Bored. Here.

A quick little poem,
on number #14,
who once was the clutchest
scoring machine,
he once slayed the dragon!
and broke the wings streak!
He once did bite Bergeron,
who cried for a week!
Once, to Mike Richards,
he scooped snow on his blade
asking
"Is this how you party?
And how you get laid?"
But, the man follows orders,
Torts said to shot-block,
Game one, broken ankle-
Thanks, John, for the talk!
A broken jaw later,
and the season was through-
Who then, shall play with
thirty three, twenty two?
Let's get Iginla!
He's old, slow and fat!
Except, well, he hates us.
Yeah, well, there's that.
Perhaps this Vrbata,
he might do the trick!
we checked youtube highlights,
the highlights were sick!
Thus our man Alex, got shuffled
a bit,
But the man can crash nets,
screen shots, and talk sh*t.
Yeah, he's my favorite,
I've stated the reason,
Alex, good luck, on the
o' fifteen season.
- roland_hazard

Shel Silversteins in the house!

Shel Silversteins in the house!
- vancity787

a nice bit of an esoteric reference

Don't forget Reibero. The guy is a wanker but he's a fairly slick play-maker and will probably do well with Neal on his wing.

I think the main issue is whether Rinne is going to have a healthy year. If so, Nashville could definitely surprise
- Zogg

reibero and neal are both wankers. I'm sure they'll be a blast to have on a team together

reibero and neal are both wankers. I'm sure they'll be a blast to have on a team together
- numbear

Source?

Source?
- Zogg

TMZ.

TMZ.
- Marwood

I'm going to have to 'Favourite' the site, so I can ensure I'm up to date with the latest hockey gossip and various shenanigans

bottom of the Pacific lies blackfish.

bottom of the Pacific lies blackfish.
- TheCalSen

Really, wow that's pretty cool.

Do they lie on their right side or left?

Oh, what colour are the blackfish?

Source?
- Zogg

any player that hangs a knee out on another player is a wanker...thats source enough. Intent to injury takes a pretty crappy attitude.

Neal does stuff like that.

any player that hangs a knee out on another player is a wanker...thats source enough. Intent to injury takes a pretty crappy attitude.

Neal does stuff like that.
- numbear

didnt he knee someone who was down on the ice in the head last year?

didnt he knee someone who was down on the ice in the head last year?
- vancity787

Yeah it was on Marchand so it doesn't really count, much like TheCalSen.

Yeah it was on Marchand so it doesn't really count, much like TheCalSen.
- A_SteamingLombardi

oh.........................Then I endorse it.

Really, wow that's pretty cool.

Do they lie on their right side or left?

Oh, what colour are the blackfish?
- Makita

I don't understand what you saying to me.

I don't understand what you saying to me.
- TheCalSen

Nucks fans are often drunk therefore they usually dont know what they're saying themselves.

oh.........................Then I endorse it.
- vancity787

didnt he knee someone who was down on the ice in the head last year?
- vancity787

ya that was it. couldn't remember the exact incident

I don't understand what you saying to me.
- TheCalSen

It's a long way of saying (frank) off.

It's a long way of saying (frank) off.
- A_SteamingLombardi

Well stated

Yo if you're a fan of Nas, make sure you watch his Illmatic movie; it's legit.

Would not be surprised to see Leddy traded today or tomorrow.

Twitter is a buzz

It's a long way of saying (frank) off.
- A_SteamingLombardi

I hope Jensen has a good game tonight, make things a little more difficult for Jim Benning. Vantel did they post a line-up on tweeter yet?

Would not be surprised to see Leddy traded today or tomorrow.

Twitter is a buzz
- VANTEL

Bob McKenzie ‏@TSNBobMcKenzie 2m2 minutes ago
This isn't "take it to the bank" or iron clad but I suspect it's more likely Leddy ends up with an Eastern Conference team than in the West.

I hope Jensen has a good game tonight, make things a little more difficult for Jim Benning. Vantel did they post a line-up on tweeter yet?
- LeftCoaster

Not yet

Benning has suggested that Jensen and Horvat may be ready . he stated that at the beginning of summer and has stuck with it.

Should be more like an opening day roster tonight, be nice to see two lines that actually work instead of the the twins being the only legit scoring threat we have.