"Pilot"

The plot of the first episode, which aired March 4, 2001, involves a US government conspiracy to hijack an airliner, fly it into the World Trade Center and blame it on terrorists, thereby gaining support for a new profit-making war. Parallels of this scenario to the September 11 attacks are noteworthy, if not uncanny, since the episode was aired six months prior to 9/11.

http://en.wikipedia.org/w...8TV_series%29#.22Pilot.22

Guy thought he was alone in the office bathroom. Walked in, farted at a urinal and walked out.

Do people who are in brass bands at college sporting events actually think they're pretty sweet?

http://www.tsn.ca/VideoHu...how=413313§ion=Sports

http://www.torontosun.com...-car-during-fight-reports

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QJdBd0437U

- watsonnostaw

diane on the left?

Everytime I visit the in-laws their TV is on 'Zoom' mode format. can't read the names of people while watching the news. It doesnt seem to bother them which drives me nuts

Also they watch programs in standard definition even though they have HD

Guy thought he was alone in the office bathroom. Walked in, farted at a urinal and walked out.
- Shutdown

i assume you were pooping

Also they watch programs in standard definition even though they have HD
- the_cause2000

What is HD?

Everytime I visit the in-laws their TV is on 'Zoom' mode format. can't read the names of people while watching the news. It doesnt seem to bother them which drives me nuts
- the_cause2000

same with my folks.

also every single time I go there my dad asks me how to work his big screen in the basement.

same with my folks.

also every single time I go there my dad asks me how to work his big screen in the basement.
- dt99999

It's as if they only as just so you do it.

It's as if they only as just so you do it.
- A_Tree

few weeks ago they wanted to watch a film on DVD.


tried to explain over the phone, ended up driving over.

few weeks ago they wanted to watch a film on DVD.


tried to explain over the phone, ended up driving over.
- dt99999

My parents have one of those home theatre receivers - it's like trying to communicate complex algorithms to a kid.

few weeks ago they wanted to watch a film on DVD.


tried to explain over the phone, ended up driving over.
- dt99999

What DVD?

i assume you were pooping
- -davies-

Well yeah. I know of a secluded office bathroom that is very underused. Some days if you're lucky you'll find that the toilet is still freshly cleaned with the purple water from the janitors work the night before well into the afternoon.

Well yeah. I know of a secluded office bathroom that is very underused. Some days if you're lucky you'll find that the toilet is still freshly cleaned with the purple water from the janitors work the night before well into the afternoon.
- Shutdown

I also have one of these locations for emergency evacuations

I also have one of these locations for emergency evacuations
- Crimsoninja

we have one mens room toilet at work.

it is constantly covered in poop splatter.

covered.

lack of people in the mosh pit is disturbing
- watsonnostaw

Kids in the front row definitely on molly

Kids in the front row definitely on molly
- PhillySportsGuy

- watsonnostaw

legit just found out about her 3 mins ago

i am know on the bandwagon and hope she reps philly to the title while humiliating as many boys as possible

legit just found out about her 3 mins ago

i am know on the bandwagon and hope she reps philly to the title while humiliating as many boys as possible
- Crimsoninja

Danny Almonte's older sister

Glen Beck not knowing who Steve Bartman is or anything about that incident