I'd drink bleach if that's our opening night lineup
- CrustyRooster

Irko-Pirko is also an inch taller than Gagner and the same weight. Not sure how that constitutes adding size to our lineup, unless of course it is because this medium sized guy, is bigger than the small guys we have playing.

So the long hype machine for Cloutiers triumphant return is going to make the build up for Sting's WCW return to fight the NWO seem brief?
- Jeropotato

Really a wrestling reference from a show no one watched?

"Yeah, so as it turns out there was a non-compete clause in my contract with my former website company. I've now been informed I cannot write anywhere for the next year. I apologize friends. A contract is a contract".

What a moron.
- ruttager17

Irko-Pirko is also an inch taller than Gagner and the same weight. Not sure how that constitutes adding size to our lineup, unless of course it is because this medium sized guy, is bigger than the small guys we have playing.
- ruttager17

Plays with a bit of edge/wienerness to him. Perron isn't much bigger than anyone in our top 6, but you sure couldn't tell the way he plays.

I doubt the kid does much though. If he does well then so be it, but at this point it's another Petrell, Tervaninen, Joensuu signing.

Plays with a bit of edge/wienerness to him. Perron isn't much bigger than anyone in our top 6, but you sure couldn't tell the way he plays.

I doubt the kid does much though. If he does well then so be it, but at this point it's another Petrell, Tervaninen, Joensuu signing.
- Lahey

Perron has played his whole career in the NHL though. If he is another Perron then that is (frank)ing great, but the likelihood that he makes any kind of difference to the team, with it's current needs, is pretty slim.

So the long hype machine for Cloutiers triumphant return is going to make the build up for Sting's WCW return to fight the NWO seem brief?
- Jeropotato

He will try to get back with NWO Hollywood or the Wolf Pack, but will have to settle for far less

Who owns this website that thought he was that valuable of a writer to have a no compete clause in a contract...either hes an idiot for not reading a contract (I dont beleive this is true), or is that useless and cant even come up with a decent lie why he isnt writing anymore.

My guess, cant find work, doesnt have money for his new website already and this is what he came up with.
- DDM-Coga

B.I.N.G.O.

I'm sure a PHI fan would tell us we're crazy and that couturier's not going anywhere, of course, but doesn't sound terrible for all 3 teams
- TheNugeIsHuge

Couturiers not going anywhere



(no seriously, he's been deemed untouchable already)

He will try to get back with NWO Hollywood or the Wolf Pack, but will have to settle for far less

- DDM-Coga

Spik n Span.

- TheNugeIsHuge

COuld be worse the third line could be eager belenger hordicuck again if you like. wait to see what the D looks like first lik I said that's where the biggest improvments needs to be made I can see a few other chages up front maybe but i'm not gonna trow names out there.

Couturiers not going anywhere



(no seriously, he's been deemed untouchable already)
- mochoson

As a Philly fan would you prefer to have Couturier or Schenn and Ekblad? That's assuming Edmonton would move 3rd overall for Couturier as the main pieces in a trade.

"Yeah, so as it turns out there was a non-compete clause in my contract with my former website company. I've now been informed I cannot write anywhere for the next year. I apologize friends. A contract is a contract".

What a moron.
- ruttager17

Really a wrestling reference from a show no one watched?
- ruttager17

You didn't watch WCW in 97 or whenever that was? You lie.

I get a kick out of how basically every male on earth between 14 and 30 watched wrestling in the 90's but now denies ever liking it because it's DUMB.

Perron has played his whole career in the NHL though. If he is another Perron then that is (frank)ing great, but the likelihood that he makes any kind of difference to the team, with it's current needs, is pretty slim.
- ruttager17

I don't think MacT thinks so either. He just signed him for depth. It is a two-way deal, so expectations are probably for him to help out OKC.

He will try to get back with NWO Hollywood or the Wolf Pack, but will have to settle for far less

- DDM-Coga

What the hell were they thinking?

What the hell were they thinking?
- laughs2907

El Dandy had a real promising career before that Latino World Order crap.

What the hell were they thinking?
- laughs2907

The Mexi-Cools is the way you do a Latino Stable

You didn't watch WCW in 97 or whenever that was? You lie.

I get a kick out of how basically every male on earth between 14 and 30 watched wrestling in the 90's but now denies ever liking it because it's DUMB.
- Jeropotato

No I hated WCW. Watched WWF fo sho and am old enough to have been to several stampede wrestling events during the 80's early 90's at a school gymnasium/local hockey rink near you. Owen Hart was my hero and i did shed tears when he died. There. Happy mofo???

The Mexi-Cools is the way you do a Latino Stable

- DDM-Coga

It is funny to stereotype, and even funnier when those being stereotyped play along.

No I hated WCW. Watched WWF fo sho and am old enough to have been to several stampede wrestling events during the 80's early 90's at a school gymnasium/local hockey rink near you. Owen Hart was my hero and i did shed tears when he died. There. Happy mofo???
- ruttager17

Nope. WCW was waaay better for at least a couple of years.

Nope. WCW was waaay better for at least a couple of years.
- Jeropotato

Well (frank). Oh and this just happened too.

"Richard Cloutier
9 mins ·

Today has been wacky. Sorry for all the drama. Just so you are aware, I have just negotiated a new contract with Puckrant.com and will be returning to the site as a writer (not manager or owner, just as writer). This also means I will have the ability to launch my own personal site. The address will be http://cloutierhockey.com

No date has been set for launch of the new site. I'll keep you posted".

Well f#ck. Oh and this just happened too.

"Richard Cloutier
9 mins ·

Today has been wacky. Sorry for all the drama. Just so you are aware, I have just negotiated a new contract with Puckrant.com and will be returning to the site as a writer (not manager or owner, just as writer). This also means I will have the ability to launch my own personal site. The address will be http://cloutierhockey.com

No date has been set for launch of the new site. I'll keep you posted".
- ruttager17

Jesus Christ... Every (frank)ing day he's talking about a different site! What a blogger slut!

Jesus Christ... Every (frank)ing day he's talking about a different site! What a blogger slut!
- laughs2907

He finally admits that management isn't his thing, and that writing is what he is best at. Clearly sign of some type of Delusional Personality Disorder.

He finally admits that management isn't his thing, and that writing is what he is best at. Clearly sign of some type of Delusional Personality Disorder.
- ruttager17

That must suck to be sh!tty at the only thing you are sort of capable at.

He finally admits that management isn't his thing, and that writing is what he is best at. Clearly sign of some type of Delusional Personality Disorder.
- ruttager17