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theboozicane
Ottawa Senators
Location: Not a Season Ticket Holder
Joined: 09.01.2006
Feb 8 @ 2:39 PM ET
about a buck,
- dilbert719


becasue a hobo
SpongeJamie NoPants
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Canada, ON
Joined: 06.27.2006
Feb 8 @ 3:59 PM ET
becasue a hobo
- theboozicane


comes with it.



Oooooh...a double entendre, or whatever it's called.
nightmare3020
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Windsor Area, ON
Joined: 08.23.2006
Feb 9 @ 9:56 AM ET
comes with it.



Oooooh...a double entendre, or whatever it's called.
- SpongeJamie NoPants

suddenly an alien
zeva
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: toronto, ON
Joined: 01.09.2007
Feb 9 @ 10:03 AM ET
suddenly an alien
- nightmare3020



Looking like Rooty...........
Monkey
Montreal Canadiens
Location: I've made a Hughes mistake!
Joined: 09.04.2006
Feb 9 @ 10:07 AM ET
Looking like Rooty...........
- zeva


Abducted Sean Avery
ForeverFlyer16
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Lou Nolan for Flyers Hall of Fame , NJ
Joined: 11.03.2006
Feb 9 @ 10:12 AM ET
Abducted Sean Avery
- Monkey


Always thinking fast,
habenoughyet
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Vaudreuil, QC
Joined: 06.26.2006
Feb 9 @ 10:16 AM ET
Always thinking fast,
- ForeverFlyer16

... Sean started insulting...

HEY
druryisclutch
Buffalo Sabres
Location: Buffalo, NY
Joined: 09.21.2006
Feb 9 @ 11:07 AM ET
... Sean started insulting...

HEY
- habenoughyet

....Anna Nicole Smith.....
Prax
Montreal Canadiens
Location: The Checking Line, the place t, QC
Joined: 07.10.2006
Feb 9 @ 11:18 AM ET
and her fake...
- Whipper


Persian rug that
Bergy37
Boston Bruins
Location: Revere, MA
Joined: 08.10.2006
Feb 9 @ 11:28 AM ET
Persian rug that
- Prax


stained with some...
Bud
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Even with a lisp, I'd still so
Joined: 09.21.2005
Feb 9 @ 12:43 PM ET
stained with some...
- Bergy37


Tim Horton's coffee.
fifalasvegas
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Calgary, AB
Joined: 10.12.2006
Feb 9 @ 12:54 PM ET
Tim Horton's coffee.
- Bud


However, instead of
eastonhockey
Buffalo Sabres
Joined: 06.29.2006
Feb 9 @ 1:04 PM ET
However, instead of
- fifalasvegas


fighting back, Anna...
isles guy
New York Islanders
Location: United States, NY
Joined: 12.18.2006
Feb 9 @ 3:31 PM ET
fighting back, Anna...
- eastonhockey


dropped dead in

sorry i know that was mean
Prax
Montreal Canadiens
Location: The Checking Line, the place t, QC
Joined: 07.10.2006
Feb 9 @ 10:30 PM ET
dropped dead in

sorry i know that was mean
- isles guy


It's ok, we all thought about it.
ForeverFlyer16
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Lou Nolan for Flyers Hall of Fame , NJ
Joined: 11.03.2006
Feb 9 @ 11:20 PM ET
It's ok, we all thought about it.
- Prax


I think we've hit a wall... Who the hell wants to go next?

I can't play untill Midnight takes us into Saturday -- 40 minutes or so -- I sure hope somebody else gets us out of this before then.
Prax
Montreal Canadiens
Location: The Checking Line, the place t, QC
Joined: 07.10.2006
Feb 9 @ 11:22 PM ET
I think we've hit a wall... Who the hell wants to go next?

I can't play untill Midnight takes us into Saturday -- 40 minutes or so -- I sure hope somebody else gets us out of this before then.

- ForeverFlyer16


No way this gets better
Eggshmeg
New Jersey Devils
Location: Hamilton, ON
Joined: 07.26.2006
Feb 9 @ 11:26 PM ET
dropped dead in
- isles guy


a movie she
Prax
Montreal Canadiens
Location: The Checking Line, the place t, QC
Joined: 07.10.2006
Feb 10 @ 12:00 AM ET
a movie she
- Eggshmeg


was naked in

YES!
Prax
Montreal Canadiens
Location: The Checking Line, the place t, QC
Joined: 07.10.2006
Feb 10 @ 12:01 AM ET
was naked in

YES!
- Prax


CRAP how am I going to survive 24 hours knowing I can't post in here
ForeverFlyer16
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Lou Nolan for Flyers Hall of Fame , NJ
Joined: 11.03.2006
Feb 10 @ 12:02 AM ET
was naked in

YES!
- Prax


As usual, but
Eggshmeg
New Jersey Devils
Location: Hamilton, ON
Joined: 07.26.2006
Feb 10 @ 12:07 AM ET
CRAP how am I going to survive 24 hours knowing I can't post in here
- Prax


by reading this monstrosity...

Nik Antropov walked on hot coals and didn't get another career goal because the leafs beat the habs to the golf-course. He shot a 68 to beat his only friend Jonus Hoglund who triple bogeyed the hell out of the "supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" hole in his usual furry purple socks which were knitted by Saku Koivu who promptly did the macarena while singlehandedly leading the cows to Hooters to meet his very old grandmother who did not know how to sew a sweater under the extreme pressure of an extremely large crowd of disgruntled teenagers with raging hormones who believe hockey was invented by Barney the friendly mugger. Sounds crazy, but it's true. Now, what would Bobby Clarke say to Saku when he went cheddar cheese shopping and saw Robert Esche with George Micheal. I dont swing that way said George Michael when he eyeballed Mitsou touching Sundin's big fluffy bunny poster. A transgendered policeperson strip-searched Huet, because zeva was looking at male porn and the she catapulted into joy in anticipation of The giant snake feverishly pulsating her enormous mike babchuk. When Mr. Eko felt around the the back of zevas rear end while exclaiming "Wow"! If only Crosby stopped his whining he might've lost his pink soother like prax did zeva quickly replied. So Prax said, i'll trade you for a bottle of bulk viagra bought at Canadian Tire. It was about a buck, becasue a hobo comes with it. Suddenly an alien looking like Rooty abducted Sean Avery. Always thinking fast Sean started insulting Anna Nicole Smith and her fake persian rug that's stained with some Tim Hortons coffee. However, instead of fighting back, Anna dropped dead in a movie she was naked in as usual, but...
Eggshmeg
New Jersey Devils
Location: Hamilton, ON
Joined: 07.26.2006
Feb 10 @ 12:11 AM ET
that stopped Avery...
jeffy
Vancouver Canucks
Location: BC
Joined: 09.17.2005
Feb 10 @ 1:32 AM ET
because he couldnt...
TheIzzo
New York Islanders
Joined: 10.28.2006
Feb 10 @ 2:07 AM ET
because he couldnt...
- jeffy

get it up...
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