I know right? What happened???

I know right? What happened???
- Not_Yan

Why did you do that to that poor man?

Why did you do that to that poor man?
- BINGO!

bingo, don't you see? he is that poor man

bingo, don't you see? he is that poor man
- Shutdown

In my defense it's pretty hard to tell sometimes.

i was in a convenience store on lunch and a woman walked up to me and pointed out two lumberjack looking guys and in the thickest polish accent on human record said to me "you can tell those guys aren't from jersey"

i was in a convenience store on lunch and a woman walked up to me and pointed out two lumberjack looking guys and in the thickest polish accent on human record said to me "you can tell those guys aren't from jersey"
- kicksave856

could you tell or did you have to rely on her to tell you?

could you tell or did you have to rely on her to tell you?
- razr

wut

wut
- kicksave856

we're done here

i was in a convenience store on lunch and a woman walked up to me and pointed out two lumberjack looking guys and in the thickest polish accent on human record said to me "you can tell those guys aren't from jersey"
- kicksave856

there arent hipsters in jersey?

there arent hipsters in jersey?
- daeth

would you trade our hipsters for guidos?

there arent hipsters in jersey?
- daeth

there are some. they're mostly in philly and north jersey.

down here we have weirdos but they're different kinds of weirdos.

would you trade our hipsters for guidos?
- razr

wow no

there are some. they're mostly in philly and north jersey.

down here we have weirdos but they're different kinds of weirdos.
- kicksave856

nice

wow no
- daeth

Last thing we need are a bunch of bronze midgets with greasy oil blowouts wearing tank tops and cross necklaces named crims running around

Last thing we need are a bunch of bronze midgets with greasy oil blowouts wearing tank tops and cross necklaces named crims running around
- razr

to be fair, crims doesn't look anything like that.

to be fair, crims doesn't look anything like that.
- kicksave856

better or worse?

better or worse?
- razr

Much better

Much better
- Nucker101

so dreamy

Much better
- Nucker101

let's not get carried away.

let's not get carried away.
- kicksave856

*breaks heart

Why Indian people think that poopting is like a math test

No, its not a pass if 50% of your excrement ends up in the urinal or toilet bowl & its not fantastic if only 90% does either

Why Indian people think that poopting is like a math test

No, its not a pass if 50% of your excrement ends up in the urinal or toilet bowl & its not fantastic if only 90% does either
- razr

Which indians are you on about here?

Which indians are you on about here?
- Jake_Taylor

lbh here. does it matter?