does she have chowder in her box?
- all mighty oil

She did yes.... Lots of it....

You god dam right..... Get the (frank) up here....
- spitfire187

take me to your cabin in the woods and show me the way....

It is pretty much your fault because you put him in a banhappy mood, with your insensitive death by C.C. comment. Which was creative poetry by the way.
- ruttager17

I was drunk but die of a CC was one of m best......

Can we make it a fiery c word car crash.... I think that sounds better...

So. A month late doesn't mean pregnant. A positive on the pregnancy test and confirmation by the doctor generally mean that. This chick is like 19 or 20 at the oldest, isn't she????
- ruttager17

Yes, yes and yes......

I was drunk but die of a CC was one of m best......
- spitfire187

You said pretty drunk when you called me.

You said pretty drunk when you called me.
- Yeti1181

I'm still drunk.... And you never called me back... You promised.....

I'm still drunk.... And you never called me back... You promised.....
- spitfire187

I figured you be passed out, I didn't get out for another couple hours. I did make great money though.

Yeah not impressed. The GF sent me a text with a pic of pregnancy tester and all I seen was the tester till I looked closer. Thought I was going to need another heart after that.
- Yeti1181

That's just evil.

Ryan Garner = Richard Cloutier


- Sammy Van Hagar

fixed

I'm still drunk.... And you never called me back... You promised.....
- spitfire187

(frank)ing Yeti, what an a$$hole for not calling you back.....I ended up getting laid, which is why I never called you back....not to worry, I didn't pull an H.A. and toss my wad inside of her.

BOYS, BOYS! FRET NOT, for I hold the answer to all of your problems in the palm of my hand. For a low, low price, you can have the astounding, the astonishing, the mesmerising...

CAM WARD!

I don't think anything happens until after our homestead. If we get .900 goaltending I'd bet we win 5 of 7. Looks to much like the beginning of last season, scoring enough goals to win but goaltending hasn't been able to make a big save

I figured you be passed out, I didn't get out for another couple hours. I did make great money though.
- Yeti1181

Sweet

BOYS, BOYS! FRET NOT, for I hold the answer to all of your problems in the palm of my hand. For a low, low price, you can have the astounding, the astonishing, the mesmerising...

CAM WARD!
- BINGO!

Seriously though....that's not even that bad of an idea.

(frank)ing Yeti, what an a$$hole for not calling you back.....I ended up getting laid, which is why I never called you back....not to worry, I didn't pull an H.A. and toss my wad inside of her.
- ruttager17

smrt..... You were right tho. She was 19... And stupid....

I don't think anything happens until after our homestead. If we get .900 goaltending I'd bet we win 5 of 7. Looks to much like the beginning of last season, scoring enough goals to win but goaltending hasn't been able to make a big save
- OilerFan16

It's not even a big save, they just ain't making any saves. Scrivens going out behind the net and (frank)ing up is something you can somewhat live with. But this isn't the first time and it wasn't the only time in the game he got caught.

As a team though the Oil stepped up and tried to recover for their goalie and they did. But then to have a shot from the top of the circle to beat him it just took the gas out of them again. Scrivens/Fasth can make mistakes, but two costly mistakes against a team that historically plays tight hockey and has dominated us just can't happen. You get 4 goals against ARI and you should win 9 out of 10 games.

It's not even a big save, they just ain't making any saves. Scrivens going out behind the net and (frank)ing up is something you can somewhat live with. But this isn't the first time and it wasn't the only time in the game he got caught.

As a team though the Oil stepped up and tried to recover for their goalie and they did. But then to have a shot from the top of the circle to beat him it just took the gas out of them again. Scrivens/Fasth can make mistakes, but two costly mistakes against a team that historically plays tight hockey and has dominated us just can't happen. You get 4 goals against ARI and you should win 9 out of 10 games.
- Lahey

I keep thinking your og.. It's pissing me off...

smrt..... You were right tho. She was 19... And stupid....
- spitfire187

You should just go and get snipped right now, then next time this happens, you can say bullsh!t straight to their face, and to stop bothering you with stupid sh!t like this.

You should just go and get snipped right now, then next time this happens, you can say bullsh!t straight to their face, and to stop bothering you with stupid sh!t like this.
- ruttager17

Hahahaha ah...... But a I do want more kids some day..... Not today... But someday....

Hahahaha ah...... But a I do want more kids some day..... Not today... But someday....
- spitfire187

Um......why??? I just back read and you are still drunk.

Not.... (frank)ing...... Pregnant.......


Again I win at life....

Thank (frank)ing god...l
- HouseArrest187

grats buddy!

Um......why??? I just back read and you are still drunk.
- ruttager17

Kids are great.... They make me laugh....

grats buddy!
- BigDre

Seriously though....that's not even that bad of an idea.
- The-O-G

It's actually quite bad. He's probably the most overrated goalie in the past 5 years. Sure his team sucks, but even when he played for Canada he wasn't that good.

Kids are great.... They make me laugh....
- spitfire187

So do cartoons and watching people walking into sh!t. That is not a good enough reason to make more.