- A_SteamingLombardi

This one's perfect for tonight:




Just replace "ball" with "puck" My fav.

Is there somebody out there playing the role of "Brooksie" who gets under Tort's skin?
- fifty__missions

Tony Gallager

In these type of situations, I want old Torts.
That guy would be breaking skulls right now. This team is just filled with lack of direction (full pun intended).
It pisses me off that it is taking this long for the team to adjust to torts system and this is just crazy. Not only blowing a 3-0 lead but to allow 6 in one (frank)ing period?!?!?!
Lu allows 7... In one whole game.
(frank)ing poop. No Hope.
Sign me up as team captain for tank nation nucker

Cuz we traded Lu ?
- golfingsince

Markstrom isn't some 23 year old emergency backup that plays University hockey. He could come in.

Is there somebody out there playing the role of "Brooksie" who gets under Tort's skin?
- fifty__missions

Brooksie is looking for a late flight as we speak.

Epic melt down. I love it!

Brooksie is looking for a late flight as we speak.
- Jeffmt

Does Torts survive the night?

How's the Canucks making out tonight?

In these type of situations, I want old Torts.
That guy would be breaking skulls right now. This team is just filled with lack of direction (full pun intended).
It pisses me off that it is taking this long for the team to adjust to torts system and this is just crazy. Not only blowing a 3-0 lead but to allow 6 in one (frank)ing period?!?!?!
Lu allows 7... In one whole game.
(frank)ing poop. No Hope.
Sign me up as team captain for tank nation nucker
- RF_4eva

Does Torts survive the night?
- keatondixon

Does Gillis? Dude has some seriously high blood pressure as it is.

Markstrom isn't some 23 year old emergency backup that plays University hockey. He could come in.
- Nucker101

Nope, but this is what the team could look like on many a night moving forward. It's much easier to look good when you're a backup. No pressure.

How's the Canucks making out tonight?
- Sheppy99

Like yo momma!

@#$@%&(*&*$^*o($@#%^&$%^*)&^$#$%&&(^%

fire gillis and torts now!!!!
- vancity787

Want FA's phone number to tell him how you really feel?

Brooksie is looking for a late flight as we speak.
- Jeffmt

I wish, perhaps a swearing verbal assault infused meltdown would get him out of here quicker.

Nope, but this is what the team could look like on many a night moving forward. It's much easier to look good when you're a backup. No pressure.
- golfingsince

I'm not saying Markstrom should start, but you gotta pull a young guy like Lack outta there during a game like this, at least after that last goal.

Does Torts survive the night?
- keatondixon

Hopefully not.

I'm more concerned that this team had a lead going into the 3rd period.... any other team would have WON! And we cant afford to win

Does Torts survive the night?
- keatondixon

At this point, I want AV's son (if he has one).
As long as he can finish a pack of gum in less than a minute, I am satisfied. Way more entertaining than this sh!t

I'm not saying Markstrom should start, but you gotta pull a young guy like Lack outta there during a game like this, at least after that last goal.
- Nucker101

Agreed. Lack has been put in a really tough situation as it is, there's no need to embarrass the guy.

I hope someone asks him why Lack was kept in.
- Nucker101

Seriously got kept in through that? Ouch he's going for the Patrick Roy scenario x2

Can't be more than 6 or 7.
- Nucker101

Well...they got 7

We got crunched captain.
- pker2theend

Faaakk that's brutal.

- whipper334

Not tonight! I'm not in the mood!

Speaking of AV, i miss his old walk-outs in the third after a collapse, I'm tired of seeing Tortarella's (frank)ing face