We've slipped a bit since I last checked. Right now sitting 11th in the league in hits.

http://www.nhl.com/ice/te...ts&viewName=realTimeStats
- Iggysbff

sweet, thanks man.

OUT: Arcobello -- IN: Crosby
OUT: Hemsky -- IN: Ovechkin
OUT: Smyth -- IN: Zetterberg
OUT: Ference -- IN: Karlsson
OUT: Belov -- IN: Subban
OUT: N. Schultz -- IN: Pietrangelo
OUT: Larsen -- IN: Weber
OUT: Dubnyk -- IN: Rask

We instantly become a bubble team again.
- laughs2907

We'd instantly need to trade two of Ovechkin/Karlsson/Subban for depth if we ever want to be competitive. This team needs a wakeup call and trading Ovechkin's the only way to give them that.

Geeze, I hope Bryz plays solid. I was trolling the Preds site. Lol
- HughJasscok

Mother(frank)er! You just HAD to take a still of MY avatar

Mother(frank)er! You just HAD to take a still of MY avatar
- MaximumBone

I thought it was you!

I thought it was you!
- Iggysbff

That's the thing: so did I

Got into a fight with my boss today... She's such a (frank)ing idiot.
- laughs2907

Like on the tuna boat n stuff? Did you punch her in her vag?

What the (frank) is up with all the frat boys? I swear the oilers have the worst fan representation on HB. Thats not saying much, of course.

Got into a fight with my boss today... She's such a (frank)ing idiot.
- laughs2907

Did you give her a stunner?

What the (frank) is up with all the frat boys? I swear the oilers have the worst fan representation on HB. Thats not saying much, of course.
- NEEDSMORHORCOFF

all the frat guys i know in real life are nerds. like actual nerds. i guess we're just a bunch of frickin' nerds here.

all the frat guys i know in real life are nerds. like actual nerds. i guess we're just a bunch of frickin' nerds here.
- Jack-artist

*shines pocket protector*

all the frat guys i know in real life are nerds. like actual nerds. i guess we're just a bunch of frickin' nerds here.
- Jack-artist

Legit nerd. But I used to work for BioWare as a tester so I get some video game nerd street cred for that.

all the frat guys i know in real life are nerds. like actual nerds. i guess we're just a bunch of frickin' nerds here.
- Jack-artist

I know I am Why else would I have so much time to spend/waste on the internet?

Legit nerd. But I used to work for BioWare as a tester so I get some video game nerd street cred for that.
- Matt_Henderson

Sighhhhhhhhh. I'll be sure to keep a bed open on the acute medical floor for ya good sir.

I know I am Why else would I have so much time to spend/waste on the internet?
- MaximumBone

Because you are addicted and socially awkward????

Because you are addicted and socially awkward????
- ruttager17

Is socially awkward code for being gay ?

Because you are addicted and socially awkward????
- ruttager17

The former? Yes. The latter? Not so much

Is socially awkward code for being gay ?
- Reveen

Well, I DO rollerblade...

Is socially awkward code for being gay ?
- Reveen

Gay people can be socially awkward too, or just afraid of the people in their surroundings. No, not a code. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

Which 5-8 players need to be replaced?
- Morris

Well for me in a few years I'd like the team to look like this

Hall-RNH-Eberle
???/Perron-???-Yak
Perron/???-???-???
Joensou-Gordon-Gazdic

Nurse-?(Ekblad)?
Klefbom-JSchultz
Marincin-Petry
Belov

???
???

Spots filled long term
3RW
Pitlick
Chase
Slepyshev
Roy
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3C
Yakimov
Kharia
Lander
Free agent 2014-2017
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3LW
Roy
Kharia
Moroz
2015 pick
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Goalie
Broissot
Hiller
Halak
2015 free agent Schneider/Fleury/Anderson/Bishop/Neuvirth/Harding
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Trade Gagner Arcobello and others for a better bigger 2C Kopitar Spezza Henrique Carter

The former? Yes. The latter? Not so much
- MaximumBone

You get to play indoor roller hockey in the winter out in BC or can you actually get ice and blades?

Like on the tuna boat n stuff? Did you punch her in her vag?
- ruttager17

She gave me sh1t for emailing two new clients business plan workbooks... She's like, "Blah blah blah, we don't do that because they can take them, go to the competition and steal our book format." So then I go... Oh yeah? You told me to give them to clients the first day I arrived here, and your sh1tty niece has been doing it for years!

So naturally she denies that... Being the sh1t disturber that I am, I slither back to my layer office, and collect the last 20 or so files her niece added sh1t in. I walk into my bosses office, and show her numerous logs that clearly state, "emailed client business plan workbook"... Her response... Oh, yeah... That was years before and things were different then... Then we didn't have any competition.

Now most employees would have said (frank) it and left at that point, but not I... I said (frank) this sh1t... I re-opened every God damn file, and made sure she saw the dates (all logs were entered 3-4 months ago).

Then she's like no no, it was different... I laugh, and as I'm leaving, she goes... "Oh, can you help me get that business plan workbook on the internet next week? I want it on our site so anyone can access it"

Did you give her a stunner?
- Yeti1181

Perfect Plex

She gave me sh1t for emailing two new clients business plan workbooks... She's like, "Blah blah blah, we don't do that because they can take them, go to the competition and steal our book format." So then I go... Oh yeah? You told me to give them to clients the first day I arrived here, and your sh1tty niece has been doing it for years!

So naturally she denies that... Being the sh1t disturber that I am, I slither back to my layer office, and collect the last 20 or so files her niece added sh1t in. I walk into my bosses office, and show her numerous logs that clearly state, "emailed client business plan workbook"... Her response... Oh, yeah... That was years before and things were different then... Then we didn't have any competition.

Now most employees would have said (frank) it and left at that point, but not I... I said (frank) this sh1t... I re-opened every God damn file, and made sure she saw the dates (all logs were entered 3-4 months ago).

Then she's like no no, it was different... I laugh, and as I'm leaving, she goes... "Oh, can you help me get that business plan workbook on the internet next week? I want it on our site so anyone can access it"


- laughs2907

I love you.

I love you.
- ruttager17

I love you too... Tomorrow I'm going to tell her how stupid her internet idea is.