I'm a knees to neck guy. Face doesn't matter if everything else fits my tastes.
- Flyersgod

See, I'm a face (cute > hot), thighs, legs, butt guy. Boobs are fun and all, but meh. I guess that's why I don't get Sheena Parveen.

See, I'm a face (cute > hot), thighs, legs, butt guy. Boobs are fun and all, but meh. I guess that's why I don't get Sheena Parveen.
- jmatchett383

I don't like any women under 250 lbs. I hate staring at 225lb twigs

See, I'm a face (cute > hot), thighs, legs, butt guy. Boobs are fun and all, but meh. I guess that's why I don't get Sheena Parveen.
- jmatchett383

Butt is essential. Blah... I can't have sex again till January

My neighbor and his brother used to go all the time and invite me. I was like, guys, the beer is watered down and women keep walking in front of the TV during the game. I can get that and good beer at home with out the cover charge.

The last time I went I was in my 20s and one of my best friends was getting married. My other friend and I got bored, moved to the back and got thrown out for rolling a joint at the table. Who knew they cared?

Butt is essential. Blah... I can't have sex again till January
- Flyersgod

Go on...

I don't like any women under 250 lbs. I hate staring at 225lb twigs
- PhillySportsGuy

Dude. Don't ever talk weight.

Butt is essential. Blah... I can't have sex again till January
- Flyersgod

Prison?

I don't like any women under 250 lbs. I hate staring at 225lb twigs
- PhillySportsGuy

Stop being so shallow.

Go on...
- jmatchett383

Wanna come over ?

Is that the guy from The Big Bang Theory?
- jmatchett383

No that guy is gay so I'm doubting he's a Republican ya know.

Wanna come over ?
- Flyersgod

DO I!?!? I never thought you'd ask.

Prison?
- PhillySportsGuy

Wife's pregnant. I'm one of those guys who fear killing the baby with my thing. Scares me out of action...

Sounds like this dude:



Knowing my luck, one of you is him. But I met him once, and he gave me a look that basically implied, "I am SO MUCH more of a fan than you."
- jmatchett383

Hey who took my picture without my consent....I'm gonna beat someone's a$$......jk

Wife's pregnant. I'm one of those guys who fear killing the baby with my thing. Scares me out of action...
- Flyersgod

My wife was the same way. But I have a piece of advice for you: do it now, while you can.

My baby girls' 5 months old, and I'm going on 8 months strong with one session, which was interrupted by her crying, right when I was gonna throw down, so no dice.

My wife was the same way. But I have a piece of advice for you: do it now, while you can.

My baby girls' 5 months old, and I'm going on 8 months strong with one session, which was interrupted by her crying, right when I was gonna throw down, so no dice.
- jmatchett383

This was hilarious. Well put.

My wife was the same way. But I have a piece of advice for you: do it now, while you can.

My baby girls' 5 months old, and I'm going on 8 months strong with one session, which was interrupted by her crying, right when I was gonna throw down, so no dice.
- jmatchett383

Yeah after my girl had our kid, she wasn't in the mood for about 3 months. I guess that whole giving birth thing does some damage.

I guess I should relish my time without kids.

No that guy is gay so I'm doubting he's a Republican ya know.
- mayorofangrytown

Dude we have gay republicans!

My wife was the same way. But I have a piece of advice for you: do it now, while you can.

My baby girls' 5 months old, and I'm going on 8 months strong with one session, which was interrupted by her crying, right when I was gonna throw down, so no dice.
- jmatchett383

I can't man. I just can't. I went like 15 no the with our first one.

I can't man. I just can't. I went like 15 no the with our first one.
- Flyersgod

15 months of starvation? Dude, how do you still have skin on your palms?

I guess I should relish my time without kids.
- PhillySportsGuy

Remember, the best thing about kids is making them....

Sounds like this dude:



Knowing my luck, one of you is him. But I met him once, and he gave me a look that basically implied, "I am SO MUCH more of a fan than you."
- jmatchett383

ok ed

Anyone else a bit bummed that they never renewed Full Metal Jousting ("Joosting")?