I can't believe the west just lets the sunset, total clown show
- BulliesPhan87

I agree with this. I love hearing about heists
- PhillySportsGuy

My wife's mom's hot friend's son (I've met him, he does exist) got busted for driving the getaway car. Got 3 years.

what game? GTA5 had some cool heist parts.
- Crimsoninja

Payday 2. The XBox/PS3 version is kind of botched though, fair warning.

I heard the GTA heists were p cool. The new Battlefield is going to be a cops vs. robbers affair, I hear.

That's my typical method. It usually ends up resembling the movie Heat.
- BulliesPhan87

I was thinking more along the lines of Burn Notice.

that's pretty vague...

hmmmmm.......
- hammarby31

He's Mr. Black

what game? GTA5 had some cool heist parts.
- Crimsoninja

I really liked GTA3, but hated Vice City (GTA3 with Hawaiian shirts and Cubans).. Haven't played one since.

My wife's mom's hot friend's son (I've met him, he does exist) got busted for driving the getaway car. Got 3 years.
- jmatchett383

My wife's mom's hot friend's son (I've met him, he does exist) got busted for driving the getaway car. Got 3 years.
- jmatchett383

That's it?

He's Mr. Black
- PhillySportsGuy

Hi Kids! Welcome to Kamp Krusty! Hoo huh hoo heh ha heh! I'll see you in a few weeks! Until then, I turn things over to my bestest buddy in the whole wide world, . I want you to treat with the same respect you would give me. Now here's .

That's it?
- PhillySportsGuy

Well, got 3 years, had his mom smuggle in some pills for protection, got his mom's apartment raided by a SWAT team at 3 AM and she got 9 months. But yeah.

That's it?
- PhillySportsGuy

Almost makes it sound worth the risk..

that's pretty vague...

hmmmmm.......
- hammarby31

If we could get security insider MJL on our crew, the four of us might have a pretty decent business venture on our hands

Well, got 3 years, had his mom smuggle in some pills for protection, got his mom's apartment raided by a SWAT team at 3 AM and she got 9 months. But yeah.
- jmatchett383

this guy getting some pills got his mom's place raided by swat? jfc, don't they have anything better to do. don't they all pretty much get poop smuggled inside?

Hi Kids! Welcome to Kamp Krusty! Hoo huh hoo heh ha heh! I'll see you in a few weeks! Until then, I turn things over to my bestest buddy in the whole wide world, . I want you to treat with the same respect you would give me. Now here's .
- jmatchett383

Gentlemen, to evil.

this guy getting some pills got his mom's place raided by swat? jfc, don't they have anything better to do. don't they all pretty much get poop smuggled inside?
- hammarby31

Well, okay, I need to elaborate.

He was in a cell with this dude who was offering protection for pills. Somehow or other, she started seeing this guy, so she started to smuggle in pills for him (I'm guessing where she hid the stuff, and they are magnificent). And yeah, after a few months, her door got kicked in by a SWAT team at 3 AM and they hauled her (hot) ass off and she got locked up.

It's a shame, because she was always very nice, really hot, she was just a little ditzy. It really just ruined her life, because none of her friends trust her so they don't want to be seen with her.

Did I mention she was ridiculously hot?

Gentlemen, to evil.
- mcefalu

you rang

Well, okay, I need to elaborate.

..yadda yadda yadda...

Did I mention she was ridiculously hot?
- jmatchett383

source?

Well, okay, I need to elaborate.

He was in a cell with this dude who was offering protection for pills. Somehow or other, she started seeing this guy, so she started to smuggle in pills for him (I'm guessing where she hid the stuff, and they are magnificent). And yeah, after a few months, her door got kicked in by a SWAT team at 3 AM and they hauled her (hot) ass off and she got locked up.

It's a shame, because she was always very nice, really hot, she was just a little ditzy. It really just ruined her life, because none of her friends trust her so they don't want to be seen with her.

Did I mention she was ridiculously hot?
- jmatchett383

yes, you did. i would like to see a photo of the ridiculousness.

btw, her friends kiiiiiiiiiind of have a reason for not trusting her.

Who will win a championship first: The Flyers or the Browns?
- jmatchett383

The Cubs

Well, okay, I need to elaborate.

He was in a cell with this dude who was offering protection for pills. Somehow or other, she started seeing this guy, so she started to smuggle in pills for him (I'm guessing where she hid the stuff, and they are magnificent). And yeah, after a few months, her door got kicked in by a SWAT team at 3 AM and they hauled her (hot) ass off and she got locked up.

It's a shame, because she was always very nice, really hot, she was just a little ditzy. It really just ruined her life, because none of her friends trust her so they don't want to be seen with her.

Did I mention she was ridiculously hot?
- jmatchett383

Pictures or it didn't happen.

I deal with crime on a daily basis and the amount that get away is shocking to me. The problem is they keep trying to press their luck and do more jobs.
- Crimsoninja

You're Batman?

Pictures or it didn't happen.
- WarriorHockey21

At least provide a famous analog.

You're Batman?
- mayorofangrytown

Well, got 3 years, had his mom smuggle in some pills for protection, got his mom's apartment raided by a SWAT team at 3 AM and she got 9 months. But yeah.
- jmatchett383

I think your wife needs some new friends

Scotty Bowman
Edit: Mike Babcock
- jmatchett383

Babcock played the corpse of Dan Cleary ahead of actual good young players.