I got handed a summons to report to a judge and ended up selling a large chunk of land to cover the whole thing.
- Pie

Yeah. Been meaning to thank you for that

never knew marty and Pie were black

never knew marty and Pie were black
- dt99999

not really...

never knew marty and Pie were black
- dt99999

nobody knows what my tattoos are

He goes to her place about once every 2 weeks, sometimes only once a month.

And he goes there for a week or two during the summer but that's about it.
- Pecafan Fan

No money either I'm guessing

nobody knows what my tattoos are
- Pie

No money either I'm guessing
- habs12

Nope.

I said to hell with it.

Yeah. Been meaning to thank you for that
- habs12

I shat in the well

nobody knows what my tattoos are
- Pie

I'm a bit confused here...you learned about your 6 year old 25 years ago?

I shat in the well
- Pie

I shat in the well
- Pie

Nope.

I said to hell with it.
- Pecafan Fan

I would have taken that route given the choice

I shat in the well
- Pie

I'm a bit confused here...you learned about your 6 year old 25 years ago?
- number_23

what is the matrix.

- number_23

what is the matrix.
- dt99999

I don't know...but lately my gf keeps telling me to take the blue pill...

what is the matrix.
- dt99999

More like Jerry Springer..

More like Jerry Springer..
- pete26

meh lawyers. Kid got his cash and I haven't seen or heard from him since. Just about killed my parents

I shat in the well
- Pie

I've been bottling and shipping that water to Freddy for years now

I've been bottling and shipping that water to Freddy for years now
- habs12

I drink my bourbon neat

More like Jerry Springer..
- pete26

- dt99999

Lateishamoerella broke my heart

- dt99999

I drink my bourbon neat
- Pie

No worries, the bulk of it is then shipped to Que.

- dt99999