you actually sicken me
- daeth

sooo uncouth

i need to grab it and shake it off after im finished or else there will be droplets under my foreskin

but I wash. I wash my hands GOOD son!
- twiztedmike

You might be the worst person I have ever encountered.

Dan i understand you

I will never understand how it is that everything in a public washroom is wet all the time.

you actually sicken me
- daeth

yeah let me go wash my hands becasue I touched my Richard by using a faucet that 10,000 other guys who've touched their Richards have rubbed their hands on.

Dan i understand you

I will never understand how it is that everything in a public washroom is wet all the time.
- BINGO!

old people

yeah let me go wash my hands becasue I touched my Richard by using a faucet that 10,000 other guys who've touched their Richards have rubbed their hands on.
- dt99999

turn the Richardfaucet on, wash ur hands, use soap, leave the tap running, grab paper towel, dry your hands, use towel as a barrier and then turn off tap

turn the Richardfaucet on, wash ur hands, use soap, leave the tap running, grab paper towel, dry your hands, use towel as a barrier and then turn off tap
- twiztedmike

yeah nothing acts as a barrier better than a wet paper towel.



also most places now don't even have paper towels anymore just those poopty air things that don't work

I don't wash my hands after I take a piss in a public restroom.


pretty sure my Richard is cleaner than anything in a public restroom that I would need to touch to wash my hands.


I will however do it in one of those "no-touch" public restrooms where everything is automated.
- dt99999

This makes sense. It makes no sense to put your hands under the faucet for 2 seconds. Either actually wash or don't wash at all.

yeah let me go wash my hands becasue I touched my Richard by using a faucet that 10,000 other guys who've touched their Richards have rubbed their hands on.
- dt99999

i use paper towels for everything. the faucet, the door, anything i have to touch in there.

either way, your hands are still covered in OPP.

as are the front of all of our pants, btw. never put your napkin on your lap.

yeah let me go wash my hands becasue I touched my Richard by using a faucet that 10,000 other guys who've touched their Richards have rubbed their hands on.
- dt99999

find me a study that shows Richard hands and stranger piss backsplash is cleaner than washing your hands in a public restroom and i'll join your cause.

yeah nothing acts as a barrier better than a wet paper towel.



also most places now don't even have paper towels anymore just those poopty air things that don't work
- dt99999

if they don't have paper towels i whip it out and piss on the floor then i wait for someone else to open the door to enter and i slip out.

find me a study that shows Richard hands and stranger piss backsplash is cleaner than washing your hands in a public restroom and i'll join your cause.
- daeth

these guys are filthy (frank)ers.

find me a study that shows Richard hands and stranger piss backsplash is cleaner than washing your hands in a public restroom and i'll join your cause.
- daeth

did not think I`d have to explain this (as it`s written right on the graph) the BLUE line is the Trend Line, and the darker (squiggly line) is the actual recorded data.

did not think I`d have to explain this (as it`s written right on the graph) the BLUE line is the Trend Line, and the darker (squiggly line) is the actual recorded data.








- dt99999

did not think I`d have to explain this (as it`s written right on the graph) the BLUE line is the Trend Line, and the darker (squiggly line) is the actual recorded data.








- dt99999

yeah nothing acts as a barrier better than a wet paper towel.



also most places now don't even have paper towels anymore just those poopty air things that don't work
- dt99999

unbelievable

you don't wash and then you touch the door handle

so everyone else washes FOR NOTHING

you SAVAGE!

yeah let me go wash my hands becasue I touched my Richard by using a faucet that 10,000 other guys who've touched their Richards have rubbed their hands on.
- dt99999

use tp or a paper towel to turn the faucet on and off

touch nothing

use tp or a paper towel to turn the faucet on and off

touch nothing
- -davies-

how do you date this guy

how do you date this guy
- twiztedmike

I have a very clean penis

I have a very clean penis
- dt99999

i'll only be impressed if you have a self cleaning function like an oven, where it smells weird for a couple hours

i'll only be impressed if you have a self cleaning function like an oven, where it smells weird for a couple hours
- Shutdown

usually smells pretty weird after hockey.

usually smells pretty weird after hockey.
- dt99999

smells like STINKOmart 's breath

smells like STINKOmart 's breath
- twiztedmike

smells like STINKOmart 's breath
- twiztedmike

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