guys, remember when i said all i could do with the crown royal vanilla was shots to get to bed? well scratch that.

even holding my nose it was like downing a mouthful of aunt jemima turned up to eleven.

i don't know if you know this about me but i hold the world record as i haven't vomited since 2006 or 2007 at the latest. but this stuff? this poop almost did it.

guys, remember when i said all i could do with the crown royal vanilla was shots to get to bed? well scratch that.

even holding my nose it was like downing a mouthful of aunt jemima turned up to eleven.

i don't know if you know this about me but i hold the world record as i haven't vomited since 2006 or 2007 at the latest. but this stuff? this poop almost did it.
- kicksave856

the (frank) is wrong with you? Go buy yourself a bottle FFS. CR is nasty to begin with. Adding vanilla ain't gonna help

the (frank) is wrong with you? Go buy yourself a bottle FFS. CR is nasty to begin with. Adding vanilla ain't gonna help
- Gramps28

lol i didn't buy it! i swear!

lol i didn't buy it! i swear!
- kicksave856

oh, well, that changes everything.

oh, well, that changes everything.
- Gramps28

i just didn't want to have to dump it. it's like you didn't appreciate it if you dump it.

but i have to dump it.

kick, please refrain from bringing up the crown royal vanilla endeavour in the bourbon thread

there's a complain about things no one cares about thread for a reason

and you know about the &page=2 so you've got no excuse

kick, please refrain from bringing up the crown royal vanilla endeavour in the bourbon thread

there's a complain about things no one cares about thread for a reason

and you know about the &page=2 so you've got no excuse
- Shutdown

i apologize.

what about scotch?

i found an old bottle of johnny walker black kicking around. i mean, i must have had this for 5 or 6 years.

it's so gross. why did i even have this?

what about scotch?

i found an old bottle of johnny walker black kicking around. i mean, i must have had this for 5 or 6 years.

it's so gross. why did i even have this?
- kicksave856

once again i ask, what the (frank) is wrong with you? get hiaf, have a beer and go buy yourself some decent booze when you can.

once again i ask, what the (frank) is wrong with you? get hiaf, have a beer and go buy yourself some decent booze when you can.
- Gramps28

i've been struggling to answer that first question for decades, man.

i've been struggling to answer that first question for decades, man.
- kicksave856

i ain't got time for the existential, kick.

i ain't got time for the existential, kick.
- Gramps28

i think that's why i never answered the question!

gramos, i'm gonna get some beer on the way home.

gramos, i'm gonna get some beer on the way home.
- kicksave856

thank you jeebus. one more night of you drinking swill was gonna push me over the edge.

thank you jeebus. one more night of you drinking swill was gonna push me over the edge.
- Gramps28

alcoholism is pretty ugly, gramos.


*is not an alcoholic*

- kicksave856

you did it

you did it
- daeth

i feel so good.

today is so much better than those other days.

today is so much better than those other days.
- kicksave856

Van Winkle Family Reserve Rye Whiskey 13 Year Old, $159.99, 18 bottles
Pappy Van Winkle’s Family Reserve Bourbon 23 Year Old, $399.99, 101 bottles
Pappy Van Winkle’s Family Reserve Bourbon 20 Year Old, $249.99, 185 bottles
Pappy Van Winkle’s Family Reserve Bourbon 15 Year Old, $149.99, 260 bottles
Old Rip Van Winkle Bourbon 10 Year Old, $79.99, 454 bottles
Van Winkle Special Reserve Bourbon 12 Year Old, $99.99, 853 bottles

Van Winkle Family Reserve Rye Whiskey 13 Year Old, $159.99, 18 bottles
Pappy Van Winkle’s Family Reserve Bourbon 23 Year Old, $399.99, 101 bottles
Pappy Van Winkle’s Family Reserve Bourbon 20 Year Old, $249.99, 185 bottles
Pappy Van Winkle’s Family Reserve Bourbon 15 Year Old, $149.99, 260 bottles
Old Rip Van Winkle Bourbon 10 Year Old, $79.99, 454 bottles
Van Winkle Special Reserve Bourbon 12 Year Old, $99.99, 853 bottles
- watsonnostaw

they are the holy grail for bourbon people.

i read about them all the time. i think about them every day.

every day.

they are the holy grail for bourbon people.

i read about them all the time. i think about them every day.
- kicksave856

SO I I PURCHASED ONE AND SHOT IT IN THE BACKYARD FULL AND POSTED THE DESTRUCTION ON YOUTUBE....THAT WOULD PISS OFF ALOT OF PEOPLE?

SO I I PURCHASED ONE AND SHOT IT IN THE BACKYARD FULL AND POSTED THE DESTRUCTION ON YOUTUBE....THAT WOULD PISS OFF ALOT OF PEOPLE?
- watsonnostaw

please don't do that.

so that bottle is gone.

my unrelenting heartburn made me contemplate this as well as my future. it made me sit down and have an interventjohn with myself.

i think what i need to do is go buy a couple of the big boys of buffalo trace. if i'm gonna drink it almost every day i need a reserve on hand at all times so i don't get the shakes and find myself contemplating shots of crown royal vanilla or 5 year old bad scotch.

i might even buy three. it's like an investment. an investment in my happiness. my sanity.