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watsonnostaw
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: Dude has all the personality of a lump of concrete. Just a complete lizard.
Joined: 06.26.2006

Jul 14 @ 12:53 AM ET
If I ever told a girl that I loved her snag, I'd brace myself for a slap on my face... But being a stripper, I'd have thought she'd be appreciative. I guess she knew what snag was and didn't flash you her crotch.
- ForeverFlyer16



i was admonished for once asking for a wide lens snap shot
Crimsoninja
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Dude, I am so sorry about whatever made you like this. Take it easy.
Joined: 07.06.2007

Jul 14 @ 12:53 AM ET
If I ever told a girl that I loved her snag, I'd brace myself for a slap on my face... But being a stripper, I'd have thought she'd be appreciative. I guess she knew what snag was and didn't flash you her crotch.
- ForeverFlyer16

i dont think i termed it as "snag". tried to be a bit more delicate
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005

Jul 14 @ 12:54 AM ET
never new these girls were so insecure
- Crimsoninja

their daddies made them that way.
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005

Jul 14 @ 12:54 AM ET
i dont think i termed it as "snag". tried to be a bit more delicate
- Crimsoninja

i love your (frank)ed up tooth. here's 20 dollars.
ForeverFlyer16
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Lou Nolan for Flyers Hall of Fame , NJ
Joined: 11.03.2006

Jul 14 @ 12:55 AM ET
no that's jewel.


this is bobette.


- kicksave856



OMG... How did he reel her in?... Millionaire or no Millionaire.

Seriously, Bob should be nailing the women who he meets at Walmart.
Gramps28
Chicago Blackhawks
Location: Double poop your best players everyone!, IL
Joined: 07.09.2014

Jul 14 @ 12:55 AM ET
never new these girls were so insecure
- Crimsoninja

They're a (frank)ing mess.
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005

Jul 14 @ 12:56 AM ET
OMG... How did he reel her in?... Millionaire or no Millionaire.

Seriously, Bob should be nailing the women who he meets at Walmart.

- ForeverFlyer16

she's a beaut.
watsonnostaw
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: Dude has all the personality of a lump of concrete. Just a complete lizard.
Joined: 06.26.2006

Jul 14 @ 12:56 AM ET
OMG... How did he reel her in?... Millionaire or no Millionaire.

Seriously, Bob should be nailing the women who he meets at Walmart.

- ForeverFlyer16



passport out of russia, ever see the top shelf russian strippers imported in by the gorilla monsoons of the usa
ForeverFlyer16
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Lou Nolan for Flyers Hall of Fame , NJ
Joined: 11.03.2006

Jul 14 @ 12:57 AM ET
i was admonished for once asking for a wide lens snap shot
- watsonnostaw



kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005

Jul 14 @ 12:57 AM ET
They're a (frank)ing mess.
- Gramps28

been to one strip club in my life.

quickly fell in love with a little asian girl named mercedes.
ForeverFlyer16
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Lou Nolan for Flyers Hall of Fame , NJ
Joined: 11.03.2006

Jul 14 @ 12:58 AM ET
she's a beaut.
- kicksave856



And he's not.
Crimsoninja
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Dude, I am so sorry about whatever made you like this. Take it easy.
Joined: 07.06.2007

Jul 14 @ 12:59 AM ET
passport out of russia, ever see the top shelf russian strippers imported in by the gorilla monsoons of the usa
- watsonnostaw

eastern euro accents are an instant turnoff, IMHO
ForeverFlyer16
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Lou Nolan for Flyers Hall of Fame , NJ
Joined: 11.03.2006

Jul 14 @ 1:00 AM ET
passport out of russia, ever see the top shelf russian strippers imported in by the gorilla monsoons of the usa
- watsonnostaw



Ahhhhh... Getting clearer now... She wasn't a local lass then... Green Card Ceremony?
ForeverFlyer16
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Lou Nolan for Flyers Hall of Fame , NJ
Joined: 11.03.2006

Jul 14 @ 1:01 AM ET
they should be so lucky to get that kind of compliment
- Crimsoninja



Or that high a bill from you, huh?
watsonnostaw
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: Dude has all the personality of a lump of concrete. Just a complete lizard.
Joined: 06.26.2006

Jul 14 @ 1:02 AM ET
Or that high a bill from you, huh?
- ForeverFlyer16

i pray this is a short joke
ForeverFlyer16
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Lou Nolan for Flyers Hall of Fame , NJ
Joined: 11.03.2006

Jul 14 @ 1:08 AM ET
i pray this is a short joke
- watsonnostaw



I'll make it a double entendre just for you, Watson.
watsonnostaw
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: Dude has all the personality of a lump of concrete. Just a complete lizard.
Joined: 06.26.2006

Jul 14 @ 1:09 AM ET
I'll make it a double entendre just for you, Watson.
- ForeverFlyer16

ty
ForeverFlyer16
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Lou Nolan for Flyers Hall of Fame , NJ
Joined: 11.03.2006

Jul 14 @ 1:20 AM ET
ty
- watsonnostaw



NP
Crimsoninja
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Dude, I am so sorry about whatever made you like this. Take it easy.
Joined: 07.06.2007

Jul 14 @ 1:33 AM ET
NP
- ForeverFlyer16

*livid*
Gramps28
Chicago Blackhawks
Location: Double poop your best players everyone!, IL
Joined: 07.09.2014

Jul 14 @ 1:34 AM ET
been to one strip club in my life.

quickly fell in love with a little asian girl named mercedes.

- kicksave856

Worked as a bouncer in a grind joint. It was like looking behind the curtain in OZ.
Crimsoninja
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Dude, I am so sorry about whatever made you like this. Take it easy.
Joined: 07.06.2007

Jul 14 @ 1:42 AM ET
been to one strip club in my life.

quickly fell in love with a little asian girl named mercedes.

- kicksave856

missed this


are you aware of Sasha's real first name????
Crimsoninja
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Dude, I am so sorry about whatever made you like this. Take it easy.
Joined: 07.06.2007

Jul 14 @ 1:42 AM ET
Worked as a bouncer in a grind joint. It was like looking behind the curtain in OZ.
- Gramps28

D0PPELGANGER
Ottawa Senators
Location: Ottawa, ON
Joined: 05.06.2015

Jul 14 @ 6:32 AM ET
the_cause2000
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Not quite my tempo
Joined: 02.26.2007

Jul 14 @ 8:58 AM ET
No they weren't.

Battle of Britain was fought and won with no help from the USA, except for a few individual volunteer pilots, as was pointed out earlier.

Also lend lease did not start until March 1941, as pointed out earlier, and the USA entered WWII on December 11, 1941.....a full year and a couple of months after the conclusion of the Battle of Britain, which began 75 years ago last Friday.

FDR did not want not get involved in a war in Europe, but had no choice once the Bombing of Pearl Harbour happened.

- D0PPELGANGER

incorrect
Shutdown
Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008

Jul 14 @ 9:38 AM ET
once when i was really drunk i told stripper that i loved her snag and she got all self conscious and sad

i tried to explain i was being genuine but i was a mess and probably couldnt explain it properly

- Crimsoninja

It takes a special kind of social retardation to ruin a strippers self image
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