The funniest part is that everyone is just standing around. No one even comes to the woman's aid. They're all just like "(frank) it, you're on your own lady"
- PhillySportsGuy

I'm kinda disappointed he slowed down and helped her up. Would have been stellar if he trucked her.

Every day something more amazing happens. It's tremendous.
- PLindbergh31

My favorite part is when he awkwardly picks her back up. The best description of the scenario I heard was that as he loses more and more power, Ford outbursts will become more and more common. It's a win-win.

She was just in the way. He was going after some other guy. His brother is on City Council and I think he was running to his defense.
- mayorofangrytown

I know he wasn't going after the lady. I just wanted to know what was said to make a 300lb man trample down the aisles

My favorite part is when he awkwardly picks her back up. The best description of the scenario I heard was that as he loses more and more power, Ford outbursts will become more and more common. It's a win-win.
- BulliesPhan87

I feel like the whole thing is straight out of a movie script. If it happened in a movie i'd be like "This is funny, but it would never happen in real life"

My favorite part is when he awkwardly picks her back up. The best description of the scenario I heard was that as he loses more and more power, Ford outbursts will become more and more common. It's a win-win.
- BulliesPhan87

He's got every reality show beat by miles. And he doesn't have a script.

I feel like the whole thing is straight out of a movie script. If it happened in a movie i'd be like "This is funny, but it would never happen in real life"
- PhillySportsGuy

I never knew reality TV was so entertaining.
- BulliesPhan87

he's on crack

i had some rogue hazelnut brown last night. man, that's good stuff.
- hammarby31

I was down in Portland OR a few weeks ago.
So many crazy good microbrews there.

I was down in Portland OR a few weeks ago.
So many crazy good microbrews there.
- Marc D

my brother went to law school in portland. visited there a couple of times. nice town. great beer. just too (frank)ing rainy.

- Tomahawk

That was the stumble bums of Hockey Central yesterday. That's not a rumour, that's a work of fiction.
- mayorofangrytown

good

I love when he puts..."More to come." nd he doesnt post again till the next day and never mentiones the more ever again.

I love when he puts..."More to come." nd he doesnt post again till the next day and never mentiones the more ever again.
- youarewrong

this.

it's too bad chris farley's dead. can you imagine the snl bits?
- hammarby31

Farley would have crushed this role.

But I feel like John Goodman and maybe even Jack Black could get this done as well.

Farley would have crushed this role.

But I feel like John Goodman and maybe even Jack Black could get this done as well.
- johndewar

Thats cause Farley wouldnt have had to act to be an over-weight coke/crack-head, alcoholic.

I love when he puts..."More to come." nd he doesnt post again till the next day and never mentiones the more ever again.
- youarewrong

I literally cringe every time this happens. I really hate it.

Over the Boards: Text from Richards relaxes Giroux
http://www.nhl.com/ice/ne...m?id=692275&cmpid=nhl-twt

Over the Boards: Text from Richards relaxes Giroux
http://www.nhl.com/ice/ne...m?id=692275&cmpid=nhl-twt
- JAKEw1234

this is also from that roundup page:

This and that

* There's been a lot of talk about how Steve Mason is a different goalie now in Philadelphia than he was with the Columbus Blue Jackets. Voracek can attest to that.

Voracek said he used to be able to score on Mason when they played together in Columbus. But now?

"I can't score on him in practice," he told NHL.com. "It's crazy. It's crazy."

Voracek said Mason hasn't changed anything about his personality.

Steve Mason
Steve Mason
Goalie - PHI
RECORD: 6-7-2
GAA: 2.12 | SVP: 0.932
"He's exactly the same guy," he said. "In Columbus, it was tough for him because everybody was expecting so many things after he won his Calder [Trophy]. Here, when he got traded, he got that fresh start, that reset in his mind, and he knew it too. He knew if he played well he could be one of the best goaltenders in the League. He's got some of the best numbers in the League now. It's funny how that happens."

Over the Boards: Text from Richards relaxes Giroux
http://www.nhl.com/ice/ne...m?id=692275&cmpid=nhl-twt
- JAKEw1234

Tell Richards to mind his own damn business.

Yes or no: Would you do Brayden Schenn for Jake Gardiner?

Just curious.

Yes or no: Would you do Brayden Schenn for Jake Gardiner?

Just curious.
- AllInForFlyers

No. Let Gardiner do Brayden Schenn himself.

Yes or no: Would you do Brayden Schenn for Jake Gardiner?

Just curious.
- AllInForFlyers

I'd consider it. Although the idea of being had by the Leafs again makes me nervous.

No. Let Gardiner do Brayden Schenn himself.
- tangent_man

!!!

No. Let Gardiner do Brayden Schenn himself.
- tangent_man

HA! My coffee's on my keyboard! Thanks, jerk!

Yes or no: Would you do Brayden Schenn for Jake Gardiner?

Just curious.
- AllInForFlyers

i can see B Schenn becoming a clone of Patrick Sharp if we trade him...