Not angry, just concerned. Hope all is well.

Edit: you're going to love my next post...
- bloatedmosquito

no need to be concerned bud. Having a lot of time on your hands can make people crazy.

Get me back to work, surely then I will gain my sanity.

That's just an act, do you think that Steven Wright is always like that.
- A_SteamingLombardi

I have no idea who that is. But he must be a funny bastard.

You need a (gay) male secretary (more efficient than females)
- Zogg

....hmmmm, and yet still no appearance of the Kaaptan

I have no idea who that is. But he must be a funny bastard.
- vancity787

Steven Wright, a lower key George Carlin

I want to talk about Jannik Hansen.

More specifically, I want to talk about how Jannik is misused on this team. Once again, WD is showing that he just doesn't have the encyclopedia of knowledge to be a NHL head coach. I'm not saying that he'll never be an effective NHL head coach, but right now there are some serious questions regarding his ability to assess his players. I know you are all aware of his deficiencies so we don't have to rehash it here. The canuck record speaks for itself. I mean, as far as I'm concerned, those 5 losses are on WD.

As I was saying, Jannik is not utilized properly. Sure he's been the only Sedin-winger not to improve his overall numbers, but that's probably due to Hansen needing to be 'the man'. Grit, speed, excellent hockey IQ, defensive juggernaut, and hands as soft and silkie as melted butter. He needs a role player as his centre, not a puck hog that only thinks about his numbers and his iron grip on the locker room (yes, I'm talking to you Henrik).

He's european so he obviously has skill. The danes have always been known for their aggressive play and no holds barred attitude.

He has one of the best shooting percentages on the team, 4 minutes of penalties defending his teammates to the death, and even though he had to change his game from scorer to playmaker (because of low-skilled line mates) he still has 3 big goals. All even-strength!

We all know Jannik is a force in the locker room, how can he not with that baritone voice. Must be something to behold. And how does WD reward him? Not even a (frank)ing 'A'.

Obviously Linden and Benning are a bit overwhelmed. Francesco has to step in here and correct this wrong. That's the difference between a good owner and a great owner; great owners are hands on!

Anyway, I'm just stating what everyone else knows. Just another lost season in canuckville.

anyone going to watch virtanen in the whl vs russia game at 4? Should be alright, hopefully see him light the lamp a few times.
- anavar

Just turned it on and Russia scored.

I want to talk about Jannik Hansen.

More specifically, I want to talk about how Jannik is misused on this team. Once again, WD is showing that he just doesn't have the encyclopedia of knowledge to be a NHL head coach. I'm not saying that he'll never be an effective NHL head coach, but right now there are some serious questions regarding his ability to assess his players. I know you are all aware of his deficiencies so we don't have to rehash it here. The canuck record speaks for itself. I mean, as far as I'm concerned, those 5 losses are on WD.

As I was saying, Jannik is not utilized properly. Sure he's been the only Sedin-winger not to improve his overall numbers, but that's probably due to Hansen needing to be 'the man'. Grit, speed, excellent hockey IQ, defensive juggernaut, and hands as soft and silkie as melted butter. He needs a role player as his centre, not a puck hog that only thinks about his numbers and his iron grip on the locker room (yes, I'm talking to you Henrik).

He's european so he obviously has skill. The danes have always been known for their aggressive play and no holds barred attitude.

He has one of the best shooting percentages on the team, 4 minutes of penalties defending his teammates to the death, and even though he had to change his game from scorer to playmaker (because of low-skilled line mates) he still has 3 big goals. All even-strength!

We all know Jannik is a force in the locker room, how can he not with that baritone voice. Must be something to behold. And how does WD reward him? Not even a (frank)ing 'A'.

Obviously Linden and Benning are a bit overwhelmed. Francesco has to step in here and correct this wrong. That's the difference between a good owner and a great owner; great owners are hands on!

Anyway, I'm just stating what everyone else knows. Just another lost season in canuckville.
- bloatedmosquito

Never in my life would I have believed someone could write more than 2 paragraphs about Hansen. Well done.

