Why anyone would live near Kennewick, Washington.
- BINGO!

says the guy who's 5 hours away from the fuddrucker's slinging the most fuddrucks

says the guy who's 5 hours away from the fuddrucker's slinging the most fuddrucks
- Shutdown

3.

says the guy who's 5 hours away from the fuddrucker's slinging the most fuddrucks
- Shutdown

how much fudd could a fuddruck ruck if a fuddruck could ruck fudd

how much fudd could a fuddruck ruck if a fuddruck could ruck fudd
- -davies-

- kicksave856

i couldn't get it out of my head until i typed it out

i'm so sorry

i couldn't get it out of my head until i typed it out

i'm so sorry
- -davies-

understood

also i love her

also i love her
- Crimsoninja

knew it when i saw it that she had captured your heart

also she uses a hair as a lasso

knew it when i saw it that she had captured your heart

also she uses a hair as a lasso
- Shutdown

Were you serious about the hair lasso?

Were you serious about the hair lasso?
- Crimsoninja

yeah but i misread it and its more like a pendulum
someone posted this in the comments

For this trick to work, you need to have a head full of long hair. How long? We suspect that hair which hangs down, at least, to the bottom of your chin is the minimum length required to do this effect.
Okay, then. To prepare, separate a single strand of hair from its neighbors, while keeping this lonesome hair attached to your head. The hair you choose should be from the very middle of the frong of your head o' hair (directly above your mouth). Now chew gum.
After a minute of serious mastication, remove the gum and encircle it around the tip of your chosen hair strand. Make sure the gum was is right at mouth level on the strand of hair. Congratulations, you now have a pendulum growing out of the front of your head.

How Vincent D'Onofrio still gets acting gigs.

How Vincent D'Onofrio still gets acting gigs.
- dt99999

he was part of the Vagtrocity that was Jurassic World

- Crimsoninja

what a cutie

The Dragon Boat Festival is a celebration where many eat rice dumplings (zongzi), drink realgar wine (xionghuangjiu), and race dragon boats. Other activities include hanging icons of Zhong Kui (a mythic guardian figure), hanging mugwort and calamus, taking long walks, writing spells and wearing perfumed medicine bags.

All of these activities and games such as making an egg stand at noon were regarded by the ancients as an effective way of preventing disease, evil, while promoting good health and well-being.

i still just can't wrap my mind around kicksave liking the orange oilers jersey. regardless of the fact that i think it is disgusting, it just doesn't seem to fit into his known uniform parameters of like

i still just can't wrap my mind around kicksave liking the orange oilers jersey. regardless of the fact that i think it is disgusting, it just doesn't seem to fit into his known uniform parameters of like
- Crimsoninja

have you ever stopped to think that maybe you just don't have as a firm a grasp on things as you think you do?

the jersey is great.

i still just can't wrap my mind around kicksave liking the orange oilers jersey. regardless of the fact that i think it is disgusting, it just doesn't seem to fit into his known uniform parameters of like
- Crimsoninja

i also like it

have you ever stopped to think that maybe you just don't have as a firm a grasp on things as you think you do?
- chriscornell

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGYQh0eZkRo

i know dan will ._. it but i think about this sequence often in real life conversations

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGYQh0eZkRo

i know dan will ._. it but i think about this sequence often in real life conversations
- Crimsoninja

kramer was the best.

the blacks hate him, but you know, whatever.

the vehicle is moving

the vehicle is moving
- Crimsoninja

(frank) this place, time for us all to abandon ship or buy the site from this comb over morphing geek

(frank) this place, time for us all to abandon ship or buy the site from this comb over morphing geek
- watsonnostaw

Join us
But after we finish fixing bugs