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Ihatebrianburke
Edmonton Oilers
Location: edmonton, AB
Joined: 12.19.2010
May 8 @ 5:22 PM ET
Was it this douche bag?

- nated81

No he was a Subban
nated81
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ON
Joined: 07.09.2013
May 8 @ 5:23 PM ET
2 things... 1 I got a job managing a pet store... But more importantly I got crocodiles.... there (frank)ing sweet.
- HouseArrest187

A legit job, awesome!! Is there good money in breeding crocodiles? (I now understand why you were upset with the crocs joke, even though I was talking about the ugly shoes.)
HouseArrest187
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ITS ON LIKE DONKEYKONG.... You know.... If he was sitting on a porch..., SK
Joined: 08.01.2012
May 8 @ 5:23 PM ET
No he was a Subban
- Ihatebrianburke

I still love that turm... I totally use it in real life all the time...
nated81
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ON
Joined: 07.09.2013
May 8 @ 5:23 PM ET
No he was a Subban
- Ihatebrianburke

Oh.....a Bruins killer?
nated81
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ON
Joined: 07.09.2013
May 8 @ 5:24 PM ET
I still love that turm... I totally use it in real life all the time...
- HouseArrest187

I like seeing it float around out there too.
HouseArrest187
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ITS ON LIKE DONKEYKONG.... You know.... If he was sitting on a porch..., SK
Joined: 08.01.2012
May 8 @ 5:28 PM ET
A legit job, awesome!! Is there good money in breeding crocodiles? (I now understand why you were upset with the crocs joke, even though I was talking about the ugly shoes.)
- nated81


Ya there is... I got them as babys tho so they won't be breeding for a few years...


Hella cool tho... There sick looking...
nated81
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ON
Joined: 07.09.2013
May 8 @ 5:31 PM ET
Ya there is... I got them as babys tho so they won't be breeding for a few years...


Hella cool tho... There sick looking...
- HouseArrest187

How many you got?
HouseArrest187
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ITS ON LIKE DONKEYKONG.... You know.... If he was sitting on a porch..., SK
Joined: 08.01.2012
May 8 @ 5:33 PM ET
How many you got?
- nated81

Just the 2 for now... Bitey and chommper... it's pretty awesome watching them destroy chicken.... Not so awesome getting bit... Bitey nailed me once real good. Needed like 20 some stiches...


Edit. However, how many people get to be the bad ass that goes to the hospital with a croc bite.
nated81
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ON
Joined: 07.09.2013
May 8 @ 5:37 PM ET
Just the 2 for now... Bitey and chommper... it's pretty awesome watching them destroy chicken.... Not so awesome getting bit... Bitey nailed me once real good. Needed like 20 some stiches...


Edit. However, how many people get to be the bad ass that goes to the hospital with a croc bite.
- HouseArrest187

Depends what part of the world you live in, I guess. Florida or Australia, probably happens more often than in Alberta or Saskatchewan.
Ihatebrianburke
Edmonton Oilers
Location: edmonton, AB
Joined: 12.19.2010
May 8 @ 5:39 PM ET
Just the 2 for now... Bitey and chommper... it's pretty awesome watching them destroy chicken.... Not so awesome getting bit... Bitey nailed me once real good. Needed like 20 some stiches...


Edit. However, how many people get to be the bad ass that goes to the hospital with a croc bite.
- HouseArrest187

Do they have the same kind of bacteria in their mouth that an alligator has?
HouseArrest187
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ITS ON LIKE DONKEYKONG.... You know.... If he was sitting on a porch..., SK
Joined: 08.01.2012
May 8 @ 5:46 PM ET
Do they have the same kind of bacteria in their mouth that an alligator has?
- Ihatebrianburke

I'm not 100% sure about that... Probably tho... I mean they do eat raw chicken so salmonella for sure... You got to be carful with there poop too... It will get you hella sick. I disinfected the (frank) out of my hands for sure...
Ihatebrianburke
Edmonton Oilers
Location: edmonton, AB
Joined: 12.19.2010
May 8 @ 5:50 PM ET
I'm not 100% sure about that... Probably tho... I mean they do eat raw chicken so salmonella for sure... You got to be carful with there poop too... It will get you hella sick. I disinfected the (frank) out of my hands for sure...
- HouseArrest187

No scat party?
HouseArrest187
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ITS ON LIKE DONKEYKONG.... You know.... If he was sitting on a porch..., SK
Joined: 08.01.2012
May 8 @ 5:51 PM ET
No scat party?
- Ihatebrianburke

Ill mail you some if you really want..
Ihatebrianburke
Edmonton Oilers
Location: edmonton, AB
Joined: 12.19.2010
May 8 @ 6:02 PM ET
Ill mail you some if you really want..
- HouseArrest187

Like I'm letting your degenerate ass find out where I live
HouseArrest187
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ITS ON LIKE DONKEYKONG.... You know.... If he was sitting on a porch..., SK
Joined: 08.01.2012
May 8 @ 6:05 PM ET
Like I'm letting your degenerate ass find out where I live
- Ihatebrianburke

ya, I hear that a lot.... Can't figure out why...
HouseArrest187
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ITS ON LIKE DONKEYKONG.... You know.... If he was sitting on a porch..., SK
Joined: 08.01.2012
May 8 @ 6:43 PM ET
Well... This thread (frank)ing died...
DDM-Coga
Colorado Avalanche
Location: If Chabot is not in the NHL, Ill revoke my account - AlfiesSald, AB
Joined: 07.24.2009
May 8 @ 6:51 PM ET
Well... This thread (frank)ing died...
- HouseArrest187


More stories about your Spanish ex might perk it back up, what else did she throw at you
HouseArrest187
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ITS ON LIKE DONKEYKONG.... You know.... If he was sitting on a porch..., SK
Joined: 08.01.2012
May 8 @ 6:54 PM ET
More stories about your Spanish ex might perk it back up, what else did she throw at you
- DDM-Coga

Anything in reach... The good news is she always "kissed it better."
The main thing I miss is her cooking and cleaning the house in her underwear...

That and she had an ass I'll tell you what...
laughs2907
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Wuhan, China
Joined: 07.18.2006
May 8 @ 6:57 PM ET
Who would have thought that Lebron is actually a classier guy than Jordan?
laughs2907
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Wuhan, China
Joined: 07.18.2006
May 8 @ 6:58 PM ET
Basketball Buzz
HouseArrest187
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ITS ON LIKE DONKEYKONG.... You know.... If he was sitting on a porch..., SK
Joined: 08.01.2012
May 8 @ 6:59 PM ET
Basketball Buzz
- laughs2907

Ha... Gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy...
laughs2907
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Wuhan, China
Joined: 07.18.2006
May 8 @ 7:02 PM ET
Ha... Gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy...
- HouseArrest187


Reptile Buzz
HouseArrest187
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ITS ON LIKE DONKEYKONG.... You know.... If he was sitting on a porch..., SK
Joined: 08.01.2012
May 8 @ 7:03 PM ET
Reptile Buzz
- laughs2907

ya buddy. That I can live with...
laughs2907
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Wuhan, China
Joined: 07.18.2006
May 8 @ 7:06 PM ET
ya buddy. That I can live with...
- HouseArrest187
HouseArrest187
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ITS ON LIKE DONKEYKONG.... You know.... If he was sitting on a porch..., SK
Joined: 08.01.2012
May 8 @ 7:18 PM ET



- laughs2907

Well... That was pretty sad... Made me tear up.
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