Yea, the numbers from the Devils pre-trapezoid would be interesting to see if they exist. For whatever reason my work blocks behindthenet as a "gambling" site :/
- eayost

Well, are you putting up any money on what you think the numbers would look like?

sex toy?
- BiggE

"Savvy"

Not too well. We're 1-7, looks like we need to blow it up.
- jmatchett383

I'm savvy enough to use this mofo


- Giroux_Is_God

as a lefty, these devices are frustrating

as a lefty, these devices are frustrating
- BulliesPhan87

Pen and paper is too, isn't it?

Righty master race reporting in

as a lefty, these devices are frustrating
- BulliesPhan87

You, sir, need to shop at The Leftorium.

as a lefty, these devices are frustrating
- BulliesPhan87

They're frustrating for righties, too... pull tabs on cans ftw.

Pen and paper is too, isn't it?

Righty master race reporting in
- Giroux_Is_God

your days are numbered, filthy northpaw scum

as a lefty, these devices are frustrating
- BulliesPhan87

The struggle is real.

They're frustrating for righties, too... pull tabs on cans ftw.
- Tomahawk

This.

Why all cans don't have pull tabs is beyond me

Pen and paper is too, isn't it?

Righty master race reporting in
- Giroux_Is_God

The trapezoid is a dumb idea period. I hate rules that punish skill. If a goalie can handle the puck, let him do it anywhere he wants.
- Jsaquella

I'm really a huge fan of only letting centers touch the puck inside the center ice circle. This rule would definitely open up traffic through center ice and increase scoring chances.

I've been pushing this rule for almost ten seasons now and I just can't understand with the NHL so interested in increased scoring this idea hasn't garnered any favourable notice.

your days are numbered, filthy northpaw scum
- BulliesPhan87

All our days are numbered, sir.

You know who's days are really numbered?

The girls who "just can't even right now" that are going to be watching ALL THE SEASON PREMIERS OMG ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK IS ON TONIGHT AND OMG WTF ARE YOU DOING TO ME PRETTY LITTLE LIARS while huddled in a dim room in a blanket and hoodie sipping on their 3rd Pumpkin Spiced Latte of the day, the first 2 of which a picture was taken of using a poopty filter and posted to instagram and facebook.

If fall didn't mark the start of hockey season, I'd kill myself every fall.

- Streit2ThePoint

This looks like something that was on Shark Tank

I'm really a huge fan of only letting centers touch the puck inside the center ice circle. This rule would definitely open up traffic through center ice and increase scoring chances.

I've been pushing this rule for almost ten seasons now and I just can't understand with the NHL so interested in increased scoring this idea hasn't garnered any favourable notice.

- mayorofangrytown

I was really confused, and then I got it, and I'm not really confused anymore.

Play GM. Out of Morris and McBain which would you invite to a tryout? Out of Loktionov, Leino, Penner and/or Malone which would you invite?

Edit: throw Tallinder in there too for your potential tryout invites

- Streit2ThePoint

i wish i could upload a picture from my phone.. a patient of mine just brought me left handed gel pens (literally 2 minutes ago) lol

Play GM. Out of Morris and McBain which would you invite to a tryout? Out of Loktionov, Leino, Penner and/or Malone which would you invite?
- coffee junkie

McBain, yes. Loktionov, yes. The rest, no.

I'm really a huge fan of only letting centers touch the puck inside the center ice circle. This rule would definitely open up traffic through center ice and increase scoring chances.

I've been pushing this rule for almost ten seasons now and I just can't understand with the NHL so interested in increased scoring this idea hasn't garnered any favourable notice.

- mayorofangrytown

Bunch of facists

I'm really a huge fan of only letting centers touch the puck inside the center ice circle. This rule would definitely open up traffic through center ice and increase scoring chances.

I've been pushing this rule for almost ten seasons now and I just can't understand with the NHL so interested in increased scoring this idea hasn't garnered any favourable notice.

- mayorofangrytown

This pretty much sums up how I think real hockey should be played

McBain, yes. Loktionov, yes. The rest, no.
- Tomahawk

No Leino Love



Not surprising, how about Tallinder? 6'4 and 35yrs old

McBain, yes. Loktionov, yes. The rest, no.
- Tomahawk

Same. I wonder if Leino would accept an AHL-only deal a la VdV.

Why the (frank) are we using a bottle opener to open a can
- Giroux_Is_God

oh my

I'm savvy enough to use this mofo


- Giroux_Is_God

...how about Tallinder? 6'4 and 35yrs old
- coffee junkie

Think he's in Simon Gagne territory... injuries really killed his career.