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laughs2907
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Wuhan, China
Joined: 07.18.2006

Oct 21 @ 7:12 PM ET
(frank) I got bittten like 30 time this (frank)ing weekend. The new borns are always bitty little (frank)s.
- HouseArrest187


It was a Black Mamba though, and they didn't have any antidote left, cause Jr. Katz drank it all.
Oilnutz
Edmonton Oilers
Location: sylvan lake, AB
Joined: 07.01.2008

Oct 21 @ 7:27 PM ET
Matt your a hack. Brownlee did talk about this yesterday.
HouseArrest187
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ITS ON LIKE DONKEYKONG.... You know.... If he was sitting on a porch..., SK
Joined: 08.01.2012

Oct 21 @ 7:33 PM ET
Wear them Kevlar anti-cut/bite gloves then. Plus stop sticking your penis in there teasing them when you are drunk.
- ruttager17

naw the glove are hard on there teeth especially when there that little. Just got to be a man about it.
HouseArrest187
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ITS ON LIKE DONKEYKONG.... You know.... If he was sitting on a porch..., SK
Joined: 08.01.2012

Oct 21 @ 7:34 PM ET
It was a Black Mamba though, and they didn't have any antidote left, cause Jr. Katz drank it all.
- laughs2907

if that's the case he's totally (frank)ed.
laughs2907
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Wuhan, China
Joined: 07.18.2006

Oct 21 @ 7:39 PM ET
if that's the case he's totally (frank)ed.
- HouseArrest187


(frank)in' Jr. Katz!
HouseArrest187
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ITS ON LIKE DONKEYKONG.... You know.... If he was sitting on a porch..., SK
Joined: 08.01.2012

Oct 21 @ 7:44 PM ET
(frank)in' Jr. Katz!
- laughs2907


I've actually heard of people drinking venom to get high.
robin_steele264
Edmonton Oilers
Joined: 03.15.2009

Oct 21 @ 7:46 PM ET
Any word on Hall?
- whipper334




He sucks


-Pilgor


laughs2907
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Wuhan, China
Joined: 07.18.2006

Oct 21 @ 7:53 PM ET
I've actually heard of people drinking venom to get high.
- HouseArrest187


I heard people used to melt down and drink vinyl records in order to get drunk/high/something
nagasadow
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Edmonton, AB
Joined: 09.30.2013

Oct 21 @ 7:58 PM ET
Funny how one man's garbage is an other man's treasure
- cuethenoise

maybe we can use the same theory and deal Lander
HouseArrest187
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ITS ON LIKE DONKEYKONG.... You know.... If he was sitting on a porch..., SK
Joined: 08.01.2012

Oct 21 @ 8:04 PM ET
I heard people used to melt down and drink vinyl records in order to get drunk/high/something
- laughs2907

what. Thats retarded.
nagasadow
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Edmonton, AB
Joined: 09.30.2013

Oct 21 @ 8:08 PM ET
Hey, this is page five. Where are all the Yak for garbage trade scenarios at?
- nated81

Yak for Trevor Lewis

Yak for Milan Jurcina

Yak for Cam Janssen

Yak Eric Boulton

Yak for Miller's game worn jock strap and thong
laughs2907
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Wuhan, China
Joined: 07.18.2006

Oct 21 @ 8:18 PM ET
what. Thats retarded.
- HouseArrest187


Yup... My father told me the seniors in his neighborhood used to do it when he was growing up.

I Googled it, and at least one other person has heard of it lol

http://www.abovetopsecret...om/forum/thread424710/pg1
nated81
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ON
Joined: 07.09.2013

Oct 21 @ 9:03 PM ET
Yak for Trevor Lewis

Yak for Milan Jurcina

Yak for Cam Janssen

Yak Eric Boulton

Yak for Miller's game worn jock strap and thong

- nagasadow

No.

No.

No.

No.

