You can't just leave this here like this.

/gets popcorn
//pulls up chair
- johndewar

/hopes it's enough popcorn for all of us...

No.

She is Schenn's age. Maybe a year younger. She's very attractive, but I'll just say Schenn isn't her first or most famous.
- PhillySportsGuy

ah. thats the problem right there.

I think I read somewhere where Derek Jeter gives out gift baskets, featuring an autographed baseball to his conquests.

Which, really, is kind of nice. He could have given them herpes, but instead they get a gift basket.
- johndewar

So many amusing things in that post!

You can't just leave this here like this.

/gets popcorn
//pulls up chair
- johndewar

Honestly, the people wouldn't be famous to us, but they have more of a following than a guy like Schenn.

She's slept with two guys from the show Secret life of An American Teenager. I think thats what the show is called. I wouldn't recognize the guys if they walked into me.

Doc and his incessant chatter, usually not about the game going on in front of him, drives me out of my mind. But yeah, they are all bad/annoying in their own special way.

To frell with them all!
- wolfhounds

This Mike Emrick drinking game exists:

I think I read somewhere where Derek Jeter gives out gift baskets, featuring an autographed baseball to his conquests.

Which, really, is kind of nice. He could have given them herpes, but instead they get a gift basket.
- johndewar

I like Brian Engblom
- PhillySportsGuy

I like Keith Jones (on a national leval) and Bill Clement (on the Flyers side). Clement because he says exactly what we are all thinking and doesn't give a poop that he's a Flyers biased announcer... And Jonesy because he's surprsingly fast on his feet. He has a nice laugh, good come backs and is well spoken and (usually) impartial.

So Bill, you asked them about the game in November but never followed up with anything they said.


You kind of left us hanging.

I think I read somewhere where Derek Jeter gives out gift baskets, featuring an autographed baseball to his conquests.

Which, really, is kind of nice. He could have given them herpes, but instead they get a gift basket.
- johndewar

POST OF THE DAY ALERT

I like Keith Jones (on a national leval) and Bill Clement (on the Flyers side). Clement because he says exactly what we are all thinking and doesn't give a poop that he's a Flyers biased announcer... And Jonesy because he's surprsingly fast on his feet. He has a nice laugh, good come backs and is well spoken and (usually) impartial.
- FlyersGrace

It's his laugh that gets me every time. I'm so sweet on that laugh yo!

So Bill, you asked them about the game in November but never followed up with anything they said.


You kind of left us hanging.
- mayorofangrytown

Ah, I just assumed they stared at Bill blankly like they'd never heard of that month...

I like Keith Jones (on a national leval) and Bill Clement (on the Flyers side). Clement because he says exactly what we are all thinking and doesn't give a poop that he's a Flyers biased announcer... And Jonesy because he's surprsingly fast on his feet. He has a nice laugh, good come backs and is well spoken and (usually) impartial.
- FlyersGrace

I like those guys too. I like Keith Jones because he is impartial. They both have a good sense of humor and really like to rag on Coatsey

Honestly, the people wouldn't be famous to us, but they have more of a following than a guy like Schenn.

She's slept with two guys from the show Secret life of An American Teenager. I think thats what the show is called. I wouldn't recognize the guys if they walked into me.
- PhillySportsGuy

Never heard of that show.

American teenagers have secret lives? We didn't have the internet, so the only secret life I can remember was trying to make sure my parents didn't find my porn and trying to get older relatives buy me and my degenerate friends beer.

not to be overly sexist and generalize, because im more than certain there are loads of men that fit the same description, but there are a lot of really really stupid women out there.
- stayinthefnnet

...and yet somehow not a single man has ever figured them out...

except this guy...

Ah, I just assumed they stared at Bill blankly like they'd never heard of that month...
- FlyersGrace

Thats the month the season started…for them

This Mike Emrick drinking game exists:


- johndewar

I see a good buzz in my weekend.

Never heard of that show.

American teenagers have secret lives? We didn't have the internet, so the only secret life I can remember was trying to make sure my parents didn't find my porn and trying to get older relatives buy me and my degenerate friends beer.
- johndewar

everyone today aged 13 to 27 absolutely sucks.

It's his laugh that gets me every time. I'm so sweet on that laugh yo!
- mayorofangrytown

Do not under rate the sexiness of a man's laugh!
Voices can turn heads... Beauty fades, but the voice that's much more likely to be there...

It's his laugh that gets me every time. I'm so sweet on that laugh yo!
- mayorofangrytown

You big softy.

Never heard of that show.

American teenagers have secret lives? We didn't have the internet, so the only secret life I can remember was trying to make sure my parents didn't find my porn and trying to get older relatives buy me and my degenerate friends beer.
- johndewar

Im only 26 so I had internet, but not smart phones. This generation of high school kids lacks any kind of face to face social skills. Its not wonder dating websites are so prominent now. People don't have the ability to strike up a conversation with a stranger.

...and yet somehow not a single man has ever figured them out...

except this guy...

- SchennBros

haha i cant speak for times passed. but the average male in my generation is too much of a loser to figure himself out, let alone someone else.

Do not under rate the sexiness of a man's laugh!
Voices can turn heads... Beauty fades, but the voice that's much more likely to be there...
- FlyersGrace

Ah - see out of the three I can stand Doc the most. He has a script he sticks to and he doesn't know crap about the flyers beyond the fact that we are goons and have weak goaltending but the man's a legend so I can cut him some slack.
Pierre's gushing drives me insane. "Shut-up Pierre!" is a constant refrain out of my mouth all game long. And Edzo is so anti-Flyer it makes my teeth ache. We get it you dislike our team... Go have a beer get the frell away from the microphone and leave us in peace.
- FlyersGrace

You do realize Doc used to do play by play for the Flyers right....

I cant stand his voice... Like finger nails on a chalk board.

Do not under rate the sexiness of a man's laugh!
Voices can turn heads... Beauty fades, but the voice that's much more likely to be there...
- FlyersGrace

Thats why Andrea Bocelli will always have options

Im only 26 so I had internet, but not smart phones. This generation of high school kids lacks any kind of face to face social skills. Its not wonder dating websites are so prominent now. People don't have the ability to strike up a conversation with a stranger.
- PhillySportsGuy

im going to flood this board if i get started, so im just going to stop now.