The lack of success really troubles me.
- Lahey

Mine or Germany's...... Ether way FFFFUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKKK YYYYYOOOOOOUUUUUUU.

Speaking of bumholes any you give notice women are just going there on men a lot more now? Without asking

Luger or liver?
- Lahey

Why you hating... I thought we were friends?

Mine or Germany's...... Ether way FFFFUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKKK YYYYYOOOOOOUUUUUUU.
- HouseArrest187

I guess both to be honest.

Why you hating... I thought we were friends?
- HouseArrest187

I guess both to be honest.
- Lahey

You still didn't answer my question from a while ago... Why the (frank) are you bieber now???

Lose a bet or something?

You still didn't answer my question from a while ago... Why the (frank) are you bieber now???

Lose a bet or something?
- HouseArrest187

Like I told you 2 posts after I loss a bet to O-G. Although I won a bet that gets to change his location, but he's MIA now.

Like I told you 2 posts after I loss a bet to O-G. Although I won a bet that gets to change his location, but he's MIA now.
- Lahey

Well ok then. I didn't see that.

On the bright side you should keep it, it suits you.

When he's back what are you making his location? Something about being a b!tch I hope.

He's afraid the legs are going to clamp his head like a bear trap.

It's funny because no one meet this chick, but now we know she's a fatty.

I just outright tell my friends when I (frank) fatties. I act like I'm proud of it and they don't know what to say.
- Lahey

wussy is wussy, even if you need tools to find it.

Speaking of bumholes any you give notice women are just going there on men a lot more now? Without asking
- Lahey

Ive had my butthole licked. I rather enjoyed it. I felt badass like a porn star.

Ive had my butthole licked. I rather enjoyed it. I felt badass like a porn star.
- TheTaoOfSemenko

I have licked and been licked.... Not my favorite but its ok.

Ive had my butthole licked. I rather enjoyed it. I felt badass like a porn star.
- TheTaoOfSemenko

The first time a girl touched my bumhole she was looking at me in the eyes and said "you'll take what I give or I'll leave now".

Well ok then. I didn't see that.

On the bright side you should keep it, it suits you.

When he's back what are you making his location? Something about being a b!tch I hope.
- HouseArrest187

IT looks like he is kissing a tit too.

wussy is wussy, even if you need tools to find it.
- TheTaoOfSemenko

Tools=wallet?

The first time a girl touched my bumhole she was looking at me in the eyes and said "you'll take what I give or I'll leave now".
- Lahey

WTF really? Is that before or after she strapped on the BBC?

IT looks like he is kissing a tit too.
- Lahey

Still totally (frank)ing gay tho...

WTF really? Is that before or after she strapped on the BBC?
- HouseArrest187

She was kinda out of my league so I didn't know what to do. I was worried, but luckily no strap on came out.

She was quite the (frank) and made me breakfast. I thought she gave me crabs though, but it was just really bad chaffing.

Tools=wallet?
- Lahey

Doesnt hurt lol.

She was kinda out of my league so I didn't know what to do. I was worried, but luckily no strap on came out.

She was quite the (frank) and made me breakfast. I thought she gave me crabs though, but it was just really bad chaffing.
- Lahey

Best (frank) Ive ever had was a chick that dressed like a (frank)ing librarian. So uptight seeming but once you got her naked...like MPD or something. I should look her up sometime.

Best (frank) Ive ever had was a chick that dressed like a (frank)ing librarian. So uptight seeming but once you got her naked...like MPD or something. I should look her up sometime.
- TheTaoOfSemenko

I find the best are the married women the cougars that are out, but have one or two chicks with them that are 10 years younger or so.

It's as if the married women want to show off, yet what can they really tell their younger co-workers the next day? Talking about working over a younger man in a club is one thing, but telling co-worker that you cheated on your husband while you were drunk makes you the office slut.

I find the best are the married women the cougars that are out, but have one or two chicks with them that are 10 years younger or so.

It's as if the married women want to show off, yet what can they really tell their younger co-workers the next day? Talking about working over a younger man in a club is one thing, but telling co-worker that you cheated on your husband while you were drunk makes you the office slut.
- Lahey

You get laid. They keep quiet. Everybody wins.

She was kinda out of my league so I didn't know what to do. I was worried, but luckily no strap on came out.

She was quite the (frank) and made me breakfast. I thought she gave me crabs though, but it was just really bad chaffing.
- Lahey

You get laid. They keep quiet. Everybody wins.
- TheTaoOfSemenko

Except the husband who gets my herpes