A guy traveling through the USA on vacation lost his wallet and all of his identification. Cutting his trip short, he attempted to make his way home but was stopped by the Canadian Customs Agent at the border.
"May I see your identification, please?" asked the agent.
"I'm sorry, but I lost my wallet," replied the guy.
"Sure buddy, I hear that every day. No ID, no entry," said the agent.
"But I can prove I'm a Canadian!" he exclaimed."I have a picture of Celine Dion tattooed on one side of my butt and ShaniaTwain on the other."
"This I got to see," replied the agent.
With that, the guy dropped his pants and showed the agent his behind.
"By golly, you're right!" exclaimed the agent."Have a safe trip back to Toronto "
Thanks!" he said. "But how did you know I was from Toronto"?
The agent replied, "I recognized Rob Ford in the middle."
- nated81

crack...........

How much do you get a gram for where you live
- Oilers42

$5 for poop $10 for dope.

$5 for poop $10 for dope.
- HouseArrest187

poop you luck (frank)er it's 20 for anything here

I got something for all you homosexuals

poop you luck (frank)er it's 20 for anything here
- Oilers42

Well stop sucking Richard in mb and get your Ass here.

Well stop sucking Richard in mb and get your Ass here.
- HouseArrest187

(frank) that MB is a nice place. You would like it you could grow snakes for miles

(frank) that MB is a nice place. You would like it you could grow snakes for miles
- Oilers42

That's Ike they sae they will stop sucking Richard in sask.....

That's Ike they sae they will stop sucking Richard in sask.....
- HouseArrest187

What??

Well I'll tell you what, I smoke weed every day, I also drink a lot... On weed I've never got in a fight, crashed my car, was swearing loud at anybody even if they deserved it or even got in a fight with my ex wife... I've done every single one drinking... Over and over.........


And it's still illegal and shunned apon. (frank) off.
- HouseArrest187

I just don't do it haha.... I don't judge though. Some of my best friends do some weird poop at these raves and stuff. But I don't care. Hey man I don't even drink that much... but when I do I'm happy. Never go looking for fights or trouble im too happy..

Quit now, get into a trade and by the time you should be done high school you will be making more than the teachers and rub it in at the grad. Because remember, lots of money equal all the hot chicks and one will be bring you to prom.
- Lahey

But I want to be a commentator for Edmonton. Or a historian...

it's pretty funny. the oiler threads are hardly ever on topic outside of game time.


but as far as the numbers guys; theyre pretty serious about their statistical models.

why bother watching and using common sense, when you can boil hockey down to a number?
- hugefemale dog77

Mother(frank)er! I this all you think of me

Mother(frank)er! I this all you think of me
- MaximumBone

nah. you're pretty well rounded bro.

I can think of a few other posters who cant go a post without mentioning corsi or possession stats though

nah. you're pretty well rounded bro.

I can think of a few other posters who cant go a post without mentioning corsi or possession stats though
- hugefemale dog77

- MaximumBone

I do. I do!!!!!

I do. I do!!!!!
- hugefemale dog77

- MaximumBone

now you're just humiliating me

But I want to be a commentator for Edmonton. Or a historian...
- Oilers4Life14

Historian pays like poop

now you're just humiliating me
- hugefemale dog77

Hold me close when it rains; be my thunder-buddy!

No butt-stuff, I promise!

- MaximumBone

DING DING DING DING DING DING!!!!!!

University was the easiest 4 years of my life. 10 am class, summer vacation, Christmas vacation, semester break, 4 day weekends, optional classes. life after school and post secondary just isn't comparable. (unless you're a teacher) If you complain about school being consuming, you're a baby and are in for a rude awaking come graduation.
- JShack

Arts degree eh?

That's Ike they sae they will stop sucking Richard in sask.....
- HouseArrest187

Sweet... HA is 10 beers in

What The (frank)KKK

nah. you're pretty well rounded bro.

I can think of a few other posters who cant go a post without mentioning corsi or possession stats though
- hugefemale dog77

No way you could be talking about NugeIsHuge

No way you could be talking about NugeIsHuge
- Jeropotato

I waz leaning to Jeropotato.

nah. you're pretty well rounded bro.

I can think of a few other posters who cant go a post without mentioning corsi or possession stats though
- hugefemale dog77

I think it's handy when it can explain what you're already seeing.

For instance, we can see the oilers turn the puck over in the neutral zone, and also get hemmed in their own zone a lot. Looking at ZoneEntries and ZoneExits can give you an idea of who specifically is doing well and poorly on our team, what kinds of attempts are working (carry, dump, pass) and who around the league is good at it to see what kinds of players we need.

But yeah, the Sens were an amazing possession team last year and a poor one this year. Now, many would tell you that that's reflected in the wins column, but simply saying "possession!" doesn't get at the heart of why that plummet happened.