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I-own_da-Northwest
Vancouver Canucks
Location: Cariboo, BC
Joined: 08.08.2009

Nov 12 @ 1:44 AM ET
I don't want to know what a team fluffer is
- bezz44

Well a fluffer is a chick that gets a straight guy "prepared" so that he can do gay porn....
There's so much wrong with that....
Beatle_john
Vancouver Canucks
Location: Corner of Kirk Maclean's Toe and Robert Reichel's face.
Joined: 01.09.2006

Nov 12 @ 1:48 AM ET
I am starting to believe here. Keep a .500 record for the rest of the season and you are in the playoffs and in healthily.

WD (ok. I can't spell his name, ok) just needs a couple more wins ... then ride out the season --- BAMB ---- Jack Adams.
bloatedmosquito
Vancouver Canucks
Location: I’m a dose of reality in this cesspool of glee
Joined: 10.22.2011

Nov 12 @ 1:48 AM ET
I'm taking this right to 12pm...

#keeptraditionalive
Beatle_john
Vancouver Canucks
Location: Corner of Kirk Maclean's Toe and Robert Reichel's face.
Joined: 01.09.2006

Nov 12 @ 1:49 AM ET
Well a fluffer is a chick that gets a straight guy "prepared" so that he can do gay porn....
There's so much wrong with that....

- I-own_da-Northwest



And she told me she was going to call me the next day too!
Beatle_john
Vancouver Canucks
Location: Corner of Kirk Maclean's Toe and Robert Reichel's face.
Joined: 01.09.2006

Nov 12 @ 1:50 AM ET
I'm taking this right to 12pm...

#keeptraditionalive

- bloatedmosquito


bloatedmosquito
Vancouver Canucks
Location: I’m a dose of reality in this cesspool of glee
Joined: 10.22.2011

Nov 12 @ 1:54 AM ET
I am starting to believe here. Keep a .500 record for the rest of the season and you are in the playoffs and in healthily.

WD (ok. I can't spell his name, ok) just needs a couple more wins ... then ride out the season --- BAMB ---- Jack Adams.

- Beatle_john


Makes you wonder what torts was doing. One could argue he had a better roster to work with. Anyone have a different opinion on that?

Talk of a jack adams for WD is not out of the question (at this point in the season) considering expectations.
I-own_da-Northwest
Vancouver Canucks
Location: Cariboo, BC
Joined: 08.08.2009

Nov 12 @ 1:56 AM ET
And she told me she was going to call me the next day too!
- Beatle_john

..............
Beatle_john
Vancouver Canucks
Location: Corner of Kirk Maclean's Toe and Robert Reichel's face.
Joined: 01.09.2006

Nov 12 @ 1:59 AM ET
Makes you wonder what torts was doing. One could argue he had a better roster to work with. Anyone have a different opinion on that?

Talk of a jack adams for WD is not out of the question (at this point in the season) considering expectations.

- bloatedmosquito



BLOATED ---- THAT is the million dollar question.. This dog walking, pt Roberts Livin, not talkin to Burrows, gets a bed in his office, does not go to practice........ oh, and jumps into Calgary's dressing room.... WHAT GOOD WAS HE!@
Beatle_john
Vancouver Canucks
Location: Corner of Kirk Maclean's Toe and Robert Reichel's face.
Joined: 01.09.2006

Nov 12 @ 2:00 AM ET
..............
- I-own_da-Northwest



She explained to me that I was about to get "Torted" and soon we all would be.
CubanBuffet
Vancouver Canucks
Location: Whine Country
Joined: 08.29.2014

Nov 12 @ 2:02 AM ET
BLOATED ---- THAT is the million dollar question.. This dog walking, pt Roberts Livin, not talkin to Burrows, gets a bed in his office, does not go to practice........ oh, and jumps into Calgary's dressing room.... WHAT GOOD WAS HE!@
- Beatle_john


But he was much better with the media.

Has there been a worse coaching performance, ever?
PetrolSexual
Vancouver Canucks
Location: Down by the Sea, BC
Joined: 06.27.2014

Nov 12 @ 2:03 AM ET
Anyone wanna make a trade?
- bezz44


You interested in moving a dman?
Beatle_john
Vancouver Canucks
Location: Corner of Kirk Maclean's Toe and Robert Reichel's face.
Joined: 01.09.2006

Nov 12 @ 2:05 AM ET
But he was much better with the media.

Has there been a worse coaching performance, ever?

- CubanBuffet



Maybe Bill Laforge, but never a coach with such high expectations . I almost feel defrauded by Torts.
bloatedmosquito
Vancouver Canucks
Location: I’m a dose of reality in this cesspool of glee
Joined: 10.22.2011

Nov 12 @ 2:06 AM ET
But he was much better with the media.

