No, this just another spam thread.
- Monkey

This ain't spam my friend, it's quality hockeybuzz entertainment

This ain't spam my friend, it's quality hockeybuzz entertainment
- Eggshmeg

u started it now update the story!

u started it now update the story!
- nightmare3020

Yeah, Egg....

UP-DATE

UP-DATE

UP-DATE

UP-DATE

UP-DATE

UP-DATE

UP-DATE

Yeah, Egg....

UP-DATE

UP-DATE

UP-DATE

UP-DATE

UP-DATE

UP-DATE

UP-DATE
- ForeverFlyer16

I hereby hand over my updating duties to ForeverFlyer16. I hope you enjoy this job as much as I did. Have fun

I hereby hand over my updating duties to ForeverFlyer16. I hope you enjoy this job as much as I did. Have fun
- Eggshmeg

If nominated, I won't run... If elected, I won't serve.

If nominated, I won't run... If elected, I won't serve.
- ForeverFlyer16

Well, then consider yourself appointed

If I had any kind of power, you'd be out of here so fast! Unfortunately, I don't
- Eggshmeg

Well, then consider yourself appointed
- Eggshmeg

Egg, if you don't have the power oust Prax, what gives you the idea that you can appoint me?

Egg, if you don't have the power oust Prax, what gives you the idea that you can appoint me?
- ForeverFlyer16

On that issue I was talking about banning, I have control over my own thread goings-on! Now get to work slacker

On that issue I was talking about banning, I have control over my own thread! Now get to work
- Eggshmeg

You're fast and loosey-goosey with the rules, my man

Okay, okay... I have mysterically changed my mind about the update of this stream of consuiousness novella; I believe that we don't need one.

Let everybody go back page by page and read it for themselves, if they want it so bad.

...In the meantime, I believe the thread is dying............

...In the meantime, I believe the thread is dying............
- ForeverFlyer16

NEVER!

i.e. his penis
- Prax

SEXY! screamed Prax

Egg, if you don't have the power oust Prax, what gives you the idea that you can appoint me?
- ForeverFlyer16

I'm above the law

I'm above the law
- Prax

I didn't know you were a cop Prax?

SEXY! screamed Prax
- nucks19

, Eggshmeg's my lost

, Eggshmeg's my lost
- ForeverFlyer16

friend Kerry Fraser

friend Kerry Fraser
- Can-Am

... induced bowel movements...

HEY

You're fast and loosey-goosey with the rules, my man

Okay, okay... I have mysterically changed my mind about the update of this stream of consuiousness novella; I believe that we don't need one.

Let everybody go back page by page and read it for themselves, if they want it so bad.

...In the meantime, I believe the thread is dying............
- ForeverFlyer16

If i get really board today. Who knows...

Nik Antropov walked... on hot coals... and didn't get another career goal because the leafs beat the habs to the golf-course He shot a (as in golfing, not a gun) 68 to beat his only friend , Jonus Hoglud who triple bogeyed the Hell out of the "supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" hole... in his usual furry purple socks which were knitted By Saku Koivu... who promptly did the Macarena while single-handedly leading the cows to Hooters. to meet his Very old grandmother who did not know how to sew a sweater under the extreme pressure of a extreamly large crowd of disgruntled teenagers with raging hormones who believe hockey was invented by Barney the friendly mugger. Sounds crazy, but it's true. Now, what would Bobby Clarke say to Saku when he went cheddar cheese shopping and saw Robert Esche with George Micheal I don’t swing that way said George Michael when he eyeballed Mitsou touching Sundin's big fluffy bunny poster A transgender policeperson... strip-searched Huet, because... because zeva was looking at male porn.... and the she..... catapulted into joy in anticipation of The giant snake feverishly pulsating her enormous mike babchuk When Mr. Eko felt around the back of zevas rear end while exclaiming "Wow!... If only Crosby... stopped his whining ... he might've lost his pink soother like prax did ." zeva quickly replied " i'll trade you for a bottle of bulk viagra... bought at Canadian... Tire. It was about a buck, because a hobo comes with it. suddenly an alien Looking like Rooty Abducted Sean Avery Always thinking fast, Sean started insulting Anna Nicole Smith Persian rug that stained with some Tim Horton's coffee. However, instead of fighting back, Anna... dropped dead in a movie she wan naked in As usual, but that stopped Avery because he couldn’t get it up without a helping stick on his way to 7-11 to buy a can of spam. Avery’s girlfriend, Elisha is a man the only man with a plan to vanquish aliens with Will Smith wearing a dress. Suddenly he took Elisha’s innocence away to distract the people of Dominican republic were Sammy Sosa was eyeing Eric Lindros’s syringe of steroids and idiot dad. Suddenly a referee snatched his pacifier which looked like a full sized version of himself, as he sucked ever so gently he hurt his oversized head on Barry Bonds elbow. Back on the ice he started to convulse violently when he realized he was traded to Phoenix for Wayne’s daughter Pauline and a bag of dog poop. Were out for lunch at the Ristorante de McDonald domie fry maker angry at Lindros for eating his 12” roast chicken on the bus heading towards Nunavik to meet up a very dirty native Czech Republic with ugly eyebrows like Tie Domi's and Miro Satan's curled chest hairs. Meanwhile, Santa Clause took Bigfoot and went Christmas shopping for throwback jerseys with Dave Nonis who purchased a flames vintage jersey for $2.99. He struck a match to light his 6 paper joint he got from Snoop Dog's car a Chevy Nova that smells like Sidney Crosby's jock the night after Brittney Spear's mother who likes to do the cha-cha wearing her strap-on While K-Fed dances on top of Harvey the Hound who has the biggest head and uses it to avoid Craig MacTavish While Gainey said Youppi is better! Mactavish agreed wholeheartedly. Ryan Smyth then started rubbing his huge friggin' nose while the Flames envyed his mullet and the Canucks laughed because they fail in comparison To the Habs in terms of greatness, amazingness, and the Flames wannabes resumed knitting their own hockey socks. Monkey and Nightmare3020 both spanked their both spanked there are in deep within themselves, butt* prax and habenoughyet fully appreciate the food bank donations by magic Johnson ville brats and filled with AZT Britney Spears' hair was made into sock garters for Mike Ricci's long femininely soft legs that he waxes. Meanwhile, back at the proctologist office eric lindros was injured once again by the aliens of planet conky who decided to Shave Brittany Spears's head, "midsection" and unleash george bush on Britney's tight, urine filled little jockstrap belonging to k-fed for his Crappy tv commercial where he is wrestling with a giraffe and a handicapped kid with wodden leg named Dwayne Roloson and then swiftly continued to pet his monkey in the shower before every game. The paparazzo was looking for some hockey pucks underneath the bed but instead found Prax and his girlfriend doing the dirty chicken dance then Bengay returned, holding eklund's hand Bengay asked him if Bengay could continue to talk in the third person. Olny gay dancing Albanian midgets befriended Bengay when they pulled out thier fudge packing candy samples from The swiss alps also known as Martin Gerber's manboobs. Which made Pamela get out her Frederick's of Hollywood, Mississippi, classless undergarments that smelled like the molson centre. The Phone Booth (Bell Centre) Then, Souray said want out of these trousers Monkey quickly complied more anal lube no movement clause after eating chili at taco bell Prax's bowels started exploding on leaf fans faces and a riot erupted Then, Gary Bettman crapped his pants Then caps lost Zubrus to the Stanley Cup Champion 2009 Philadelphia Flyers. But woke up in 15th place all time greatest Stanley cup champions. The Montreal Canadiens ranked last place in special olympice because they suck CRUSTY DONKEYS ASSES purple monkey dishwasher. bob gaineys occupation great, composed GM DID NOT DELIVER pizzas on time to the doorstep of a Had hater wearing bunny slippers, a pink hat and nothing else! This excited eastonhockey and made him (me) with interspecies erotica on Playboy TV featuring Jenna Jameson……… END OF 1st STORY.

