6'3" 205 lbs.
- YzermanIsTheMan

Happy Birthday



All I ask is when you're frisky, go to whip.

Dude. Calm down. You don't want to see me drunk. I get frisky. And its between you and Horseguts.
- YzermanIsTheMan

Whip it is his Bday, so you would be obligated to give him bday sex if he asked

JB don't look at this, this is the closest thing to porn your little eyes have ever seen
- Oilfan19

you pooptin me man?

BBC and small children should never be in the same sentence
- Oilfan19

What about Gary Coleman?

you pooptin me man?
- Oilers4Life14

You nail that ugly chick yet? Am I still invited to that wedding?

What about Gary Coleman?
- YzermanIsTheMan

Happy Birthday



All I ask is when you're frisky, go to whip.
- Horseguts

Choice made thanks to that cake!

Enjoy my giant Bruce Lee BBC

Choice made thanks to that cake!

Enjoy my giant Bruce Lee BBC
- YzermanIsTheMan

- Oilfan19

They call him tripod.

Happy Birthday



All I ask is when you're frisky, go to whip.
- Horseguts

- Horseguts

Hint: Its shaped like Bruce Lee's leg, toes and all.

Hint: Its shaped like Bruce Lee's leg, toes and all.
- YzermanIsTheMan

Might wanna get that checked out.. On another note can we stop talking about your wang?

Hint: Its shaped like Bruce Lee's leg, toes and all.
- YzermanIsTheMan

So small and Asian?

You nail that ugly chick yet? Am I still invited to that wedding?
- Oilfan19

Not gonna :/. Eh but ya. Totally will invite ya too my wedding

So small and Asian?
- Horseguts

Its to scale, but yes, Asian, so hairless.

TURN OF THE MILLENNIUM. The Habs can win 15 more Stanley Cups in 20 years as long as the Leafs stay cupless.
- YzermanIsTheMan

Feel free to go (frank) yourself yman.

Its to scale, but yes, Asian, so hairless.
- YzermanIsTheMan

Might wanna get that checked out.. On another note can we stop talking about your wang?
- Oilfan19

No. Its giant and Greek and full of BOOYEAH.

Not gonna :/. Eh but ya. Totally will invite ya too my wedding
- Oilers4Life14

Yeah you will. Just make sure you own up to it after to us.

Feel free to go (frank) yourself yman.
- Yeti1181

I have a wife for that. And I hope the Oilers get one soon! Be happy I support your fake team at least!

Feel free to go (frank) yourself yman.
- Yeti1181

Ban yourself you ban happy ref.

I have a wife for that. And I hope the Oilers get one soon! Be happy I support your fake team at least!
- YzermanIsTheMan

Time for bed meatball!

Ban yourself you ban happy ref.
- Oilers4Life14

I feel more inclined to ban you as it makes others happy as well.

I have a wife for that. And I hope the Oilers get one soon! Be happy I support your fake team at least!
- YzermanIsTheMan

I feel more inclined to ban you as it makes others happy as well.
- Yeti1181

Invalid ban.