John Travolta just sent me the Habs projected lines for tonight's game (barring any trades):

Argyll Gonzaleez - Travis Parkinsmack - Benn Granite
Bregan Grazaham - Donald Daveries - Mia Parkinsmack
Rose Butter - Luis Edbrards - Danyal Borfes
Tobias Mozaleen - Rhys Whayte - Donnie Whayte

Paige Seempzon - James Greez
Ayden Morzgan - Amelia Mozaleen
Donald Morphay - Jed Thozomas

Patryk Burneez
Dawson Thozomas
(Christy Pay-ne)
- stinger67

The Parkinsmack brothers!!!

This included minor league or not?

I say 13 total.

Biggest move Vanek
- Fredobbface

TSN just flashed that there were 17 deals last year on this day

Vanek and Moulson seem to be the 2 guaranteed guys to move today

Oh good, Pierre McGuire

Markov traded for Adele Nazeem

Oh good, Pierre McGuire
- stinger67

Has he said "Kristopher Letang" yet?

Markov traded for Adele Nazeem
- BingoLady

That's Adele Dazeem.

- Pecafan Fan

Nhl coaches wear more bling than most rappers.

That's Adele Dazeem.
- hscesq

Travoltified the Travoltify...mind boggling

Has he said "Kristopher Letang" yet?
- hscesq

Kristopher Layttanggggggg

Kristopher Layttanggggggg
- stinger67

Never, ever calls him Kris.

Has he said "Kristopher Letang" yet?
- hscesq

Yzerman needs to ask for Kreider or McDonagh or Marty stays to play with his best friend Stamkos. He knows them both very well and they will play with a chip on their shoulders and could run a very fluid eastern conference.

Never, ever calls him Kris.
- hscesq

maybe late at night whispered...'Krissy'

Yzerman needs to ask for Kreider or McDonagh or Marty stays to play with his best friend Stamkos. He knows them both very well and they will play with a chip on their shoulders and could run a very fluid eastern conference.
- Pie

Martin St.Louis sounds like a (frank)ing baby.

Yzerman needs to ask for Kreider or McDonagh or Marty stays to play with his best friend Stamkos. He knows them both very well and they will play with a chip on their shoulders and could run a very fluid eastern conference.
- Pie

Like my poop this morning.

Damn flu.

Yzerman needs to ask for Kreider or McDonagh or Marty stays to play with his best friend Stamkos. He knows them both very well and they will play with a chip on their shoulders and could run a very fluid eastern conference.
- Pie

Good call.

maybe late at night whispered...'Krissy'
- Pie

Both their hearts broke that day.

Martin St.Louis sounds like a (frank)ing baby.
- stinger67

ya getting worse every day. Oh well (frank) Tampa Bay

Yzerman needs to ask for Kreider or McDonagh or Marty stays to play with his best friend Stamkos. He knows them both very well and they will play with a chip on their shoulders and could run a very fluid eastern conference.
- Pie

There is absolutely zero chance of Sather trading McD. None. Zero. Would have to think Callahan is involved if this trade happens. I'd love to see the Rags trade Callahan. They would go apepoop here.

Both their hearts broke that day.
- Fredobbface

He actually looked defeated, hurt maybe a little angry talking about STL

There is absolutely zero chance of Sather trading McD. None. Zero. Would have to think Callahan is involved if this trade happens. I'd love to see the Rags trade Callahan. They would go apepoop here.
- hscesq

I think McGuire was looking at it purely from Yzermans perspective. Kind of a win win, Yzerman can go back and say look Marty I tried but they didn't want to give me your value

Never, ever calls him Kris.
- hscesq

The other day I was watching my nephew play, and during the game both MidgetAAA teams that were facing each other after were running around the rink, warming up.

Those Trois-Rivières kids were all wearing the flow and backwards baseball cap look. I blame Letang for this.

There is absolutely zero chance of Sather trading McD. None. Zero. Would have to think Callahan is involved if this trade happens. I'd love to see the Rags trade Callahan. They would go apepoop here.
- hscesq

Even for Scott Gom...

The other day I was watching my nephew play, and during the game both MidgetAAA teams that were facing each other after were running around the rink, warming up.

Those Trois-Rivières kids were all wearing the flow and backwards baseball cap look. I blame Letang for this.
- stinger67

Dirty mother(frank)ers.

Dirty mother(frank)ers.
- hscesq

...and their city (frank)ing smells

...and their city (frank)ing smells
- stinger67

C'est vrai que ca sent les pâtes et papiers.