That ended on page 17 someone else can do the 2nd story...

Nik Antropov walked... END OF 1st STORY.
- Quizabuck

Almost seems coherent... to a lunatic.

HEY

Almost seems coherent... to a lunatic.

HEY
- habenoughyet

If you can get past 10+ lines I give you props

i read the whole thing now thats.. interesting.
i have a headache

Picked up from where you left off... But, I could only go to the end of page 24... Before I start to hallucinate...

"Fuzzy bunnies hopped to the acc where some losers ,the leafs, played Three blind mice and still lost to the devils who also lost to the canucks as Christie Chorley proved once again the usefulness of purple monkey dishwasher known as Sundin ,the big huge oily swedish man who eats pubes with Darcy Tucker and his ugly rainbow wedding dress with fuzzy bunnies and purple unicorns as Kerry Fraser was waltsing gingerly In Magic Kingdom dressed as tinkerbell. Meanwhile, Toronto rallied for the Jays because they rock in the preseason but always fail To beat the Vancouver Canucks in a race to ALWAYS USING CAPSLOCK! Mother goose spent Her days joyfully watching Toronto lose their losing ways of sucking dildos just like the jerk Wince Carter and his buddy. eklund is a not going there. Meanwhile, Shaq was eating sundin's dinner as Dwayne Wade was hurt again pulling his groin while doing the chacha like a Pink chihuahua saying who is "Eklund" who is God me obviously! Huet yelled. Screw Flanders and the Flanders's's said John Milton is alive and this thread went where we can Throw garbage out or at koivu How 'bout Brodeur? and his enormous divorce alimony settlement which made the thing. Then when purple monkey dishwasher bought himself maxi-pads for the trip to aunt Hortence who lived in Saku Koivu's Basement with kovalev, souray, He shouted out whoooooaaa there Shelly! Gary Bettman then Prompted Hortence to swing his stick at mats sundin only to find that he is really Tony Twist! Dumbfounded, Bettman shat "It's a twister!!" "It's a twister!!" "and I'm scared..." i need shaq to body slam rehabbing Britney Spears whos favourite team a double team mushroom slapping by a certain individual named chris chelios who turned 58 500 years ago and still thinks he's sexy. Granted, He's better than Gino Odjick, but still is 58 or less I.Q. Suddenly, Lindy Ruff lost his puppy and that's industry night at cowboys cowgirls, indians, and very small midgets dance party-a-thon kippers gay club called backdoor sluts 9 AT 1234 OVERRATED STREET right next to jmoney's house, where transvestites run free Of charge. Now he's all but convicted on charges stemming from his RAPING OF WIFE by Patrick Roy and his partner brian boytano and Mr. Dressup, unfortunately Dressup branded Jmoney in pink pajamas and a trident while filming with whith a stupid look on his pet Midget's face. Meanwhile, Kovalev's vertigo sung by u2 played since Montreal..."

HEY

Picked up from where you left off... But, I could only go to the end of page 24... Before I start to hallucinate...
HEY
- habenoughyet

Try doing 17 Pages.

This is the only part that actually makes some sense

"Suddenly a referee snatched his pacifier which looked like a full sized version of himself, as he sucked ever so gently he hurt his oversized head on Barry Bonds elbow. Back on the ice he started to convulse violently when he realized he was traded to Phoenix for Wayne’s daughter Pauline and a bag of dog poop"