I think we need to throw our first rounder for this year too.
gobluenotes
St Louis Blues
Location: St. Louis, MO
Joined: 01.19.2009

Oct 21 @ 9:06 PM ET
Pretty typical Blue behavior. Glad you guys are happy with him. Frank the Blues and the Oilers
- BlazinMike


I remember when the Hawks didn't play like a bunch of pu$$ies. Those were fun days. Loved the old Norris.
pj50
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Edmonton, AB
Joined: 04.26.2007

Oct 21 @ 9:19 PM ET
I've actually heard of people drinking venom to get high.
- HouseArrest187

Most likely to get dead I would think.
HouseArrest187
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ITS ON LIKE DONKEYKONG.... You know.... If he was sitting on a porch..., SK
Joined: 08.01.2012

Oct 21 @ 9:25 PM ET
Most likely to get dead I would think.
- pj50


No, venom is just complex proteins. As long as you dont have a cut in your mouth or ulcers you can drink it. I still wouldn't do it.
pj50
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Edmonton, AB
Joined: 04.26.2007

Oct 21 @ 9:26 PM ET
I heard people used to melt down and drink vinyl records in order to get drunk/high/something
- laughs2907

They used to put liquid shoe polish thru a loaf of bread and then drink it. Lysol martini's are a hit as well.
Yeti1181
Referee
Edmonton Oilers
Location: I'm AWESOME, AB
Joined: 07.27.2012

Oct 21 @ 9:30 PM ET
They used to put liquid shoe polish thru a loaf of bread and then drink it. Lysol martini's are a hit as well.
- pj50

Some people's children
HouseArrest187
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ITS ON LIKE DONKEYKONG.... You know.... If he was sitting on a porch..., SK
Joined: 08.01.2012

Oct 21 @ 9:33 PM ET
They used to put liquid shoe polish thru a loaf of bread and then drink it. Lysol martini's are a hit as well.
- pj50


I know up north where they can't get there hands on drugs that huffing gas is very popular with the kids.
patheticgirl43
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Paddy's Pub, PA
Joined: 03.30.2011

Oct 21 @ 9:35 PM ET
I heard its being leaked that its a torn ACL, and he's gone for the season.

I hope its not true. I need that boy playing, or my keeper pool will suffer greatly.

- moondawg



That came from a commentor on tsn. That forum probably has the lowest average iq on the Internet
Matt Henderson
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Edmonton, AB
Joined: 09.20.2013

Oct 21 @ 9:35 PM ET
Matt your a hack. Brownlee did talk about this yesterday.
- Oilnutz


I've been here a month and my first negative response cant figure out the difference between your and you're?

But hey you're right. If you prefer Robin's 7 sentences on this topic to my post then I'm sorry I couldnt entertain you today.
RatedR80
Edmonton Oilers
Joined: 10.17.2013

Oct 21 @ 9:42 PM ET
No.

No.

No.

No.

I think we need to throw our first rounder for this year too.

- nated81


Ok how bout this then since you want Yak stuff.......Yak and our first rounder to the Ducks for Cogliano, Penner and their 7th round pick. Is that garbage enough or am I close? If so what do I win?
MaximumBone
Edmonton Oilers
Joined: 06.15.2012

Oct 21 @ 9:52 PM ET
I don't understand your hate for the 4th line? Remember Jacques Mac Fraser Belenger.... the list goes on. With out a doubt the oilers are one of the softest teams in the league. A game where intimidation and physical play is a major part that's not good. So we have guys that can play 6 mins a night that can throw fists and hits as well as get in on the for check. Acton has been great on the PK and on the face off dot. The Oil finally have a scrapper that can skate well enough to actually get in on the for check. Gaz I will admit he looks sketchy at times when he gets the puck but he looks like 10X the player mac is.

Not a huge Hall fan but yes they do miss his speed, but come on. Ever heard of dump and chaise? IMO they just needed to make a simple play and support each other more than they did. It seemed like they tried to do too much and play as individuals more than a team on that 5 on 3.

- Killbot460

They get ridiculously outshot by everyone they play; including other team's 4th lines. Acton has been OK on the PK. Everyone playing on those units has to be held responsible for our bottom-10 PK. My goal would be to build a stronger 4th line that can play 10ish minutes a night and be effective as opposed to 5-6 minutes.
nated81
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ON
Joined: 07.09.2013

Oct 21 @ 9:58 PM ET
Ok how bout this then since you want Yak stuff.......Yak and our first rounder to the Ducks for Cogliano, Penner and their 7th round pick. Is that garbage enough or am I close? If so what do I win?
- RatedR80

Very intriguing. You are getting closer, any way to get Heatley here too?
RatedR80
Edmonton Oilers
Joined: 10.17.2013

Oct 21 @ 10:04 PM ET
Very intriguing. You are getting closer, any way to get Heatley here too?
- nated81


Word has it that Hall guy is an injury prone bum so I say we trade him and our second rounder to the wild for Heatley and hope they are foolish enough to accept that trade.
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