he's great.
- kicksave856

LOWEST RATINGS OF THE SEASON FOR FALLON

LOWEST RATINGS OF THE SEASON FOR FALLON
- watsonnostaw

you shut your whore mouth

you shut your whore mouth
- kicksave856

THE EAGLES (frank)ED HIM WITH THEIR WEATHER DELAY

THE EAGLES (frank)ED HIM WITH THEIR WEATHER DELAY
- watsonnostaw

yeah. that too.

yeah. that too.
- kicksave856

SINCE WHEN IS RAIN A PROBLEM FOR FAGBALL?

SINCE WHEN IS RAIN A PROBLEM FOR FAGBALL?
- watsonnostaw

everyone's gone soff.

welp, ziggy (i think it was ziggy), you were right.



this poop's delicious. as you might expect, it's a bit potent. but it's pretty damn good.

it's good enough that i ubered home.

welp, ziggy (i think it was ziggy), you were right.



this poop's delicious. as you might expect, it's a bit potent. but it's pretty damn good.

it's good enough that i ubered home.
- kicksave856

me and schutter (i think) and norm macdonald

me and schutter (i think) and norm macdonald
- Shutdown

the three best friends i've ever had.

the three best friends i've ever had.
- kicksave856

- Gramps28

i meant 4.

i have a finger missing from an industrial accident in the 40's so i lost count.

welp, i have a BITTER disappointment to report.

i like irish whiskey. i like irish whiskey just fine. Jameson had a "Caskmate" release a while back. it was aged in beer barrels. stout barrels, in fact. so you'd figure i'd try that but i mostly steer clear of flavored whiskey and i remember feeling like stout was a particularly bad choice for the combination. i didn't want it to ruin irish whiskey, stouts, or both to me, you know? but this one is an "IPA Edition" so i figured why not?



after i bought it i talked myself into actually being kind of excited to try this. but then i tried it.

i get where they're going and i'll be curious to check the reviews because i bet there are plenty of people who like this and i bet it's not rated as low as i personally would rate it. i bet it's just one of those things that's just not for me.

disclaimer aside: from the first sip i knew there was something i really didn't like about this. and it turned out that i get an extremely salty flavor out of this. and i hate that in my drinks. i will spike a margarita like a football if that glass is rimmed with salt when someone hands it to me.

anyway, i can't get past it. it's overpowering to me. maybe it just stands out more to me because of how much i hate it, but the facts are the facts and i'm salty because this tastes salty to me. i will also be curious to see if people who have negative reviews mention this sodiumy.

(i mixed the words sodium and sodomy but it crashed and burned before i even finished typing the word)

anyway, i won't finish this bottle. i doubt i'll even finish this glass.

listen i know you're all sad for me but there's a happy ending in the beer thread.

finished off the bib & tucker and the 4 roses yesterday. things look bleak in the liquor cabinet.

officially, there is no drinking the jamesons caskmates, the royal crown vanilla, or that bird dog bourbon that i was given in any form other than 2 shots on your way to the bedroom to help you sleep.

i think i will stop on the way home for a bottle of something so i don't feel so scared and alone when i look in that cabinet anymore. i will keep you updated on my progress in this endeavor.

real real excited about this one.



i've read nothing but good poop and i can't wait to try this.

but be patient cause i've had a lot of booze tonight already. i will try it sometime this weekend. and when i do i will come right back here and tell you all about it.

finished off the bib & tucker and the 4 roses yesterday. things look bleak in the liquor cabinet.

officially, there is no drinking the jamesons caskmates, the royal crown vanilla, or that bird dog bourbon that i was given in any form other than 2 shots on your way to the bedroom to help you sleep.

i think i will stop on the way home for a bottle of something so i don't feel so scared and alone when i look in that cabinet anymore. i will keep you updated on my progress in this endeavor.
- kicksave856

lol i don't even remember writing this.

excellent photography.

alright. colonel e.h. taylor small batch is excellent. this isn't even their best bourbon apparently. in fact, it's only their $40 bottle. that's their cheapest one and it gets exponentially out of hand throughout the range until you're paying like 85 bucks for a bottle. but apparently it's some premium poop so they're gonna charge you premium money.

so anyway, it's hot as you would expect from a 100 proof bourbon. but it's delivered in a way that doesn't offend you because the bourbon is just really really good in the first place. it's like taking the biggest ever hit of your favorite drug. it makes it so that if you have to be punched in the face really hard with something, at least you're being punched in the face really hard with something you love.

as soon as you take your first sip your hair blows back and you're like "holy poop, this is gonna burn", and it does, but you learn to love the sensation almost immediately. you want to feel it again. you need to feel i again.

it's like eagle rare if it was cranked up to 200% power. as a matter of fact, as i wrote that sentence i decided that it's not like eagle rare cranked up to 200%, it is eagle rare cranked up to 200%. that's exactly what's going on here IMHO!!!

it's like taking the bourbon i love to drink when i want to relax and using it to develop a formula for when you want to get all extreme and poop. for when you want to obliterate reality for a number of hours. see if you can wake up naked in your front yard, you know? hide important things from yourself, like your passport or social security card, because you think it's funny at the time. find a frozen turkey sitting in your microwave the day after tomorrow.

basically you're getting manhandled and beaten up by this bourbon but it's okay because that's your fetish now.

excellent photography.

alright. colonel e.h. taylor small batch is excellent. this isn't even their best bourbon apparently. in fact, it's only their $40 bottle. that's their cheapest one and it gets exponentially out of hand throughout the range until you're paying like 85 bucks for a bottle. but apparently it's some premium poop so they're gonna charge you premium money.

so anyway, it's hot as you would expect from a 100 proof bourbon. but it's delivered in a way that doesn't offend you because the bourbon is just really really good in the first place. it's like taking the biggest ever hit of your favorite drug. it makes it so that if you have to be punched in the face really hard with something, at least you're being punched in the face really hard with something you love.

as soon as you take your first sip your hair blows back and you're like "holy poop, this is gonna burn", and it does, but you learn to love the sensation almost immediately. you want to feel it again. you need to feel i again.

it's like eagle rare if it was cranked up to 200% power. as a matter of fact, as i wrote that sentence i decided that it's not like eagle rare cranked up to 200%, it is eagle rare cranked up to 200%. that's exactly what's going on here IMHO!!!

it's like taking the bourbon i love to drink when i want to relax and using it to develop a formula for when you want to get all extreme and poop. for when you want to obliterate reality for a number of hours. see if you can wake up naked in your front yard, you know? hide important things from yourself, like your passport or social security card, because you think it's funny at the time. find a frozen turkey sitting in your microwave the day after tomorrow.

basically you're getting manhandled and beaten up by this bourbon but it's okay because that's your fetish now.
- kicksave856

so do you like it or not

so do you like it or not
- Shutdown

lol

so do you like it or not
- Shutdown

out of bourbon again.


please send bourbon.

out of bourbon again.


please send bourbon.
- kicksave856

we are scheduling an intervention

we are scheduling an intervention
- Gramps28

i can stop any time i want.

i can stop any time i want.
- kicksave856

looks like the choice has been taken out of your hands for the moment.

looks like the choice has been taken out of your hands for the moment.
- Gramps28

send bourbon.