Haha, last time out I got put on the hot seat at Bare Necessities in AC. Couldn't let my wife see my back for 3 days before the marks healed.

Time before that was at Show and Tell, and all I remember if my best friend (his bachelor party) literally throwing fistfulls on $1's in the air.

Time before that, took an ex to Fantasy Showbar. It all went well until one of the strippers waved to me and said hi to me (by name) while on stage. That was fun.
- jmatchett383

I knew I liked you for a reason!

Nothing is better than when your kid really needs a nap but you have to go to the store first and she screams her head off in the store and you finally get her to calm down and than you get her to the car and she refuses to get in her car seat so you have to force her in her seat. And when you do she lets out a blood curdling scream that just. does. not. end. and she screams about some word that you can't figure out cuz she is still too young to speak real well and its all jibberish and your trying to drive but not completely lose your mind at the same time and some how the kid does this the whole way home without losing her voice...

Definitely has its highs and lows... lol.
- FlyersSteve118

Maybe I should just save my money and travel around the world...

I never want to have kids, it sounds so joyless.
- BulliesPhan87

me neither but i probably just jinxed myself and i'll probably now have one by mistake

Oh, well now I'm convinced


- BulliesPhan87

Ive been married for 22 years, no kids. We have a condo in Key West, the wife is retired and hot (in her younger days she was a model) and I'll be retired by 60. My life rocks!

Draw your own conclusions.

Maybe I should just save my money and travel around the world...
- PhillySportsGuy

As if on cue

Not a fan of the back 9 there?
- BulliesPhan87

It runs steadily down hill. Just today my wife begged me to take him to a hockey game this weekend so we can bond and start pretending we're father and son again.

It's to the point he thinks he should be completely in charge of his life but he's still completely dependent on us. He's trying to be a grown man and deal with grown up feelings but he's still a lot of little boy inside. He only knows how to deal with it by getting angry and using his grown up words. It's pretty dreadful. I can still manage to say he's a good kid.

I want to punch him directly in his face as hard as I can.

I want to...

Lieuwen got a concussion from that bump? not much. wow.
- hammarby31

He's had a history of concussions, going back several years

Ive been married for 22 years, no kids. We have a condo in Key West, the wife is retired and hot (in her younger days she was a model) and I'll be retired by 60. My life rocks!

Draw your own conclusions.
- BiggE

I conclude you convey an anecdote very well.

Ive been married for 22 years, no kids. We have a condo in Key West, the wife is retired and hot (in her younger days she was a model) and I'll be retired by 60. My life rocks!

Draw your own conclusions.
- BiggE

I find one side of this, erm... "debate" very, very persuasive.

May need to see photographic evidence of this "model" wife, or I call BS.

Let the masses judge. Video evidence will do just as well.

May need to see photographic evidence of this "model" wife, or I call BS.

Let the masses judge. Video evidence will do just as well.
- flyer_nutter

This

May need to see photographic evidence of this "model" wife, or I call BS.

Let the masses judge. Video evidence will do just as well.
- flyer_nutter

You'd call BS even with evidence.

Flattery does not sway me
- BulliesPhan87

lol

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It runs steadily down hill. Just today my wife begged me to take him to a hockey game this weekend so we can bond and start pretending we're father and son again.

It's to the point he thinks he should be completely in charge of his life but he's still completely dependent on us. He's trying to be a grown man and deal with grown up feelings but he's still a lot of little boy inside. He only knows how to deal with it by getting angry and using his grown up words. It's pretty dreadful. I can still manage to say he's a good kid.

I want to punch him directly in his face as hard as I can.

I want to...
- mayorofangrytown

Every teenager goes through a phase when they are a poop. I was pretty awful to my parents for a bit, but now im on pretty good terms with them. He will eventually get to a certain point when he can see things from both perspectives and be reasonable.

May need to see photographic evidence of this "model" wife, or I call BS.

Let the masses judge. Video evidence will do just as well.
- flyer_nutter

Oh well, I tried
Tech savvy Im not

Every teenager goes through a phase when they are a poop. I was pretty awful to my parents for a bit, but now im on pretty good terms with them. He will eventually get to a certain point when he can see things from both perspectives and be reasonable.
- FrmRusiaWifGlov

I can't wait.

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- BiggE[/img]

don't do it lol

Please! As long as Easy Eddie is in charge the Flyers will have an enforcer. He's still living in 1975. He just had an 8-track installed in his E Class....
- PLindbergh31

Ed Snider doesn't decide if there is an enforcer, or if any player is on the roster.

I like enforcers. Those two are not enforcers. They're disasters waiting to happen.
- Scoob

I don't see the issue with anything Rosehill did. It's just part of the game.

I never want to have kids, it sounds so joyless.
- BulliesPhan87

meh

Oh well, I tried
Tech savvy Im not
- BiggE

I googled "retired model Key West Condo"

Was she ever in a Philly News article titled "32-year-old learns how to retire a wild bikini."? I might have found her.

- BiggE

nothing. I feel defrauded.

I googled "retired model Key West Condo"

Was she ever in a Philly News article titled "32-year-old learns how to retire a wild bikini."? I might have found her.


- mayorofangrytown

I doubt it

don't do it lol
- -davies-

Yeah god knows what people with photoshop would do to it.