is your colon gurgling with a boil of lactose?
- watsonnostaw

it was too much pizza for one day

it was too much pizza for one day
- Shutdown

lack of a topping is disturbing

lack of a topping is disturbing
- watsonnostaw

pepperoni, green peppers, mushrooms, frank's red hot

diet pepsi

pepperoni, green peppers, mushrooms, frank's red hot

diet pepsi
- Shutdown

pepsi is not a bourbon

pepsi is not a bourbon
- watsonnostaw

yeah i realized the rabbit hole you dragged me through as i typed the second p

yeah i realized the rabbit hole you dragged me through as i typed the second p
- Shutdown

we are all just unknowingly waiting in line to become his next victim

we are all just unknowingly waiting in line to become his next victim
- Crimsoninja

i don't even mind. he's got a different internet than us. it's like the opposite of dopps' internet

ALLENTOWN, Pa. - If you're a cocktail connoisseur looking for a new watering hole in the Lehigh Valley, you're in luck. A new distillery is open for business in Allentown, the first since prohibition, and it looks like this may be a growing trend. Those at County Seat Spirits last Saturday had a cocktail made with alcohol milled, fermented and distilled only a few footsteps away. Housed in Allentown's Bridgeworks business incubator, the grain-to-glass distillery is the brainchild of attorney-by-day Anthony Brichta and his uncle, John Rowe, a retired air traffic controller.



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Brichta is a known perv

ALLENTOWN, Pa. - If you're a cocktail connoisseur looking for a new watering hole in the Lehigh Valley, you're in luck. A new distillery is open for business in Allentown, the first since prohibition, and it looks like this may be a growing trend. Those at County Seat Spirits last Saturday had a cocktail made with alcohol milled, fermented and distilled only a few footsteps away. Housed in Allentown's Bridgeworks business incubator, the grain-to-glass distillery is the brainchild of attorney-by-day Anthony Brichta and his uncle, John Rowe, a retired air traffic controller.



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Brichta is a known perv


- watsonnostaw

my god what an unfortunate looking woman.

my god what an unfortunate looking woman.
- kicksave856

nickname: flounder

nickname: flounder
- watsonnostaw

how are people with hairstyles like that successful?

how are people with hairstyles like that successful?
- kicksave856

he isnt really that successful, his daddy enabled him, he wins his cases through settlements or slam dunks that the bosses hand him to carry to the end cause they cant be bothered

i am also 3-0 against him

he works by leaning heavily on his paralegals all of whom suck balls

he isnt really that successful, his daddy enabled him, he wins his cases through settlements or slam dunks that the bosses hand him to carry to the end cause they cant be bothered

i am also 3-0 against him

he works by leaning heavily on his paralegals all of whom suck balls
- watsonnostaw

do you have to try not to laugh out loud when you're sitting across from him?

or are you just like "(frank) it" and mock him openly?

do you have to try not to laugh out loud when you're sitting across from him?

or are you just like "(frank) it" and mock him openly?
- kicksave856

i smirk alot and then tell my assistants and interns stories about him

i smirk alot and then tell my assistants and interns stories about him
- watsonnostaw

one intern was like why doesnt he bath

one intern was like why doesnt he bath
- watsonnostaw

- watsonnostaw

Richardnose

he isnt really that successful, his daddy enabled him, he wins his cases through settlements or slam dunks that the bosses hand him to carry to the end cause they cant be bothered

i am also 3-0 against him

he works by leaning heavily on his paralegals all of whom suck balls
- watsonnostaw

do you know your overall record?

do you know your overall record?
- Crimsoninja

no

(not bourbon)

Woodford Reserve tonight

Woodford Reserve tonight
- Shutdown

i am running low on that.

i thought about looking for the buffalo trace tonight but i had just got a hair cut and was all covered in hair and thought i'd look weird in the liquor store so i just went right home.

i am trying to get a good nights sleep and straight gin has always done me in so i'm gonna have 2 or 3 and hope for the best.

not really enjoying this rangpur straight.

i think this is strictly for G&Ts. the lime taste makes it kind of syrupy and and seem like i'm drinking candy.