you could just say stupid people if you actually wanted to avoid sexism and generizing
- -davies-

i think they are both equally stupid, but in very different ways.

This Mike Emrick drinking game exists:


- johndewar

don't forget this classic

Duh. Scarlett Johannsen, Eva Green, Evangeline Lilly...these are just a few of the women I am not remotely interested in.


- wolfhounds

Scarlett Johannsen is so beautiful, she makes me feel ugly.

That's how I get all the women.

I laugh at them.
- mayorofangrytown

lol

My son is almost 17. He doesn't know how to answer the phone when it rings. If I call him he doesn't answer or listen to the message, he just texts me back "What?" It's ridiculous.

He's been with the same girl for almost two years. She's a friggin' hurricane of words. People at the rinks avert their eyes when she walks past them. When their together they rarely shut up. Everyone else gets grunts but put a cute girl in the room it's like we sent the kid to stand up comedy school.
- mayorofangrytown

Just be glad you have texting. I hated when my parents called when I was out with friends. I taught them texting and things got a lot better.

If you asked your son to answer and told him you only wanted to talk for less than 30 seconds, he might answer more often.

My son is almost 17. He doesn't know how to answer the phone when it rings. If I call him he doesn't answer or listen to the message, he just texts me back "What?" It's ridiculous.

He's been with the same girl for almost two years. She's a friggin' hurricane of words. People at the rinks avert their eyes when she walks past them. When their together they rarely shut up. Everyone else gets grunts but put a cute girl in the room it's like we sent the kid to stand up comedy school.
- mayorofangrytown

/steals the phrase above for future use...

Tell you what, making girls laugh is a lot better than being some awkward knob around them.

don't forget this classic


- -davies-

I think you'd end up at the ER if you tried to drink along with either of these games.

Anyone have any interesting bets for a Pens sweep this weekend?
- nbartley9

Yes!!!!! Absolutely!!! I'll take the Pens and give you a goal in each game. 50 bucks.

(internet handshake)

Yup. Yup.
- PhillySportsGuy

sounds like she's aiming for trophy wife. at least she has goals.

Do you really think Adele is pulling in hot guy after hot guy?
- PhillySportsGuy

i don't know who that is

yeah i understand. like i said. im inconsistent with it. i have no problem with say an interview, or sitting next to someone on a train and they strike up conversation. but i dont know. i couldnt walk into a bar and just pull up a seat next to like a random crowd of people and try to interject myself into it.
- stayinthefnnet

Thats a little different. Two individuals at a bar is more normal. I wouldn't recommend finding a table of 4 friends and just pulling up a chair. That might be a little awkward.

i think they are both equally stupid, but in very different ways.
- stayinthefnnet

interesting

its sad but thats not really that shocking anymore.
- stayinthefnnet

It's completely and utterly baffling to me... And I wonder who fronts the bill. Or are implants so common it's like $399 with a free cell phone and 2 tickets to Great Adventure?

sounds like she's aiming for trophy wife. at least she has goals.
- -davies-

Or modeling.

i don't know who that is
- -davies-

British singer.

I think you'd end up at the ER if you tried to drink along with either of these games.
- johndewar

it takes training and dedication

interesting
- -davies-

He over-explained and ended right back up where he started...

interesting
- -davies-

obviously we are free to disagree. but yeah. so while id say stupidity runs rampant among the younger generations of both ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, the flavor is different and produces different results.

/steals the phrase above for future use...

Tell you what, making girls laugh is a lot better than being some awkward knob around them.
- wolfhounds

Yeah man, It's doesn't matter how old they are 15, 25, 35 45, 55. He's right there. It's crazy. I'm hoping he can channel that into some high paying gig that doesn't involve prostitution.

He over-explained and ended right back up where he started...
- wolfhounds

My son is almost 17. He doesn't know how to answer the phone when it rings. If I call him he doesn't answer or listen to the message, he just texts me back "What?" It's ridiculous.

He's been with the same girl for almost two years. She's a friggin' hurricane of words. People at the rinks avert their eyes when she walks past them. When they're together they rarely shut up. Everyone else gets grunts but put a cute girl in the room it's like we sent the kid to stand up comedy school.
- mayorofangrytown

i don't know who that is
- -davies-

C'mon! A D E L E!!!

Sheesh, and I thought the people at work who didn't know who Foster Brooks was were sheltered.

Thats a little different. Two individuals at a bar is more normal. I wouldn't recommend finding a table of 4 friends and just pulling up a chair. That might be a little awkward.
- PhillySportsGuy

A single woman could pull off that move of going up to a table 4 friends.

A guy? Not so much.

- stayinthefnnet

I know how to fix your mad...

I know how to fix your mad...


- wolfhounds