perfect. let's not do this.
- kicksave856

perfect. if that's a plan i want no part of it.

perfect. if that's a plan i want no part of it.
- Gramps28

I'm here for the master plan

A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in Alberta when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust.

The driver, a young man in a Brioni® suit, Gucci® shoes, RayBan® sunglasses and YSL® tie, leaned out the window and asked the cowboy, "If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give me a calf?"

Bud looks at the man, who obviously is a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, "Sure, why not?"

The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell® notebook computer, connects it to his Cingular RAZR V3® cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo.

The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop® and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg, Germany ...

Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot® that the image has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses an MS-SQL® database through an ODBC connected Excel®
spreadsheet with email on his Blackberry® and, after a few minutes, receives a response.

Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJet® printer, turns to the cowboy and says, "You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves."

"That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves," says Bud.

He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on with amusement as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car.

Then Bud says to the young man, "Hey, if I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my calf?"

The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, "Okay, why not?"

"You're a Member of Parliament for the Canadian Government", says Bud.

"Wow! That's correct," says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?"

"No guessing required." answered the cowboy. "You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked. You used millions of dollars’ worth of equipment trying to show me how much smarter than me you are; and you don't know a thing about how working people make a living - or about cows, for that matter. This is a herd of sheep.

Now give me back my dog.

summary

summary
- kicksave856

the Canadian school killings are the fault of obama

the Canadian school killings are the fault of obama
- watsonnostaw

cool

summary
- kicksave856

The government gonna take all your cows

Canada ranks as the second best country globally, according to the inaugural list of the world’s best countries released Wednesday at the World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland.

Germany #1
Canada #2
UK #3
USA #4.

http://www.usnews.com/news/best-countries

The government gonna take all your cows
- PhillySportsGuy

is it true that canada is basically the step daughter of england?

Canada ranks as the second best country globally, according to the inaugural list of the world’s best countries released Wednesday at the World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland.

Germany #1
Canada #2
UK #3
USA #4.

http://www.usnews.com/news/best-countries
- D0PPELGANGER

see, Nazi Germany plowed the path to global dominance albeit 70+ years in the making

#siegheil

Canada ranks as the second best country globally, according to the inaugural list of the world’s best countries released Wednesday at the World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland.

Germany #1
Canada #2
UK #3
USA #4.

http://www.usnews.com/news/best-countries
- D0PPELGANGER

Likely has to do with not keeping a conservative government in power.

Likely has to do with not keeping a conservative government in power.
- Feeling Glucky?

or being the hat of the United States of America

is it true that canada is basically the step daughter of england?
- watsonnostaw

Or perhaps the legitimate child of England & France.

gramps has a shovel and wants to gtfo of idaho.


match made in heaven.
- dt99999

- PhillySportsGuy

wow

- PhillySportsGuy

wore it to support Tom Brady

wore it to support Tom Brady
- BingoLady

tom brady has no clue as to who the old coot is

My body may no longer be able to handle running 3 practices a week, playing shinny for hours on thursday, saturday and Sunday and 3-on-3 pickup on Sunday nights.

My body may no longer be able to handle running 3 practices a week, playing shinny for hours on thursday, saturday and Sunday and 3-on-3 pickup on Sunday nights.
- dt99999

be less fat

wore it to support Tom Brady
- BingoLady

that worked out well

John Scott winning an All-Star ballot is a lot like Trump winning the election