Please sir, my sarcasm is completely out of your league. Completely.
- jmatchett383

I prefer the term "utterly"

I prefer the term "utterly"
- NickTheKid87

Litrilly, udderly, you take your pick.

internet experts tell me this is caused by the common core and antivaxxers
- BulliesPhan87

fixed

Elitist comment, but I am completely baffled at how people have problems with fractions and/or "long division."
- jmatchett383

"Think of how dumb the average person is. Now, realize that half of all people are dumber than that person."

The answer lies therein...

Sometimes I wonder how these conversations can continue without my input yet they do.

fixed
- Giroux_Is_God

you're ruining my sarcasm, bro

have we been over the Kane rumerz 2day?

have we been over the Kane rumerz 2day?
- wilsonecho91

I heard he used money for a phone

The Flyers also assigned 19 players to the Lehigh Valley Phantoms of the American Hockey League. Not among the group is 2013 first-round pick Sam Morin, 2012 first-round pick Scott Laughton and 2012 third-round pick Shayne Gostisbehere.

The Flyers also assigned 19 players to the Lehigh Valley Phantoms of the American Hockey League. Not among the group is 2013 first-round pick Sam Morin, 2012 first-round pick Scott Laughton and 2012 third-round pick Shayne Gostisbehere.
- aightwebang17

So Alt, Hagg, and Alderson all destined for AHL to start.

So Alt, Hagg, and Alderson all destined for AHL to start.
- jmatchett383

It's OK, because Zach "Useless (frank)ing Punching Bag" Stortini is still around

The Flyers also assigned 19 players to the Lehigh Valley Phantoms of the American Hockey League. Not among the group is 2013 first-round pick Sam Morin, 2012 first-round pick Scott Laughton and 2012 third-round pick Shayne Gostisbehere.
- aightwebang17

Well Morin can't go to the AHL so that makes sense. Please tell me Panotch or Frosty Frank wrote this.

It's OK, because Zach "Useless (frank)ing Punching Bag" Stortini is still around
- Jsaquella

Flyers hockey

Flyers hockey
- Winning

I remember when Flyers hockey meant being able to at least win the fights. This guy is Scott Daniels 2.0

The Flyers also assigned 19 players to the Lehigh Valley Phantoms of the American Hockey League. Not among the group is 2013 first-round pick Sam Morin, 2012 first-round pick Scott Laughton and 2012 third-round pick Shayne Gostisbehere.
- aightwebang17

"The Philadelphia Flyers reduced their training camp roster to 39 players Wednesday by returning three players to their junior teams and 19 to the American Hockey League.

The team's top two picks at the 2014 NHL Draft, first-round pick (No. 17) defenseman Travis Sanheim (Calgary, WHL) and second-round pick (No. 48) left wing Nicholas Aube-Kubel (Val-d'Or, QMJHL) were sent back to junior hockey, as was center Radel Fazleev (Calgary, WHL), a 2014 sixth-round pick (No. 168)

Among those sent to the Lehigh Valley Phantoms was defenseman Robert Hagg, one of the organization's top prospects; he was No. 55 on the NHL.com Top 60 prospect ranking.

Also sent to the AHL were forwards Brandon Alderson, Nick Cousins, Austin Fyten, Matt Hatch, Brett Hextall, Andrew Johnston, Derek Mathers, Marcel Noebels and Petr Straka; defensemen Mark Alt, Steven Delisle, Brett Flemming and, Jesper Pettersson; and goaltenders Connor Knapp, Martin Ouellette and Anthony Stolarz."

It's OK, because Zach "Useless (frank)ing Punching Bag" Stortini is still around
- Jsaquella

Need to have someone around to fight the other teams "useless punching bag"! It's still pre season.

Need to have someone around to fight the other teams "useless punching bag"! It's still pre season.
- MJL

Can't wait for the Stortini vs. Elias cage match.

Hopefully Braydon Schenn doesn't try to fight a Devil again.

Staal, Datsyuk, and Stepan.... Teams getting crippled by injuries already.

It's OK, because Zach "Useless (frank)ing Punching Bag" Stortini is still around
- Jsaquella

The soonest the guys who have to pass through waivers can be sent through is 12-days before day 1 of the season.

Staal, Datsyuk, and Stepan.... Teams getting crippled by injuries already.
- PLindbergh31

I don't feel bad for one of these teams.

The soonest the guys who have to pass through waivers can be sent through is 12-days before day 1 of the season.
- Tomahawk

I hope they just keeping putting him up and down through waivers on the off chance someone (*coughGarthSnowcough*) picks him up.

The soonest the guys who have to pass through waivers can be sent through is 12-days before day 1 of the season.
- Tomahawk

Nobody's likely to claim him. I'd still rather see guys like Alderson, Alt and Cousins get longer looks. They know what Stortini can do, and it's pretty much limited to taking punches.

Keep a kid like Alderson, plug him onto the 4th line for a game where you have a mostly full roster and see how he does.

It's OK, because Zach "Useless (frank)ing Punching Bag" Stortini is still around
- Jsaquella

I get what MJL is saying because some other team is going to have their lunatics, dressed, but man, I wish we could've gotten more of a look at Alderson or maybe Straka, even if they were always going to be sent down.

Watching Zach Stortini collect 2-5-10 is already tiresome as (frank)

Nobody's likely to claim him. I'd still rather see guys like Alderson, Alt and Cousins get longer looks. They know what Stortini can do, and it's pretty much limited to taking punches.

Keep a kid like Alderson, plug him onto the 4th line for a game where you have a mostly full roster and see how he does.
- Jsaquella

Think on the 28th (is that 12-days before Oct 8?), you'll see Stortini, Zepp, Gordon, Lauridsen, the lot of 'em getting sent down at once.

Think on the 28th (is that 12-days before Oct 8?), you'll see Stortini, Zepp, Gordon, Lauridsen, the lot of 'em getting sent down at once.
- Tomahawk

Oh, for sure. I'd just rather see them keep and play guys like Alderson, Alt and Cousins.