How's the Fro?
- Iggysbff

You'd get the heeby jeebies just looking at it.

more or less the same
- drexel

Islanders finish in bottom 5, but land the #1 pick.......which they then graciously hand over to Buffalo to draft McD.

Oh, and Buffalo makes the playoffs!!
- nikel

You'd get the heeby jeebies just looking at it.
- glove_was_stuck

Better than Jr. Katz?

Better than Jr. Katz?
- Iggysbff

Of course not. That guys is the hebrew hammer!

MacKinnon will have a sophmore slump- the league now knows his game...
- saskoil21

no remember its only Oiler lottery picks that are rushed, have slumps, and are busts.

Of course not. That guys is the hebrew hammer!
- glove_was_stuck

googles hebrew hammer, and is amazed

Of course not. That guys is the hebrew hammer!
- glove_was_stuck

Oh I see you've added anti-Semite to your resume as well.

Oh I see you've added anti-Semite to your resume as well.
- eichiefs9

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Twenty Wacky Predictions for the 2014-2015...

1. No team in the Central Division will reach 100 points.

2. Only three Central Teams will make the playoffs with The Avalanche, Jets, Preds, and Blues all out at the end of the season.

3. The Los Angeles Kings will battle the Pens and Habs for the President’s trophy.

4. Michel Therrien will win the Jack Adams Trophy as Coach of the Year.

5. The Flames will edge out the Panthers in the race for McDavid.

6. The Maple Leafs will miss the playoffs again after a close battle with Boston for the final spot.

7. Brad Richards will put up 90 points in Chicago as the Hawks second line Center. However the Hawks will be eliminated after round 1 of the playoffs.

8. Martin Brodeur will land back in NJ when their goalie goes down to injury. His first game will come against either Philly or NY.

9. The Blue Jackets will come flying out of the gates but miss the playoffs and be an absolute disaster. Only three teams will make the playoffs in the Metro Division as well, with the Penguins winning the division…but also be a playoff dud.

10. The Islanders, Penguins, Rangers and Flyers will end up within 5 points of each other and battle for 3 playoff spots.

11. Steven Stamkos will re-injure his leg with Jonathan Drouin leading all scorers in the AHL by 20+ points.

12. The Minnesota Wild will miss the playoffs. No doubt.

13. Edmonton and Calgary will be in tight battle until the end, but only one will have a shot at last overall.

14. The Capitals will take one huge step forward. This season could see them go all the way, but at great cost for years to come. A much less stable force.

15. Nashville is the longest odds to win the Stanley Cup. 75-1. If you are a betting person, remember they finished 3 points out of the playoffs last year WITHOUT Pekka Rinne and they have Shea Weber, Seth Jones, added more offense and Peter Laviolette has a great track record of making sudden and dramatic impacts. And we all know what the odds are when the odds are 75-1, right?

16. Kesler will have a mediocre season in Anaheim.

17. Nathan MacKinnon will be in 6th in NHL scoring this year and battle Evgeni Malkin next year.

18.The Panthers will move Jussi Jokinen for a second round pick at the deadline.

19. Claude Giroux will finish second in team scoring behind Jakob Voracek and will not be at the All-Star game in Columbus.

20. Kimmo Timonen will not play this year...Philly will miss the playoffs.

googles hebrew hammer, and is amazed
- DDM-Coga

That movie was incredibad

Eklund: Out on Ledge...20 Whacky Predictions for the 2014-15 Season. Podcast 1pm
- Eklund

This has been your best line.....

Enjoy. Here goes nothing...




So spot on....

That movie was incredibad
- glove_was_stuck

Is that the sequel to Superbad?

Twenty Wacky Predictions for the 2014-2015...

1. No team in the Central Division will reach 100 points.

2. Only three Central Teams will make the playoffs with The Avalanche, Jets, Preds, and Blues all out at the end of the season.

3. The Los Angeles King will battle the Pens and Habs for the President’s trophy.

4. Michel Therrien will win thw Jack Adams Trophy as Coach of the Year.

5. The Flames will edge out the Panthers in the race for McDavid.

6. The Maple Leafs will miss the playoffs again after a close battle with Boston for the final spot.

7. Brad Richards will put up 90 points in Chicago as the Hawks second line Center. However the Hawks will be eliminated after round 1 of the playoffs.

8. Martin Brodeur will land back in NJ when their goalie goes down to injury. His first game will come against either Philly or NY.

9. The Blue Jackets will come flying out of the gates but miss the playoffs and be an absolute disaster. Only three teams will make the playoffs in the Metro Division as well, with the Penguins winning the division…but also be a playoff dud.

10. The Islanders, Penguins, Rangers and Flyers will end up within 5 points of each other and battle for 3 playoff spots.

