Oh calm down, and love your fellow man.
- 2gals1dane

they're holding a charity raffle for Christmas.


know what they're raffling off?



a (frank)ing 20-foot long canoe. we're a (frank)ing tech R&D center. how many chinese and indians do you see canoeing on your average day?

Calice de colon.
- Dgrdnr

Edit: I just saw that on Facebook actually. A friend of mine is named Richard Martineau. He's receiving hundreds of hate messages at the moment.

if I get one more email from our local Enthusiasm Committee I'm losing my (frank)in' poop.
- dt99999

The (frank) is an Enthusiasm Committee? Bunch of losers who were on the Spirit Committee in high school that until this point in their professional careers had lost all sense of purpose?

The (frank) is an Enthusiasm Committee? Bunch of losers who were on the Spirit Committee in high school that until this point in their professional careers had lost all sense of purpose?
- 3M

that's exactly it.

if I get one more email from our local Enthusiasm Committee I'm losing my (frank)in' poop.
- dt99999

they're holding a charity raffle for Christmas.


know what they're raffling off?



a (frank)ing 20-foot long canoe. we're a (frank)ing tech R&D center. how many chinese and indians do you see canoeing on your average day?
- dt99999

There's an immigrants-back-on-the-boat joke to be made here...

they're holding a charity raffle for Christmas.


know what they're raffling off?



a (frank)ing 20-foot long canoe. we're a (frank)ing tech R&D center. how many chinese and indians do you see canoeing on your average day?
- dt99999

Edit: I just saw that on Facebook actually. A friend of mine is named Richard Martineau. He's receiving hundreds of hate messages at the moment.


- Pecafan Fan

same thing always happens to my two friends named Idi Amin and Nicky Ceaucescu

that's exactly it.
- dt99999

Get out of there. Quickly.

Return only if you bring weapons.

There's an immigrants-back-on-the-boat joke to be made here...
- 3M

Si té pas contan artourne dont dan ton péyi!

Get out of there. Quickly.

Return only if you bring weapons.
- 3M

the real reason I listen to 690 all day is so when people knock on my door I motion that I'm on the phone.


it minimizes all human contact

Si té pas contan artourne dont dan ton péyi!
- BashCH

I have no idea what this means.

I have no idea what this means.
- 3M

stfu and gtfbiyc

the real reason I listen to 690 all day is so when people knock on my door I motion that I'm on the phone.


it minimizes all human contact
- dt99999

You may find this useful: http://fake-conference-call.qarchive.org/

I have no idea what this means.
- 3M

It's what people tell Arabs these days around here.

stfu and gtfbiyc
- Pecafan Fan

You're a very pleasant fellow, Marty.

It's what people tell Arabs these days around here.
- BashCH

Oh, I just look at them and yell "BOODA BOODA BOODA ALLAH AKBAH!"

You may find this useful: http://fake-conference-call.qarchive.org/
- 3M

yeah I used to have one when our old lawyer still worked here.


she was this left wing nut and she was always looking to draw me into these lengthy political debates when all I wanted was an answer on a legal question.


used to set my phone to ring 5 minutes into any conversation I was about to have with her.

Oh, I just look at them and yell "BOODA BOODA BOODA ALLAH AKBAH!"
- 3M

yeah I used to have one when our old lawyer still worked here.


she was this left wing nut and she was always looking to draw me into these lengthy political debates when all I wanted was an answer on a legal question.


used to set my phone to ring 5 minutes into any conversation I was about to have with her.
- dt99999

nay's mom?

yeah I used to have one when our old lawyer still worked here.


she was this left wing nut and she was always looking to draw me into these lengthy political debates when all I wanted was an answer on a legal question.


used to set my phone to ring 5 minutes into any conversation I was about to have with her.
- dt99999

- dt99999

There's this Sri Lankan girl in Marketing here. If you hear her speak, she's got absolutely no accent because she grew up here. Until she gets on the phone with any member of her family, and the accent starts to creep in. After 30 seconds of talking, you'd swear she was back on the shores of Tissamaharama.

stfu and gtfbiyc
- Pecafan Fan

Back in your cage?

Back in your cage?
- pete26

country.







close enough, in some case

country.







close enough, in some case
- Pecafan Fan

I'm fine with either