Umm... Pretty sure it dosnt matter... It's gonna taste like balls anyway.
- HouseArrest187

Regardless of what it tastes like, I can't exactly lick my own balls now can I?

Regardless of what it tastes like, I can't exactly lick my own balls now can I?
- Jeropotato

You've tried too?

Sometimes I wonder if fans of other teams see an Oiler blog and think" 802 posts" they must be having some serious Hockey discussions...only to find..us?

You've tried too?
- nated81

No I haven't you sick (frank).

Not sure who your talking about, I for one am open to any trade that improves the team. Seeing as how your model team spent the better part of 2 decades on the outside looking in before your team made the playoffs 3yrs in a row, what advice do you have for the Oilers?
- Jeropotato

I believe they made the playoffs something like 4 years in a 17 year period... Very impressive stuff. I understand why he's talking smack

No I haven't you sick (frank).
- Jeropotato

Chill man, it was a joke. Obviously if I can't suck my own Richard then I can't lick my balls.

Jim Mathewson just suggested Elliott from blues...

Sometimes I wonder if fans of other teams see an Oiler blog and think" 802 posts" they must be having some serious Hockey discussions...only to find..us?
- Jeropotato

I just assume they think we're in here posting pics.

Chill man, it was a joke. Obviously if I can't suck my own Richard then I can't lick my balls.
- nated81

You tried to suck your own Richard? Whoa man...I know this a male bonding site that is way too personal.

You tried to suck your own Richard? Whoa man...I know this a male bonding site that is way too personal.
- Jeropotato

Bahaha, I'll keep that in mind.

You tried to suck your own Richard? Whoa man...I know this a male bonding site that is way too personal.
- Jeropotato

Jim Mathewson just suggested Elliott from blues...
- deks1

Who the Hell 'asked Matty'? Elliott has played great under the St.Louis system...but he was the sh1ttiest goalie in the league a few years earlier. So not the kind of goalie Edmonton needs.

Jim Mathewson just suggested Elliott from blues...
- deks1

No thank you. Remember how he played before he had strong defense supporting him? Cause that's likely what would happen here, too!

I just assume they think we're in here posting pics.


- TheTaoOfSemenko

Struds moving to "touch tips" there? He always did have a silver tongue!

You tried to suck your own Richard? Whoa man...I know this a male bonding site that is way too personal.
- Jeropotato

Don't act like you've never tried. Don't be so suburban. This is an open minded world.

I just assume they think we're in here posting pics.


- TheTaoOfSemenko

Who the Hell are these sexy hunks?

Who the Hell are these sexy hunks?
- Jeropotato

Moreau, Cogliano and Souray.

You tried to suck your own Richard? Whoa man...I know this a male bonding site that is way too personal.
- Jeropotato

"Something About Mary" taught us that you aren't supposed to go on a date with a loaded gun, so what the hell else was I supposed to do?

Don't act like you've never tried. Don't be so suburban. This is an open minded world.
- TheTaoOfSemenko

We're not ALL freaks Tao.
I never tried more than 30 or 40 times.



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Jim Mathewson just suggested Elliott from blues...
- deks1

How about I suggest my foot up his ass!

Moreau, Cogliano and Souray.
- TheTaoOfSemenko

That's Moreau? Man, he bears striking resemblance to Strudwick from that angle.

"Something About Mary" taught us that you aren't supposed to go on a date with a loaded gun, so what the hell else was I supposed to do?
- Aetherial

Who the Hell are these sexy hunks?
- Jeropotato

LB, Reveen, and DTF69

Never forgetting my phone again my god people are nuts.

That's Moreau? Man, he bears striking resemblance to Strudwick from that angle.
- MaximumBone

Yeah, but their asses are nothing alike.