Streit2ThePoint

i like my coffee like i like my men.


black and in a terrible suit.

definitely messed up he punchline back there.