Ooooohhh! I can add to this!

Why did the cookie go to the hospital....

because he felt crummy.
- HonkFortheGoose

Anyone heard any good jokes lately?
- Buffalo-Sabres

What does a hungry clock do?

It goes back four seconds.

The Sabres score 2 goals

What does a hungry clock do?

It goes back four seconds.

- Der Kaiser

What time you go to the dentist?


Tooth Hurty

The Sabres score 2 goals
- sbroads24

That would be a miracle, not a joke.

What does a hungry clock do?

It goes back four seconds.

- Der Kaiser

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle
- cabin

Teacher: "Kaiser,what does the clucky chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"

Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pinkish pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"

Teacher: "Great! And what does the big fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"

Teacher: "Kaiser,what does the clucky chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"

Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pinkish pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"

Teacher: "Great! And what does the big fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"
- Der Kaiser

The Sabres score 2 goals
- sbroads24

In NHL 15

Teacher: "Kaiser,what does the clucky chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"

Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pinkish pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"

Teacher: "Great! And what does the big fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"
- Der Kaiser

They said it took over 12 minutes for the Blues to get a shot on goal in the 1st period.

The Ducks are going to be in the discussion for the Stanley Cup, so I'm not surprised that we had a hard time with them....again.
- HonkFortheGoose

I put 50 on the Ducks to win the cup when a friend went to Vegas.


12-1 odds

What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?

Wipes his butt.

What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?

Wipes his butt.
- cabin

Aoowhhh MANN!!

Only after Finogenov was shafted out of Buffalo : P Vanek became Ruff's new whipping boy.
- DynamicThreads

Vanek was in Ruff's doghouse the entire time he was here.

05-06 he was a healthy scratch during the playoffs 8 times.

What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?

Wipes his butt.
- cabin

What did the banana say to the vibrator?


Why are you shaking, she gonna eat me.

I put 50 on the Ducks to win the cup when a friend went to Vegas.


12-1 odds
- dadeadhead

I don't think they'll win it. I don't think Boudreau is a good enough coach to get them all the way there.

Vanek was in Ruff's doghouse the entire time he was here.

05-06 he was a healthy scratch during the playoffs 8 times.
- dadeadhead

I said the same thing. Hours ago.

I said the same thing. Hours ago.
- HonkFortheGoose

I was sleeping.......

I don't think they'll win it. I don't think Boudreau is a good enough coach to get them all the way there.
- HonkFortheGoose

Underdogs win with coaching.

Talent like that wins just because, as long as the coach doesn't get in the way, and Bourdreau should be smart enough to let those guys just flat play.

Injuries are all that stands between them and a VERY deep run.

Underdogs win with coaching.

Talent like that wins just because, as long as the coach doesn't get in the way, and Bourdreau should be smart enough to let those guys just flat play.

Injuries are all that stands between them and a VERY deep run.
- Der Kaiser

The moment they traded for Kesler, they became my favorites to win the cup.

The moment they traded for Kesler, they became my favorites to win the cup.
- dadeadhead

And Ulyssess got your back, apparently.

And Ulyssess got your back, apparently.
- Der Kaiser

At 12-1 it was a good play.

At 12-1 it was a good play.
- dadeadhead

Agreed. Shorter than that, even.

FIRST!!!

Underdogs win with coaching.

Talent like that wins just because, as long as the coach doesn't get in the way, and Bourdreau should be smart enough to let those guys just flat play.

Injuries are all that stands between them and a VERY deep run.
- Der Kaiser

I agree for the most part. But they were really good last year too, and barely made it out of the 1st round against Dallas. Then got killed by the Kings in game 7 of round 2. If that game had been competitive, I would be more inclined to agree with you more, but they got completely steamrolled.