Why is Hansen with the twins? Makes no sense. Burrows is healthy... Put Jensen with Bonino and Higgins.
- Scooby_Doo

this

Never in my life would I have believed someone could write more than 2 paragraphs about Hansen. Well done.

- boonerbuck

Just trying to keep an excellent tradition going.

Got a feeling I'm alone on this one...

Um, amongst us. Im one of the longest serving nucks HB'r. more and more every day I read stupid posts and it angers me.

My apologies if my mood has angered anyone else, thats not my intentions. but Im starting to believe the stereotypes that have be placed on my fellow fans that I've been defending for years.

This is for you bloated btw.
- vancity787

This is HB, it's somewhat upscale version of the CDC and HF Canucks forums. And I hear you, being pretty long serving on HB myself.

EDIT: Holy crap, I've been posting for /8 years now/??

I want to talk about Jannik Hansen.

More specifically, I want to talk about how Jannik is misused on this team. Once again, WD is showing that he just doesn't have the encyclopedia of knowledge to be a NHL head coach. I'm not saying that he'll never be an effective NHL head coach, but right now there are some serious questions regarding his ability to assess his players. I know you are all aware of his deficiencies so we don't have to rehash it here. The canuck record speaks for itself. I mean, as far as I'm concerned, those 5 losses are on WD.

As I was saying, Jannik is not utilized properly. Sure he's been the only Sedin-winger not to improve his overall numbers, but that's probably due to Hansen needing to be 'the man'. Grit, speed, excellent hockey IQ, defensive juggernaut, and hands as soft and silkie as melted butter. He needs a role player as his centre, not a puck hog that only thinks about his numbers and his iron grip on the locker room (yes, I'm talking to you Henrik).

He's european so he obviously has skill. The danes have always been known for their aggressive play and no holds barred attitude.

He has one of the best shooting percentages on the team, 4 minutes of penalties defending his teammates to the death, and even though he had to change his game from scorer to playmaker (because of low-skilled line mates) he still has 3 big goals. All even-strength!

We all know Jannik is a force in the locker room, how can he not with that baritone voice. Must be something to behold. And how does WD reward him? Not even a (frank)ing 'A'.

Obviously Linden and Benning are a bit overwhelmed. Francesco has to step in here and correct this wrong. That's the difference between a good owner and a great owner; great owners are hands on!

Anyway, I'm just stating what everyone else knows. Just another lost season in canuckville.
- bloatedmosquito

there is absolutely a good chance this is the best thing ive ever read in my entire life. Put the C on this bastad already

This is HB, it's somewhat upscale version of the CDC and HF Canucks forums. And I hear you, being pretty long serving on HB myself.

EDIT: Holy crap, I've been posting for /8 years now/??
- DariusKnight

That's a (frank)ing jail sentence. You must have seen it all.

I can see why.
- Scooby_Doo

ROTF

there is absolutely a good chance this is the best thing ive ever read in my entire life. Put the C on this bastad already
- vancity787

That's a (frank)ing jail sentence. You must have seen it all.
- bloatedmosquito

I may be the oldest HBer.

Edi: Or longest suffering.... avctually the first few years were great! Ek was still a secret, he appeared in shadow on Sportsnet trade deadline day... back then you could bash around dozens of Toronto fans who would leave their own 'room' screaming '1967, 1967'.

Now you get banned for farting, how do they know???


Nope Bonnerbuck beats me.

I want to talk about Jannik Hansen.

More specifically, I want to talk about how Jannik is misused on this team. Once again, WD is showing that he just doesn't have the encyclopedia of knowledge to be a NHL head coach. I'm not saying that he'll never be an effective NHL head coach, but right now there are some serious questions regarding his ability to assess his players. I know you are all aware of his deficiencies so we don't have to rehash it here. The canuck record speaks for itself. I mean, as far as I'm concerned, those 5 losses are on WD.