11. Steven Stamkos will re-injure his leg with Jonathan Drouin leading all scorers in the AHL by 20+ points.

12. The Minnesota Wild will miss the playoffs. No doubt.

13. Edmonton and Calgary will be in tight battle until the end, but only one will have a shot at last overall.

14. The Capitals will take one huge step forward. This season could see them go all the way, but at great cost for years to come. A much less stable force.

15. Nashville is the longest odds to win the Stanley Cup. 75-1. If you are a betting person, remember they finished 3 points out of the playoffs last year WITHOUT Pekka Rinne and they have Shea Weber, Seth Jones, added more offense and Peter Laviolette has a great track record of making sudden and dramatic impacts. And we all know what the odds are when the odds are 75-1, right?

16. Kesler will have a mediocre season in Anaheim.

17. Nathan MacKinnon will be in 6th in NHL scoring this year and battle Evgeni Malkin next year.

18.The Panthers will move Jussi Jokinen for a second round pick at the deadline.

19. Claude Giroux will finish second in team scoring behind Jakob Voracek and will not be at the All-Star game in Columbus.

20. Kimmo Timonen will not play this year...Philly will miss the playoffs.


- fernie

It is good
- currphij

Puff Puff Give

That movie was incredibad
- glove_was_stuck

im upset I am just finding out about this now

im upset I am just finding out about this now
- DDM-Coga

Apparently they're trying to raise money for a sequel in which the Hebrew Hammer takes on Hitler. Can't make this poop up.


http://jewcer.com/project...e-hebrew-hammer-vs-hitler

Is that the sequel to Superbad?
- eichiefs9

Sequels are never as good as the original.

Apparently they're trying to raise money for a sequel in which the Hebrew Hammer takes on Hitler. Can't make this poop up.


http://jewcer.com/project...e-hebrew-hammer-vs-hitler
- glove_was_stuck

Awesome how they're raising money for it.

21. None of Eklunds predictions will happen.

Sequels are never as good as the original.
- Iggysbff

Except for T2 I think you're right.

21. None of Eklunds predictions will happen.
- Burkefection

you dial back on the truculence, BRO

Except for T2 I think you're right.
- glove_was_stuck

Really going out on a limb with this one. You must be a huge risk taker.

Twenty Wacky Predictions for the 2014-2015...

1. No team in the Central Division will reach 100 points.

2. Only three Central Teams will make the playoffs with The Avalanche, Jets, Preds, and Blues all out at the end of the season.

3. The Los Angeles Kings will battle the Pens and Habs for the President’s trophy.

4. Michel Therrien will win the Jack Adams Trophy as Coach of the Year.

5. The Flames will edge out the Panthers in the race for McDavid.

6. The Maple Leafs will miss the playoffs again after a close battle with Boston for the final spot.

7. Brad Richards will put up 90 points in Chicago as the Hawks second line Center. However the Hawks will be eliminated after round 1 of the playoffs.

8. Martin Brodeur will land back in NJ when their goalie goes down to injury. His first game will come against either Philly or NY.

9. The Blue Jackets will come flying out of the gates but miss the playoffs and be an absolute disaster. Only three teams will make the playoffs in the Metro Division as well, with the Penguins winning the division…but also be a playoff dud.

10. The Islanders, Penguins, Rangers and Flyers will end up within 5 points of each other and battle for 3 playoff spots.

11. Steven Stamkos will re-injure his leg with Jonathan Drouin leading all scorers in the AHL by 20+ points.

12. The Minnesota Wild will miss the playoffs. No doubt.

13. Edmonton and Calgary will be in tight battle until the end, but only one will have a shot at last overall.

14. The Capitals will take one huge step forward. This season could see them go all the way, but at great cost for years to come. A much less stable force.

15. Nashville is the longest odds to win the Stanley Cup. 75-1. If you are a betting person, remember they finished 3 points out of the playoffs last year WITHOUT Pekka Rinne and they have Shea Weber, Seth Jones, added more offense and Peter Laviolette has a great track record of making sudden and dramatic impacts. And we all know what the odds are when the odds are 75-1, right?

16. Kesler will have a mediocre season in Anaheim.

17. Nathan MacKinnon will be in 6th in NHL scoring this year and battle Evgeni Malkin next year.

18.The Panthers will move Jussi Jokinen for a second round pick at the deadline.

19. Claude Giroux will finish second in team scoring behind Jakob Voracek and will not be at the All-Star game in Columbus.

20. Kimmo Timonen will not play this year...Philly will miss the playoffs.


- fernie

LOOOLL HAHAHAHAH THIS IS SO PERFECT.

Really going out on a limb with this one. You must be a huge risk taker.
- eichiefs9

I masturbate with sandpaper to Verlander pics

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