I thought the play by play was awful last night. Decent game, sh!tty announcing.
- Marwood

There were probably too many vowels and not enough consonants for Paul's liking. Used to doing European games. He seemed to have no trouble with Vrbata

Loved how Stanton wasn't even fazed by it
- PetrolSexual

Would have been funnier if he had feigned terror and turtled

Why does Glenn Healey still have a job as an analyst?

I couldn't believe how hoard Mike Johnson was sucking *up to* J.Tortarella. "He's won a Stanley Cup, of course he's a great coach"...
- 1970vintage

I didn't mind Mike Johnson. Didn't like the other guy, he should have just thrown in the towel every shift the Sedins were on

The color analyst Mike Johnston got pretty excited by Henrik's OT goal.
- we_are_all_canucks

OT Goal?

One thing I didn't like about M.Johnston was that it took him 3 stoppages of play to get a point across. He's need to learn how to get it much quicker. He's not addressing the UN here; no need to be so articulate.

OT Goal?

One thing I didn't like about M.Johnston was that it took him 3 stoppages of play to get a point across. He's need to learn how to get it much quicker. He's not addressing the UN here; no need to be so articulate.
- PetrolSexual

Good point, he often ran into the actual play with his analyses. Just get to the point

I didn't mind Mike Johnson. Didn't like the other guy, he should have just thrown in the towel every shift the Sedins were on
- bezz44

I didn't mind his analysis or commentary much either, it was just the whole JT thing that was bizarre. Maybe Rogers in in talks with bringing JT in...

I didn't mind his analysis or commentary much either, it was just the whole JT thing that was bizarre. Maybe Rogers in in talks with bringing JT in...
- 1970vintage

I don't think it was that bizarre. I'm sure he's not the only one who feels that JT was a good coach, and I think it was the "safe" thing to say given that it would have created a stir in the media if he had said straight up "JT sucks monkey balls"

OT Goal?

One thing I didn't like about M.Johnston was that it took him 3 stoppages of play to get a point across. He's need to learn how to get it much quicker. He's not addressing the UN here; no need to be so articulate.
- PetrolSexual

oops.

I didn't mind his analysis or commentary much either, it was just the whole JT thing that was bizarre. Maybe Rogers in in talks with bringing JT in...
- 1970vintage

Not as bizzarre was Miller's post game interview try to hock season's tickets, still can't get over how awkward it was...

oops.
- we_are_all_canucks

Re: your location. This is who JP reminds me of:

Not as bizzarre was Miller's post game interview try to hock season's tickets, still can't get over how awkward it was...
- PetrolSexual

In reality I think he was just doing his best to make a joke/answer the question, which was pretty horribly worded. Sort of a reference about how he can't see them as well from the other end of the ice I think? I really doubt players have been asked/prompted to sell tickets in post-game interviews

In reality I think he was just doing his best to make a joke/answer the question, which was pretty horribly worded. Sort of a reference about how he can't see them as well from the other end of the ice I think? I really doubt players have been asked/prompted to sell tickets in post-game interviews
- bezz44

Unless FA is starting to panic since his ex-wife took him to the cleaners financially and the season ticket base is WAY lower than they're letting on.

Re: your location. This is who JP reminds me of:


- PetrolSexual

Good call.

Unless FA is starting to panic since his ex-wife took him to the cleaners financially and the season ticket base is WAY lower than they're letting on.
- DariusKnight

Maybe he will be forced to sell the Canucks

Why does Glenn Healey still have a job as an analyst?
- Marwood

Maybe he has Dominatrix/Gag-Ball photos of Don Cherry and Ron MacLean... This is the only possible reason that I can think of.

Maybe he has Dominatrix/Gag-Ball photos of Don Cherry and Ron MacLean... This is the only possible reason that I can think of.
- PetrolSexual

Thanks for that image... I wasn't planning on eating today anyways...

It was against Calgary, but that's the kind of hockey I love to watch. Willie has definitely put his stamp on this team.

Hands down my favourite part of the game was when Engelland took a hack at Daniel. Not only did Daniel stick up for himself, but but Juice and Burr both came to his defense. I think Willie's influence has a lot to do with that kind of play.

I still thin a 7th-10th range finish is inevitable this season, but I'm excited about the direction of the team.
- noisewater

Maybe he has Dominatrix/Gag-Ball photos of Don Cherry and Ron MacLean... This is the only possible reason that I can think of.
- PetrolSexual

It must be the goat orgy sex tape with him, Kessel & Phaneuf.

Why does Glenn Healey still have a job as an analyst?
- Marwood

He swallows

Maybe he will be forced to sell the Canucks
- bezz44

Be still my heart.

It must be the goat orgy sex tape with him, Kessel & Phaneuf.
- Marwood

I wish thinking there had to be a goat involved as well. However, if Kessel and Phaneuf are the primary targets of blackmail; it probably also includes one of the 7 Dwarfs... I'd put money on it being Sneezy.

It must be the goat orgy sex tape with him, Kessel & Phaneuf.
- Marwood

- fiveandagame

Is that Kessel in the pony outfit?

Is that Kessel in the pony outfit?
- Marwood

That might help explain the whole John Scott "stick swinging" incident.