As I was saying, Jannik is not utilized properly. Sure he's been the only Sedin-winger not to improve his overall numbers, but that's probably due to Hansen needing to be 'the man'. Grit, speed, excellent hockey IQ, defensive juggernaut, and hands as soft and silkie as melted butter. He needs a role player as his centre, not a puck hog that only thinks about his numbers and his iron grip on the locker room (yes, I'm talking to you Henrik).

He's european so he obviously has skill. The danes have always been known for their aggressive play and no holds barred attitude.

He has one of the best shooting percentages on the team, 4 minutes of penalties defending his teammates to the death, and even though he had to change his game from scorer to playmaker (because of low-skilled line mates) he still has 3 big goals. All even-strength!

We all know Jannik is a force in the locker room, how can he not with that baritone voice. Must be something to behold. And how does WD reward him? Not even a (frank)ing 'A'.

Obviously Linden and Benning are a bit overwhelmed. Francesco has to step in here and correct this wrong. That's the difference between a good owner and a great owner; great owners are hands on!

Anyway, I'm just stating what everyone else knows. Just another lost season in canuckville.
- bloatedmosquito

This...

Is the funniest thing I have read all week and you just made my day.

Thanks so much for that...

Steven Wright, a lower key George Carlin
- Zogg

Love Steven Wright:

'If I was travelling in a vehicle at the speed of light and turned my headlights on...would anything happen' ??

I may be the oldest HBer.

Edi: Or longest suffering.... avctually the first few years were great! Ek was still a secret, he appeared in shadow on Sportsnet trade deadline day... back then you could bash around dozens of Toronto fans who would leave their own 'room' screaming '1967, 1967'.

Now you get banned for farting, how do they know???

Nope Bonnerbuck beats me.
- Beatle_john

That stupid sportnet insider thingy with EK and Don Taylor's rant about it on radio was what got me here. Loitered for awhile before creating an account(s).

Love Steven Wright:

'If I was travelling in a vehicle at the speed of light and turned my headlights on...would anything happen' ??



- LordHumungous

K-Billy's Super Sounds of the Seventies

For me, that is what I will always remember Steven Wright for. One of my favourite movies of all time.

K-Billy's Super Sounds of the Seventies

For me, that is what I will always remember Steven Wright for. One of my favourite movies of all time.


- bloatedmosquito

I want to talk about Jannik Hansen.

More specifically, I want to talk about how Jannik is misused on this team. Once again, WD is showing that he just doesn't have the encyclopedia of knowledge to be a NHL head coach. I'm not saying that he'll never be an effective NHL head coach, but right now there are some serious questions regarding his ability to assess his players. I know you are all aware of his deficiencies so we don't have to rehash it here. The canuck record speaks for itself. I mean, as far as I'm concerned, those 5 losses are on WD.

As I was saying, Jannik is not utilized properly. Sure he's been the only Sedin-winger not to improve his overall numbers, but that's probably due to Hansen needing to be 'the man'. Grit, speed, excellent hockey IQ, defensive juggernaut, and hands as soft and silkie as melted butter. He needs a role player as his centre, not a puck hog that only thinks about his numbers and his iron grip on the locker room (yes, I'm talking to you Henrik).

He's european so he obviously has skill. The danes have always been known for their aggressive play and no holds barred attitude.

He has one of the best shooting percentages on the team, 4 minutes of penalties defending his teammates to the death, and even though he had to change his game from scorer to playmaker (because of low-skilled line mates) he still has 3 big goals. All even-strength!

We all know Jannik is a force in the locker room, how can he not with that baritone voice. Must be something to behold. And how does WD reward him? Not even a (frank)ing 'A'.

Obviously Linden and Benning are a bit overwhelmed. Francesco has to step in here and correct this wrong. That's the difference between a good owner and a great owner; great owners are hands on!

Anyway, I'm just stating what everyone else knows. Just another lost season in canuckville.
- bloatedmosquito

You just nailed Bipolar tuesday. Well done.

I want to talk about Jannik Hansen.

