I'll give you a hint: his name rhymes with Itch Medberg.
- jmatchett383

Still no idea

Still no idea
- PhillySportsGuy

I think he's talking about Dane Cook.

Still no idea
- PhillySportsGuy

Carlos Mencia.

I don't remember the joke, but at some point, he just goes, "PRO-VOC-A-TIVE" after it, and it sticks out in my mind.

I wouldn't call the Giants a dynasty. The teams are very similar but it's not like they dominated. It's almost like they won the championships by being in the right place at the right time. Not to take anything away from them, but they just aren't a team like the late 90s Yankees or the early 2000s Patriots in the NFL. The 1997-2002 Wings are a tough case only because there were 3 years in a row of them not winning or being in the Cup Final.

No matter what though, this will be a semantics argument of how each person defines "dynasty". I think the term is thrown around too much, tbh.
- NickTheKid87

I think when quoting a Dynasty, you also have to consider the personnel on each team that was able to win. Steve Yzerman, Nick Lidstrom and Brenden Shanahan were leading the charge of every single of those championships. The supporting cast for the most part remained the same with Kris Draper, Kirk Maltby and Darren Mccarty.

http://www.denverpost.com...alanche-against-islanders

Carlos Mencia.
- jmatchett383

OOHHHH. Yeah he's awesome. I like his joke about the hispanic guy

OOHHHH. Yeah he's awesome. I like his joke about the hispanic guy
- PhillySportsGuy

Yeah, that's a good one. What about the one where he talks about Latino's?

I think he's talking about Dane Cook.
- BulliesPhan87

Dane Cook is like my grandmother. His stories take 3 hours and end with no punchline.

http://www.denverpost.com...alanche-against-islanders
- Tomahawk

He'd be perfect with Schenn

Dane Cook is like my grandmother. His stories take 3 hours and end with no punchline.
- PhillySportsGuy

I needed a new heel for m'shoe. So I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Gimme five bees for a quarter," you'd say. Now where were we... oh yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. I didn't have any white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...

http://www.denverpost.com...alanche-against-islanders
- Tomahawk

He always used to put up points for us against the Isles.

Dane Cook is like my grandmother. His stories take 3 hours and end with no punchline.
- PhillySportsGuy

But Dane Cook also talks about his private parts in those 3 hour long stories which is of course HILARIOUS

Does your grandmother do this also?

http://www.denverpost.com...alanche-against-islanders
- Tomahawk

Saving him for the playoffs.

Manning in

Gostisbehre out
- J35Bacher

meh

He'd be perfect with Schenn
- PhillySportsGuy

Could you imagine, w/o the CBO, he'd still have been a Flyer this season.

But Dane Cook also talks about his private parts in those 3 hour long stories which is of course HILARIOUS

Does your grandmother do this also?
- mcefalu

Dane Cook is the anti-hilarious.

"This joke is really bad but I'M SO ENERGETIC AND WILL USE WILD HAND GESTURES AND TALK REALLY EXCITEDLY TO MASK IT!!!!"

I needed a new heel for m'shoe. So I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Gimme five bees for a quarter," you'd say. Now where were we... oh yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. I didn't have any white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...
- jmatchett383

I needed a new heel for m'shoe. So I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Gimme five bees for a quarter," you'd say. Now where were we... oh yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. I didn't have any white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...
- jmatchett383

My favorite thing about this scene is that Mr. Burns is older than all of the other old people, including Grandpa, and that story is still way too boring even for him

But Dane Cook also talks about his private parts in those 3 hour long stories which is of course HILARIOUS

Does your grandmother do this also?
- mcefalu

Fortunately, no

Could you imagine, w/o the CBO, he'd still have been a Flyer this season.
- Tomahawk

VL probably wouldn't be though

Could you imagine, w/o the CBO, he'd still have been a Flyer this season.
- Tomahawk

Who would you rather have, him or VL?

Dane Cook is the anti-hilarious.

"This joke is really bad but I'M SO ENERGETIC AND WILL USE WILD HAND GESTURES AND TALK REALLY EXCITEDLY TO MASK IT!!!!"
- jmatchett383

I have to admit that as a college freshman I was really into his "comedy"

But I learned fairly quickly that it was just a phase I was going through

VL probably wouldn't be though
- PhillySportsGuy

Yeah, I think I'd rather have Briere. They wouldn't have been able to add AMac, so take that as nothing more than a fact.

Briere healthy scratch for avs
http://prohockeytalk.nbcs...briere-a-healthy-scratch/

EDIT: LEIGHT

Who would you rather have, him or VL?
- bradleyc4

I hate those kinds of no-win would you rathers.