Has there been a worse coaching performance, ever?

- CubanBuffet


Oh hell yes. Two words:

Barry Melrose.
Beatle_john
Vancouver Canucks
Location: Corner of Kirk Maclean's Toe and Robert Reichel's face.
Joined: 01.09.2006

Nov 12 @ 2:07 AM ET
But he was much better with the media.

Has there been a worse coaching performance, ever?

- CubanBuffet



And after 6 or 7 years of AV on the radio, ANYTHING would have been better. Elmo could have farted the Star Spangled Banner and it would have been better.
Beatle_john
Vancouver Canucks
Location: Corner of Kirk Maclean's Toe and Robert Reichel's face.
Joined: 01.09.2006

Nov 12 @ 2:07 AM ET
Can I get a Canuck coach were I confidently feel like I can spell their names
bloatedmosquito
Vancouver Canucks
Location: I’m a dose of reality in this cesspool of glee
Joined: 10.22.2011

Nov 12 @ 2:12 AM ET
Can I get a Canuck coach were I confidently feel like I can spell their names
- Beatle_john


I refer to the new one as 'Twitchy'. Much simpler.
Beatle_john
Vancouver Canucks
Location: Corner of Kirk Maclean's Toe and Robert Reichel's face.
Joined: 01.09.2006

Nov 12 @ 2:13 AM ET
I refer to the new one as 'Twitchy'. Much simpler.
- bloatedmosquito



So Twitchy replaced female dogy. Cool. lets see what auto correct does with that one.
Beatle_john
Vancouver Canucks
Location: Corner of Kirk Maclean's Toe and Robert Reichel's face.
Joined: 01.09.2006

Nov 12 @ 2:19 AM ET
hate these auto commercials\
A_SteamingLombardi
Location: Systemic failure / Slurptastic
Joined: 10.12.2008

Nov 12 @ 3:03 AM ET
What the (frank) you talkin' about Willis?

You name me one other player on this team that can move up and down the lineup and play all positions like Jannik; from 1st line to 4th line, PP force, PK specialist, defence 1 through 6, bench door opener, pressbox observer, team fluffer.

WD knows what this guy brings and understands the value of a player with his unique skill package (finally).

You were obviously watching a different game than the rest of us.

- bloatedmosquito

He also provides everyone with pre-bit pillows.
boonerbuck
Vancouver Canucks
Location: Not Quesnel, BC
Joined: 10.11.2005

Nov 12 @ 3:27 AM ET
Yup. Best I've seen Matthias play as a Canuck. Vey had a solid game, even though he was to blame on the second goal.

Higgins has been great, I'm the first to admit I was wrong on him.

- Scooby_Doo


Higgins is usually super strong in the first half of the season. He usually is ice cold late in the season. Maybe this season with Bonino, we will see a consistent season. I'm optimistic even.

Kesler leaving may have helped Higgins in the long run.
boonerbuck
Vancouver Canucks
Location: Not Quesnel, BC
Joined: 10.11.2005

Nov 12 @ 3:29 AM ET
Yea I couldn't believe Matthias didn't get a star. Higgins is like duct tape, stick him anywhere and he will get the job done.
Edit: I also thought Bieksa was brutal on his breakouts

- bezz44


I think they picked Bieksa for a supportive boost. If thats what he needs,,, do it.
boonerbuck
Vancouver Canucks
Location: Not Quesnel, BC
Joined: 10.11.2005

Nov 12 @ 3:30 AM ET
What the (frank) you talkin' about Willis?

You name me one other player on this team that can move up and down the lineup and play all positions like Jannik; from 1st line to 4th line, PP force, PK specialist, defence 1 through 6, bench door opener, pressbox observer, team fluffer.

WD knows what this guy brings and understands the value of a player with his unique skill package (finally).

You were obviously watching a different game than the rest of us.

- bloatedmosquito


Bi Polar Tuesday should have a 6pm time limit.
LeftCoaster
Location: Valley Of The Sun
Joined: 07.03.2009

Nov 12 @ 11:20 AM ET
Can I get a Canuck coach were I confidently feel like I can spell their names
- Beatle_john


Des - jar - dins
hillbillydeluxe
Vancouver Canucks
Location: I didn't read it , BC
Joined: 09.21.2013

Nov 12 @ 11:37 AM ET
Vintage Sedinery


- AlexF


Difficult shot for Daniel from that angle... How do the Sens not expect to see Hank looking for Daniel? It just seemed like Daniel was too far to the side, almost in the corner, worked great.
bezz44
Vancouver Canucks
Location: Inside the scroatee, BC
Joined: 05.29.2014

Nov 12 @ 11:38 AM ET
You interested in moving a dman?
- PetrolSexual

Depends what you're offering
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