I feel more inclined to ban you as it makes others happy as well.
- Yeti1181

Yes, please.

Invalid ban.
- Oilers4Life14

What's you point?

Eastern team... Oil win.

Not bad, really. I just turned 29 today. So, I'm about to hit that point where I can't say I'm young anymore.

Literal transcript from my sister's voicemail today (she's 25):

"Happy birthday John! You're another year older today. You're almost 30 and no matter what you'll always be older than me. Hahaha. One more year and you'll be a geezer!"
- YzermanIsTheMan

Well happy mofackn bday man. 29 eh....I think I remember 29....not sure wtf happened in 2003 though.

I feel more inclined to ban you as it makes others happy as well.
- Yeti1181

True story

What's you point?
- Yeti1181

I can complain to that dude. The same one I complained to when I got my month ban.

Well happy mofackn bday man. 29 eh....I think I remember 29....not sure wtf happened in 2003 though.
- ruttager17

The New Jersey Devils won their last Stanley Cup.

Time for bed meatball!
- whipper334

Its 5:45 you dummy. Got another 6 hours of obnoxiousness. Unless Yeti bans me again. Hopefully not because I wont be pubically asking for it on 2-3 threads this time like Halloween.

The New Jersey Devils won their last Stanley Cup.
- YzermanIsTheMan

Oh yeah that's right. Can't believe I didn't remember that.
That was the one where Giguere one the Conn Smythe so was kinda memorable.

Its 5:45 you dummy. Got another 6 hours of obnoxiousness. Unless Yeti bans me again. Hopefully not because I wont be pubically asking for it on 2-3 threads this time like Halloween.
- YzermanIsTheMan

Its 5:45 you dummy. Got another 6 hours of obnoxiousness. Unless Yeti bans me again. Hopefully not because I wont be pubically asking for it on 2-3 threads this time like Halloween.
- YzermanIsTheMan

You showed your pubes to ask for a ban? GIGGITY

Its 5:45 you dummy. Got another 6 hours of obnoxiousness. Unless Yeti bans me again. Hopefully not because I wont be pubically asking for it on 2-3 threads this time like Halloween.
- YzermanIsTheMan

Chara and Kessler?

Oh yeah that's right. Can't believe I didn't remember that.
That was the one where Giguere one the Conn Smythe so was kinda memorable.
- ruttager17

won*

And yeah, Mike Babcock also making himself a household name. Great series.

- Horseguts

I would post the beer I'm drinking but it doesn't exist outside of Knoxville and Nashville, TN. Its a delicious high-gravity beer made with fall spices. Yumm.

Not.. quite.. yet. Give me another hour and I'll be on beer 8. Then I'll probably be.
- YzermanIsTheMan

So how many is that in Canadian beers?

You showed your pubes to ask for a ban? GIGGITY
- ruttager17

Comeback=awesome: At least I HAVE PUBES!

So how many is that in Canadian beers?
- SpoiledByOil

20. I rarely find Canadian beers that match American in terms of taste, quality, or alcohol content. (frank), you guys gave us Labatt Blue. (frank)ing eh.

So how many is that in Canadian beers?
- SpoiledByOil

0.5
0 in Rexall beers

20. I rarely find Canadian beers that match American in terms of taste, quality, or alcohol content. (frank), you guys gave us Labatt Blue. (frank)ing eh.
- YzermanIsTheMan

Really? I went to a bar in Dallas and put back at least 10 beer and I got nothing from it so I switched to rum so I could have a buzz going.

Really? I went to a bar in Dallas and put back at least 10 beer and I got nothing from it so I switched to rum so I could have a buzz going.
- Horseguts

That's Texas. Literally the taint of America with Florida being the Richard and California being full of assholishness. Besides my sister and her family living in San Antonio, that state is full of (frank)tards and people who live in 1950.

That's Texas. Literally the taint of America with Florida being the Richard and California being full of assholishness. Besides my sister and her family living in San Antonio, that state is full of (frank)tards and people who live in 1950.
- YzermanIsTheMan

I will say though that there were a lot of big breasted blonde girls everywhere I went.

I will say though that there were a lot of big breasted blonde girls everywhere I went.
- Horseguts

Of course. But they all are bible thumping republicans who think that the world is 6000 years old and dinosaurs roamed it at that time stamp (because the OFFICIAL Texas school books say so.)

Of course. But they all are bible thumping republicans who think that the world is 6000 years old and dinosaurs roamed it at that time stamp (because the OFFICIAL Texas school books say so.)
- YzermanIsTheMan

I'd like to see a copy of this book

Of course. But they all are bible thumping republicans who think that the world is 6000 years old and dinosaurs roamed it at that time stamp (because the OFFICIAL Texas school books say so.)
- YzermanIsTheMan

I couldn't care less, all I wanted to do is (frank) them, not marry them and then come back to Canada without them.

I'd like to see a copy of this book
- ruttager17

My wife just finished making home made lasagna.. omg, I am ready to (frank) her so bad for this birthday dinner.