More specifically, I want to talk about how Jannik is misused on this team. Once again, WD is showing that he just doesn't have the encyclopedia of knowledge to be a NHL head coach. I'm not saying that he'll never be an effective NHL head coach, but right now there are some serious questions regarding his ability to assess his players. I know you are all aware of his deficiencies so we don't have to rehash it here. The canuck record speaks for itself. I mean, as far as I'm concerned, those 5 losses are on WD.

As I was saying, Jannik is not utilized properly. Sure he's been the only Sedin-winger not to improve his overall numbers, but that's probably due to Hansen needing to be 'the man'. Grit, speed, excellent hockey IQ, defensive juggernaut, and hands as soft and silkie as melted butter. He needs a role player as his centre, not a puck hog that only thinks about his numbers and his iron grip on the locker room (yes, I'm talking to you Henrik).

He's european so he obviously has skill. The danes have always been known for their aggressive play and no holds barred attitude.

He has one of the best shooting percentages on the team, 4 minutes of penalties defending his teammates to the death, and even though he had to change his game from scorer to playmaker (because of low-skilled line mates) he still has 3 big goals. All even-strength!

We all know Jannik is a force in the locker room, how can he not with that baritone voice. Must be something to behold. And how does WD reward him? Not even a (frank)ing 'A'.

Obviously Linden and Benning are a bit overwhelmed. Francesco has to step in here and correct this wrong. That's the difference between a good owner and a great owner; great owners are hands on!

Anyway, I'm just stating what everyone else knows. Just another lost season in canuckville.
- bloatedmosquito

- A_SteamingLombardi

@#$@#$ classic

Every aspect of that movie was brilliant - in particular the dialogue and of course the editing and story-line sucks you in completely. The film certainly resurrected 'Stuck In the Middle with You" as one of the true classics (as introduced by Steven Wright in his role as the DJ for K-Billy's Super Sounds of the Seventies). I think it'll always make you recall that very raw/torture scene with the psychotic Michael Madison.

I feel Reservoir Dogs is at the top of the Tarantino list (even more so than Pulp Fiction or Kill Bill)

P.S. we have to compare our various comedy, film, and music collections, Steaming, as we seem to have very similar tastes (frightening, I know )

I want to talk about Jannik Hansen.

More specifically, I want to talk about how Jannik is misused on this team. Once again, WD is showing that he just doesn't have the encyclopedia of knowledge to be a NHL head coach. I'm not saying that he'll never be an effective NHL head coach, but right now there are some serious questions regarding his ability to assess his players. I know you are all aware of his deficiencies so we don't have to rehash it here. The canuck record speaks for itself. I mean, as far as I'm concerned, those 5 losses are on WD.

As I was saying, Jannik is not utilized properly. Sure he's been the only Sedin-winger not to improve his overall numbers, but that's probably due to Hansen needing to be 'the man'. Grit, speed, excellent hockey IQ, defensive juggernaut, and hands as soft and silkie as melted butter. He needs a role player as his centre, not a puck hog that only thinks about his numbers and his iron grip on the locker room (yes, I'm talking to you Henrik).

He's european so he obviously has skill. The danes have always been known for their aggressive play and no holds barred attitude.

He has one of the best shooting percentages on the team, 4 minutes of penalties defending his teammates to the death, and even though he had to change his game from scorer to playmaker (because of low-skilled line mates) he still has 3 big goals. All even-strength!

We all know Jannik is a force in the locker room, how can he not with that baritone voice. Must be something to behold. And how does WD reward him? Not even a (frank)ing 'A'.

Obviously Linden and Benning are a bit overwhelmed. Francesco has to step in here and correct this wrong. That's the difference between a good owner and a great owner; great owners are hands on!

Anyway, I'm just stating what everyone else knows. Just another lost season in canuckville.
- bloatedmosquito

Teams cannot hope to stop Jannik when he is on his game, only contain him. The twins are like two anchors to him....

I think having seen Jim Jefferies at tulalup two nights ago may have turned me into an extremely negative person. Dude hates everything about life

But I still laugh my a$$ off when I hear him talk.
- vancity787

Damn if I knew he was gonna be down there I would've went. Would've gotten as high as a kite, laughed my ass off, and gambled away my savings.