first game of the season for the PSP Road Dogs is 730AM at the PPL Center, no admission but I will leave your name at the door so you can witness my defense skills that would enable me to be a #6 defenseman on the Flyers

I have the weight of the C again this year, pray for me
- watsonnostaw

I might be late. The novice Remparts are on the ice at 7 am tomorrow for our first team practice.

irl ??
- -davies-

irl. Jr is automatically on my team but we drafted the rest. I guess.its really the one way to make fair teams and then go out and drink beer.

irl. Jr is automatically on my team but we drafted the rest. I guess.its really the one way to make fair teams and then go out and drink beer.
- dt99999

you happy with your team?

did you go grit or skill

you happy with your team?

did you go grit or skill
- -davies-

I went no asians first and foremost but I think I have a lot of speed on this team. this weekend's practice plans are already drawn up but next week I think I'll focus on scrimmages just to see what we have to work on. First game is weekend of Nov. 15. You're all invited.

watson there's actually a one suite at the main rink. I've assigned it to you so you can invite no on and leave it vacant.


also one of the other coaches and I coached together in soccer this year.

we laughed after about how we both avoided jr's enemy like the plague even though he's pretty good.

basically two grown men confessed to hating a 7 year old child.

On the day you hand out jerseys parents become like animals.

it was like a scene out of Filene's Basement

On the day you hand out jerseys parents become like animals.

it was like a scene out of Filene's Basement
- dt99999

are there not enough to go around?

are there not enough to go around?
- -davies-

I have about 10 extras but apparently it's really important for a 7 year old kid to have a specific number.

Also it's ok for me to be at the rink at 6 am to bring all the jerseys but it's too much to ask them to wait 5 minutes after practice to pick up their jerseys in an organized manner.

I have about 10 extras but apparently it's really important for a 7 year old kid to have a specific number.

Also it's ok for me to be at the rink at 6 am to bring all the jerseys but it's too much to ask them to wait 5 minutes after practice to pick up their jerseys in an organized manner.
- dt99999

blech

blech
- -davies-

Wanna be team manager? Apparently everyone got my email for the jerseys but nobody got the one asking for a volunteer for that.

Wanna be team manager? Apparently everyone got my email for the jerseys but nobody got the one asking for a volunteer for that.
- dt99999

our coach has a slight case of dementia, he keeps referring to us as ruskies

he is 82 years old

our coach has a slight case of dementia, he keeps referring to us as ruskies

he is 82 years old
- watsonnostaw

Does your mom email him several times a week asking when your next game is even though it's posted on the city website?

Does your mom email him several times a week asking when your next game is even though it's posted on the city website?
- dt99999

Sleep with the milfs in exchange for ice time for their kids.

I have about 10 extras but apparently it's really important for a 7 year old kid to have a specific number.

Also it's ok for me to be at the rink at 6 am to bring all the jerseys but it's too much to ask them to wait 5 minutes after practice to pick up their jerseys in an organized manner.
- dt99999

Its crazy, this lady freaked out when my oldest got #1 during evaluations... not even a jersey but a slipover..."he's not a goalie! why does heget that" " its just random for keeping track and evaluating Ma'am" " Its not right!!!!" crazy people.

Its crazy, this lady freaked out when my oldest got #1 during evaluations... not even a jersey but a slipover..."he's not a goalie! why does heget that" " its just random for keeping track and evaluating Ma'am" " Its not right!!!!" crazy people.
- Pie

The goalie's mom was actually really nice and hot.

Felt bad because there was an error on the roster lost Iwas sent so iI never actually contacted her she called the city to ask where and when.

in the jersey chaos I lost my pen to keep track of who was taking each number so she gave me hers and I forgot to give it back.

also she was hot.

The goalie's mom was actually really nice and hot.

Felt bad because there was an error on the roster lost Iwas sent so iI never actually contacted her she called the city to ask where and when.

in the jersey chaos I lost my pen to keep track of who was taking each number so she gave me hers and I forgot to give it back.

also she was hot.
- dt99999

this one wasn't. she come up out of the woods somewhere, about 350 lbs of chicken fat. Its Atom and I still wouldn't coach that poop if my life depended on it.

this one wasn't. she come up out of the woods somewhere, about 350 lbs of chicken fat. Its Atom and I still wouldn't coach that poop if my life depended on it.
- Pie

this one wasn't. she come up out of the woods somewhere, about 350 lbs of chicken fat. Its Atom and I still wouldn't coach that poop if my life depended on it.
- Pie

We're novice and one practice in and I want to kill myself.


this may finally be the year rcmp revokes my police check and they stop asking me to do this

We're novice and one practice in and I want to kill myself.


this may finally be the year rcmp revokes my police check and they stop asking me to do this
- dt99999

Novice is fun, my youngest is 1st year. Interesting to hear that they are thinking of making it a 3 year program. I think its a good idea.

Novice is fun, my youngest is 1st year. Interesting to hear that they are thinking of making it a 3 year program. I think its a good idea.
- Pie

Would this bump every other age group up 1 year or would it just replace pre-novice?

Would this bump every other age group up 1 year or would it just replace pre-novice?
- SourceS.V.P.

I think they're trying to reduce a year of midget

Does your mom email him several times a week asking when your next game is even though it's posted on the city website?
- dt99999

he doesnt have email, he just got a cell phone a year ago

Would this bump every other age group up 1 year or would it just replace pre-novice?
- SourceS.V.P.

Pre novice was a.lot of fun.

laid back, focus on the kids. I wish that was 3 years.

kinda nice the kids get to compete a but in novice but I never thought it'd be so much work.

Wanna be team manager? Apparently everyone got my email for the jerseys but nobody got the one asking for a volunteer for that.
- dt99999

the volunteers are pouring in!!!!!

sent another request for a volunteer.



one dude replied to tell me he couldn't do it but offered to help in other ways.


I appreciate his courtesy.


others are seeing their children's ice time diminish greatly

sent another request for a volunteer.



one dude replied to tell me he couldn't do it but offered to help in other ways.


I appreciate his courtesy.


others are seeing their children's ice time diminish greatly
- dt99999

I'd recommend jailbait to help, but he already was fired from a co-op job which has been compared to being fired from the soup kitchen so he's probably not the best.